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(Some Guy) Boobies Farker's favorite redhead, Heather Carolin. Not safe for work   ( divider line 202
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2004-07-21 10:10:08 PM  
She is possibly the most beautiful woman in the world.
2004-07-21 11:08:45 PM  
Agreed. All I can say is "Day-um."
2004-07-21 11:19:47 PM  
ummmm, excuse me.
2004-07-21 11:50:46 PM  
I'd something something.
2004-07-22 12:37:17 AM  
I posted a couple of those at a forum I frequent, and some kid had the nerve to call her "trashy." And my brother called her "skeezy." Buncha haters.

Me, I would hit it like all day and night. Best.redhead.evar. Maybe.
2004-07-22 01:21:56 AM  
Careful what you say DPyrgian The search continues!

I imagine baby farkers will find something wrong with her.
2004-07-22 04:18:40 AM  
Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. I'd be smitten even if I didn't adore redheads. Simply excellent.
2004-07-22 04:32:29 AM  
Hooray for redheads!
2004-07-22 06:13:58 AM  

I'm a TFer and I can find plenty wrong with her. First off, ever seen her without makeup and hair styled just for the camera? Didn't think so. Her hair's even styled for the hot tub photo. The tattoo on the inside of her ankle screams tacky. Her nails? Is her manicurist (that even the right title?) from a trailer park? I also don't find much aesthetic appeal in how her face as a whole or her nose are shaped. All those bangles and that fake, crappy jewelry, especially the horrifically chosen earrings, are painful to look at.

Finally, I know this is at least the second time this exact same set of photos has been greenlit. Hell, it's probably the 4th or 5th. She isn't that attractive, get over it.

And poehitman, if you were staring at anything other than her breasts, you might change your mind.

Nice breasts, yes.
Decent legs, but her calves could use some more tone to be proportioned better with her thighs and hips.
Stomach is decent.
Doesn't have ugly feet or hands, which is a plus.
Her face loses her a lot of points, as do the 5 lbs. of makeup and hair-styling product.
2004-07-22 06:39:56 AM  
I pity anyone who has never experienced a redhead.

This girl is just tite.
2004-07-22 06:42:49 AM  
Comments should have been disabled for this link.
2004-07-22 06:51:11 AM  
I've seen video of her without all the airbrushing and makeup, and generally un-primped hair (she had on a baseball cap)...and she was STILL insanely hot.

I agree with Hail_Eris! - comments should have been disabled for the trollage. If you don't think the woman is teh hawt, then you might need to go see yer doctor.

You may have a case of the gay.
2004-07-22 06:53:10 AM  
Sweet merciful poop, she's hot!
2004-07-22 06:53:36 AM  
Exactly, IrishDrunk. Hooray for redheads.

/favorite boobies girl ever
2004-07-22 06:55:11 AM  
Has she ever done any other spreads that ended up on the net? I haven't found much besides the pics in the link.

And for everyone who doesn't understand the lure of redheaded women, well...all you need is one, and then you're hooked.
2004-07-22 06:58:20 AM  
God Bless redheads

/dated one for two years that looked like Sara Jessica Parker but with long, bright red hair - MAN do I miss her....
2004-07-22 06:59:33 AM  
Today's photoshop theme: Sid_6.7 (read up a few posts).
2004-07-22 06:59:48 AM  
I posted a couple of those at a forum I frequent, and some kid had the nerve to call her "trashy." And my brother called her "skeezy."

I think they were perhaps trying for "slutty" - she definitely looks slutty. Then again, she's an adult model, that's kind of the point. But she does have s little of that undefinable trailer trash girl je-ne-sais-quoi about her.
2004-07-22 06:59:52 AM  
But her elbows are pointy! :)
2004-07-22 07:01:14 AM  
Her boobs are real too!
2004-07-22 07:01:28 AM  
I'd hit it like the red-headed stepchild on the rented mule in the attic who owes me money that she is...

...and put her away wet.

2004-07-22 07:03:46 AM  
If my erection doesn't go down in four hours get me to a doctor.
2004-07-22 07:05:32 AM  
I'm making a head red at this very moment.
2004-07-22 07:06:36 AM  
I'll start off by saying that Heather Carolin is definitely a hottie, but I still think Heather Christensen is quite possibly the hottest redhead walking the face of the planet today.
2004-07-22 07:06:51 AM  
And the title of farkers' favorite redhead goes to Lindsey Lohan.
2004-07-22 07:07:45 AM  
Okay, okay...this post has been up for a while now and no SFW pics yet??? WTF???????????
2004-07-22 07:10:23 AM  
Melody Nelson a les cheveux rouges
Et c'est leur couleur naturelle
2004-07-22 07:13:49 AM  
i'd hit it and write a cheesey hit song about it, then fade into obscurity and do a nude photo spread for a few bucks.
2004-07-22 07:14:55 AM  
it doesn't get much better
2004-07-22 07:15:38 AM  
Finally, a woman that even this farkette agrees is really pretty. Finally, I can understand why you guys are lusting over this one. But the pics with the guitar are just plain ridiculous
2004-07-22 07:16:26 AM  
She wields a Guitar +1 of Undoing. For this I can overlook anything short of necrosis.

Has the Kitten population increased any due to the lag time between the Boobies links? And if so, will this make a significant dent into the population?
2004-07-22 07:18:37 AM  
What is the proper Fark etiquette?

Do I fap before posting comments, or after?

/Would hate to be rude, you know.
2004-07-22 07:19:48 AM  
You could always type one-handed, Fapio.
2004-07-22 07:22:02 AM  

Someone posted Cynthia Lea the other day... Worth seeing again!
2004-07-22 07:24:29 AM  
she's a babe
2004-07-22 07:32:36 AM  
I would let her do horrible things to me.
2004-07-22 07:33:11 AM  
I gotta go with Sid_6.7 on this.

I've dated 1 red head before.. good in the sack and she stabbed me. By far my craziest relationship ever.

I imagine baby farkers will find something wrong with her.

Gotta love the terms TFers try to come up for us obvioulsy not cool enough to pay to see the same link submitted over and over.
2004-07-22 07:33:31 AM  
I don't get the appeal. She's spooky looking and pasty-faced.

I prefer my redheads with a little melanin...

[image from too old to be available]

Sadly there isn't much for Simmone Mackinnon on a GIS, and her website is atrocious. So it's old Baywatch Hawaii publicity stills or nothing.
2004-07-22 07:36:14 AM  
Hott Damm !!
2004-07-22 07:41:41 AM  
2004-07-22 07:44:21 AM  
How many times have those same pictures been posted on here?

There are lots of hot redheads, but we only get the one. Where's Laura Prepon?
2004-07-22 07:50:41 AM  
She has freckles on her shoulders, I would DEFINITELY not hit it.

/just kidding
2004-07-22 07:51:50 AM  
Justine Joli is a smokin' Redhead. Her site is here but not much to see.
2004-07-22 07:55:30 AM  
How about a Beautiful Girl on the Beach? NSFW!
2004-07-22 07:56:18 AM  
Fire in the hole!!!!!
2004-07-22 07:57:11 AM  
She is my favorite.
It's just too bad that those two photoshoots have been all that's online for years now. What happened? Tragic plane accident? Did she go back to modeling for Sears? I hope not. She really has a face for porn.
2004-07-22 08:01:24 AM  
The real problem with this set is the amateur photog. Ah well, you can see her sans big hair and tons of makeup though, and you can get a feel for how tiny she is.

the debate continues

2004-07-22 08:02:29 AM  
Daddy, what were kittens?
2004-07-22 08:03:49 AM  
I'd feel lucky just to be in the same room as her... but hitting it would be a blessing. :-)

And Heather Christensen is hot too... imagine the two of them... together... *gulp*
2004-07-22 08:05:51 AM  
It's like someone cloned Marg Helgenberger before gravity set in.

/i'll shut up now
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