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(the Wired Press)   Mike Tyson: Misunderstood artist of our time?   (thewiredpress.com ) divider line
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2002-01-26 01:24:30 AM  
With such an eloquent speaking voice, how could anyone possibly misunderstand Mike Tyson?
 
2002-01-26 01:25:29 AM  
Why yes. That's it exactly.
 
2002-01-26 01:32:48 AM  
Starry, starry Mike. Now I think I know what you tried to say to me. How you suffered for your sanity - how you tried to set them free. They did not listen. They're not listening still. Perhaps they never will...

Sounds like something you might come up with, right before they take you off your Zoloft.
 
2002-01-26 01:35:42 AM  
if by "artist" you mean 'homophobic, racist psychopathic rapist'...then yes, he probably is
 
2002-01-26 02:33:38 AM  
i can see where the satire was in the story... but not any humor
 
2002-01-26 02:55:24 AM  
MIKE TYSON= SUCK MY HUGE BALLS you black biotch!!!
 
2002-01-26 03:02:39 AM  
If I were to jizz in Mike Tyson's mouth, would that constitute "eating my babies"?

*Now THAT'S one to grow on!*
 
2002-01-26 04:06:06 AM  
Ignore the pay-per-view 3-round crapfest & just spend it on Jagrmeister shots between your buddies....the fights will be much more entertaining
 
2002-01-26 07:42:51 AM  
Elephant tranquilizer: $31.50
Photo film and developing: $9.30
Makeup: $15.43

Sedating Mike Tyson, painting him up like a Korean Hooker, and photographing your weener on his face: Priceless

That's "art." That's MasterCard
 
2002-01-26 09:08:07 AM  
betchya tison thinks it tastes like chicken.
 
2002-01-26 10:44:47 AM  
i wunder if tiesun can spell his name.
 
2002-01-26 11:11:49 AM  
"I'm a performance artist.....wuv me."

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2002-01-26 11:14:00 AM  
...that flickering eye thing...i've seen it before....right before he had a plate of hollyfield ears i think.....
 
2002-01-26 01:16:49 PM  
if he's an artis, then my name is Goku, and it isnt
 
2002-01-26 04:11:29 PM  
I thought Prince was The Artist. Man, Mike has had his bell rung too many times.
 
2002-01-27 08:20:12 PM  

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