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(Yahoo)   Liza Minelli claims hre mother, Judy Garland, is her guardian angel. Gay men upset, but willing to share.   ( divider line
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1182 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2002 at 12:55 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-25 12:56:11 AM  
Hmm, where's that "Touched by an Uncle" poster from the Fark vs. SA PS thread.
2002-01-25 01:00:08 AM  
Aha, there we are.

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I forgot who made it already.
2002-01-25 01:00:14 AM  
Not that I care, but I'll just be the first to say "Typo".

Good day.
2002-01-25 01:00:31 AM  
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Spellcheck Nazi!
2002-01-25 01:02:28 AM  
Thanks for the great PS, Galackz. For the record, I thought the Crossing over with Mr. T was the best, followed by that one. It cracked me up.
2002-01-25 01:04:24 AM  
Wait a minute, A SIGN OF THE APOCLYPSE. In the article they mentioned Liza Minnelli (along with guardian angel Judy Garland) is getting married and Elizabeth Taylor is to be maid of honor while Michael Jackson will be the best man.

What a collection of FREAKS!!!
2002-01-25 01:06:43 AM  
I guess I am not old enough, but what the hell did Liza Minelli do to become famous? I have no clue and I don't feel like researching it.
2002-01-25 01:07:34 AM  
uuuuuuuhhhhhhh who cares anyway?
2002-01-25 01:08:15 AM  
she looka like a man
2002-01-25 01:09:45 AM  
She was in Cabaret, and took an a$s load of drugs. A whole lot of drugs. More drugs than Micheal Irvin, Daryl Straberry and cell block D from Cook County Prison could ever even dream of taking. Thats a whole lot.
2002-01-25 01:13:56 AM  
I could tell she snorts a lot of shiat just by the fact that she is having Michael Jackson as her best man.
2002-01-25 01:14:40 AM  
"Elizabeth Taylor is to be maid of honor and Michael Jackson the best man for the showbusiness wedding of the year."

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So that's why they put a picture of him in the article...
2002-01-25 01:19:39 AM  
What a freak show that wedding will be.

I sure hope no terrorists crash a plane into it. That would suck. Especially if Barbara Streisand, Rosie O'Donnel and Regis Philbin are in attendance.

Hear that, terrorists? I said PLEASE DON'T blow up the wedding, or there'll be trouble.
2002-01-25 01:19:43 AM  
Well I hope she still plans on making that singin' and dancin movie with Michael Jackson.
2002-01-25 01:20:32 AM  
holy crap that picture looks like one of those 'what if they mated' things for jackson and taylor.
2002-01-25 01:24:08 AM  
I think its real funny how in that arcticle right after she brags about been a thoroghbread and everything the writer of the arcticle listed all a her defects. Cracked up my shiat boy.
2002-01-25 01:24:45 AM  
Good call, Boppsta! That's spooky.
2002-01-25 01:27:13 AM  
Gay men upset, but willing to share.

How dare you!
2002-01-25 01:28:36 AM  
She and Jacko could pass as twins...that's SCARY!
2002-01-25 02:03:43 AM  
Ummm...wait a minute. How come this is the first I've heard of Judy Garland being her mother? Is that right, or did I just misread that?
If that's the case, that is quite possibly the eeriest thing I've ever heard.
2002-01-25 02:11:42 AM  
Indeed, Judy Garland is Liza Minelli's mother.
2002-01-25 02:18:05 AM  
Liza says she lost 70 pounds, insisted on by her husband to be before the wedding, He banned chocolate, booze, pot, coke, H, crack, speed and Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.

Allowed along were all of Michael little playmates and Liz's extra chins.

Angel Judy no where is sight, first fallen farker of the freaken fightfest.
2002-01-25 02:19:50 AM  
And isn't Carrie Fisher Liza's kid?
2002-01-25 02:25:49 AM  
2002-01-25 03:40:22 AM  
Carrie Fisher Fun Facts
Father: Eddie Fisher (aka Edwin Jack Fisher), singer, actor; born in 1928; married to Debbie Reynolds from 1955 to 1959
Mother: Debbie Reynolds, actress; born in 1932; divorced from Eddie Fisher
Brother: Todd, TV commercial director, producer; born February 24, 1958; produced first feature film, Twogether (1992)
Half-sister: Joely Fisher, actress, singer; mother, Connie Stevens
Half-sister: Tricia Leigh Fisher, actress, singer; mother, Connie Stevens
Daughter: Billie Catherine Fisher Lourd; born July 17, 1992; father, Bryan Lourd

Liza was here Dealer
2002-01-25 04:48:41 AM  
isn't there enough inbreeding in hollywood already?
2002-01-25 05:13:42 AM  
Question 1: Why is this news? Someone PLEASE stick a fork in her; she's done and she's starting to stink up the kitchen.

Question 2: Why are Liz and Jacko going to be there? Are they tempting the terrorists? Or is the government trying to lure them out?
2002-01-25 05:19:23 AM  
I'd have sex with all of them.
2002-01-25 05:21:21 AM  
Would someone please tell these people...


And, I don't care who yo momma is!
2002-01-25 05:51:37 AM  
Omg, who does her hair and makeup?! She looks like a dead clown! absolutely horrible!
2002-01-25 06:08:05 AM  
``I am a thoroughbred, literally a thoroughbred''

``Minnelli has been plagued by ill health, suffering a bad back, two hip replacements and encephalitis, a potentially deadly inflammation of the brain.''

If she were a horse someone wouldda shot her by now
2002-01-25 06:48:47 AM  
Her fiance looks like he had more make-up on than her. He seriously looked out of a horror film where some mad scientist has brought a corpse back to life and caked on the foundation a little bit too much
2002-01-25 08:25:19 AM  
From the Popbiatch board:

all was going well at Liza Minnelli's press conference. She was only 25 minutes late, made the obligitory PSB ref and had even been persuaded to sing a verse of Caberet for the hacks.
Then a TV chika asked to see Minnelli's ring.
She dutifully held the massive rock up for inspection.
The reporter said: "Could you hold your hand steady?"
Minnelli shot her a look that could've stripped paint.
End of press conference.
2002-01-25 08:57:22 AM  
Look, I'm gay and I think Liza is a talentless freak. Her mother was a freak, but at least she could sing. But she's not my thing either. Gimme some Nine Inch Nails anyday (standing back and waiting for the obvious jokes...)
2002-01-25 09:50:50 AM  
Will you marry me?
2002-01-25 10:21:51 AM  
Liza Minneli with a potentially fatal brain inflammation? Is that what I read? Oh God, if only...if only...
2002-01-25 11:45:23 AM  
Tonight, on "Touched by a Junkie Angel"

"Mommy, I'm scared. It might be cold feet but.."
"Waah. Whoa... Gettin' the whirlies, child... Bleargh!!!!"
"It's OK... it's OK. Where'd you put the Jack Daniels, sweetheart?"
2002-01-25 03:20:23 PM  
I bet her vag is a mess.
2002-01-25 07:14:31 PM  
Well, then, I guess mom must still be drinkin'.
2002-01-26 11:30:11 AM  
you jelous people....liza is divine!.....and that's liza with a z, cause liza with a z goes zzzzz, not ss. she is still fabulous, and looking better every day.....god bless her and judy garland, who is sitting in heaven as we speak, that you very much.
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