This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Neat! The SA site isn't hyperlinked there!

boobies. stop editing my posts.

farked

whoever edits this post is gay

Rebug:

Ayy-men.

ps - NO POOFTERS!!!

if you DONT edit my post, youre gay

The reporter was just on the verge of grasping at a clue.



FARK RULES!!!!!!! FARK RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!



BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

WHEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, what-ever. But Fark is much better than SA. Much easier to navigate Fark with what little is left of my intellect after Farking for far too long. Besides, didn't Drew invent photoshopping?

Qualiall - Yes they are.

Does anyone know where to find SA's submisions, can't find them anywhere on their site.

The KState Collegian is very, very good. They write stuff well. Writing on a 3rd grade level is very, very good. I like the KState Collegian.

Blah...I hope this person doesn't plan on having a future in journalism.

Chris071180 - Look somewhere in the Fark thread where they announced The Battle. There's a link there somewhere that links to some SA entries. And they're mostly crap.

yes. the kstate collegian. press.

jesus, talk about a loose definition of the term "press"

Collegiate "Press".

Charming to the unsophisticated.

The girl who wrote this article needs to drop out of the journalism program and take remedial composition.

This story was written by eCollegian assistant Christopher Harrop. He is a sophomore in history and political science.
He could stand to throw an Eglish class in to the mix.

..or English...damn irony.

Ah. Not in the journalism program. And a guy.
That explains a bit.

Go Fark,I say!

Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I didn't see much wrong with the article, other than clipped and undescriptive sentences. Which are, of course, required for a journalist's piece, since all news stories are by default geared towards the lowest common denominator. Naturally, if anyone here that's currently on the bandwagon had actually taken a journalism course or worked in journalism, they would know that. The baffling thing is, this is required for technical writing too, and I had assumed that there were many farkers in that particular field.

Being at work, I merely skimmed the article and thus may have missed whatever glaring communicative errors that everyone is harping about. However, from the glance-over I gave it, it seems that the journalist at least has a better handle on the English language than the majority of Farkers that post here in the threads.

Not to sound elitist or nit-picking, or anything.

The best way to win a flame war is to stay out of it.

Whoops, I capitalized "Farkers" in one sentence, and didn't in another.

I suppose I should prepare for the legions of replies that indicate how dumb I am, and how I can't speak English, and so forth. =)

wait a minute, i thought they said press coverage
this is a farking college rag

Word, Kenh.

Bardicmisift: j00 sux0r!!!!

Get it? WORD???? Ah ha ha ha....oh, never mind.

Kenh, nuh uh, i m r33t, n3wb

n3wb? d00d, th4t's so ghey. lern to right, geez.

Flame war= even if you win, you're still retarded.

AHHHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE A JOURNALIST OR PUBLIShED AUTHOR WITH THOSE WRITING SKILLZ

very nicely written piece I say. or not, either way it's good to see the collegiates focusing on important internet revolutions such as fark.

Be sure to vote in the parking poll in the right hand column. Nuclear holocaust is running a weak 4th place. This needs to be remedied, at the possible expense of bringing down their server.

i 2nd that Dardicmisfit...it read fine to me too.

Yoyo no, Drew did not invent Photoshopping.

thanks for the reminder, Jdjoker..I closed the page without voting...
I will go back and rectify the situation, pronto.

Drew did invent the internet, though. And morse code.

Bardicmisfit: Eat me, you piece of cow dung. I hope you fu<king die from herpes. lololol

Kenh, oh yeah? ur mom, fagot

i can't eat u cuz im busy eating ur sister

and ur englesh still sux, dumass

I invented eggs benedict.

Look at all the simple minded mother farkers who are claiming to have a better grasp of the English language than a student that has to write it properly everyday. Did you ever think that maybe the only reason you understood the article is because you read at a third grade level yourselves....

Uh oh.

I could flame Mme, but then like 20 people will work me, and then she'll...correct...what's left.

This is a vexing conundrum.

Um...

HAHAHAHAHA Kenh sux0r

Oh great, two yearolds have entered the room.

Mme. you shouldnt stick your toungue out unless you plan to use it

Mme.Mersault is from teh backhills, she farks goats and ginny pigs. I saw Mme.Mersault walking down teh street oter day chassing after a three-legged dog, she can't even get lucky with a normal dog.
Bardicmisfit smells liek poo and drinks urin for brekfast.
Mr.Sinister neds to growup. Don't talk sh!t liek you know stuff, ass.

oh yeah kenh, at least she doesnt clip the wings of a bird so it cant get away

Mme HHAHAAHAHAHA u like guinea pigs

Mr. Sinister shut up stupidass, i talk english better than you do, so blow me

Kenh ur just like Hitler.

i got yer two and a half right here

I think the ending, This story was written by eCollegian assistant Christopher Harrop. He is a sophomore in history and political science. You can e-mail him at cl­h45­45u­s­ke­du.

Should have been,

You can flame him at cl­h45­45u­s­ke­du

That's really not a very strong comeback. Try again.

This is, like, a record threadjacking time.

BM its just a shame you cana type it