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(Sky.com)   Amos the Lollipop Donkey loves to help kids across the street   (sky.com ) divider line 46
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2004-07-20 04:32:52 PM  
That is one sweet ass.
 
2004-07-20 05:15:34 PM  
What the hell is a lollipop donkey?
 
2004-07-20 05:33:52 PM  
awww
 
2004-07-20 05:59:32 PM  
Amos' owner, Ron Flora, got the idea for a lollipop donkey after seeing people avoid the busy junction between his jewellery stores.

Yeah. What the hell is a lollipop donkey? I mean, when I saw the headline, I was thinking "places in Juarez you really really really don't want to go"

...but then, umm...

wow
 
2004-07-20 06:22:45 PM  


"Aaaaammos! Aaaamos the lollipop donkey!
[image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available][image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available][image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available]
"He loves to run,
[image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available]
"to skip and trick,
[image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available][image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available]
"he loves to give you that lollipop stick!
[image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available]
"He's Aaaaamos! Aaaaamos! Aaaamos the lollipop donkey!!"

 
2004-07-20 06:31:23 PM  
Friggin donkey makes 80 bucks a day in tips? I gotta get me an ass like that.
 
2004-07-20 07:21:28 PM  
Donkeys kick ass, but I wouldn't mind an explanation of what makes him a "lollipop" donkey.
 
2004-07-20 09:21:22 PM  
chakalakasp, that's just.. .disturbing...
 
2004-07-20 09:23:21 PM  
that is such a sad pic... they could have waited till he looked a bit more perky :/
 
2004-07-20 09:24:17 PM  
title made me laugh my ass off.
chaka made me do it again until i started bleeding. :(
 
2004-07-20 09:26:52 PM  
Lollipop donkeys are bred by magical men from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

/Homer + sarcasm
//first think I thought of
///got nuthin'
 
2004-07-20 09:28:43 PM  
Is a lollipop donkey anything like a dynamite monkey, only with better tips?

Thanks a lot Chaka, now I'll have that song in my head all damn night.
 
2004-07-20 09:29:58 PM  
In the UK crossing guards are called lollipop men or women but this is in bumphuk south dakota so WTF?Unless it's because sky is reporting it.
 
2004-07-20 09:32:23 PM  
Chaka,

What *is* that? It's creeping me out.
 
2004-07-20 09:35:58 PM  
I live about 50 miles from Custer, and I've never heard of this donkey. Hell, I've never heard of a lollipop donkey at all. I call bullshiat!
 
2004-07-20 09:36:45 PM  
Ok this donkey makes $80 a day in tips... that ain't too freaking bad.

/where the hell is that donkey holloween costume?
 
2004-07-20 09:38:42 PM  
This story makes me so angry...
 
2004-07-20 09:38:57 PM  
Here's my theory.

The story is from England.
They call crossing guards lollipop men/women because they hold a stick with a yellow disk on top. It looks like a lollipop.

So a donkey crossing guard is a lollipop donkey.

/and these people invented the language!?
 
2004-07-20 09:40:57 PM  
I have a very desturbing image in by brain since that whole Pitbull sex story.

I was just glad that lollipop + Donkey was not equil to a feloney.
 
2004-07-20 09:42:05 PM  
[image from rocpoint.com too old to be available]
 
2004-07-20 09:46:08 PM  
chakalakasp holy crap I'm choking on carrots here.
 
2004-07-20 09:49:52 PM  
FARK is not news.

Really?!
 
2004-07-20 09:55:28 PM  
michael jackson likes to help kids across the stree too.
 
2004-07-20 09:58:15 PM  
It's a lollipop donkey, crimethink! It runs and it skips and it tricks, and it loves to give you that lollipop stick!
 
2004-07-20 10:02:43 PM  
I got a lollipop donkey for ya riiiight here.
 
2004-07-20 10:21:08 PM  
Well...if I see one nearby and I drop my keys, I'm kicking them to the next town before I pick them up.
 
2004-07-20 10:27:00 PM  
WTF happened to the moon thread?
 
2004-07-20 10:33:15 PM  
WTF happened to the moon thread?

Something odd is happening... a couple of threads have turned into TotalFark only, as well.
 
2004-07-20 10:37:38 PM  
Glomund, I agree, He looks pretty haggard in that picture.
 
2004-07-20 10:52:57 PM  
I think that donkey would make a great BERGER
 
2004-07-20 10:55:29 PM  
Jeez. Want to read about Samuel Berger? Why don't you go to one of the hundreds of news sites on the web? Why biatch about it not being on Fark?
 
2004-07-20 10:57:46 PM  
Sweet merciful fark, mods PLEASE post a Berger thread so the armchair political "analysts" can create yet another infinity thread of near zero content insteadn of whining about it in unrelated thread*S*.
 
2004-07-20 11:12:26 PM  
mryoop789:

Obvious but damn funny!
 
2004-07-20 11:32:23 PM  
Shouldn't that headline be:

Amos the Lollipop Donkey loves to help kids cross the street?

/grammar nazi
 
2004-07-20 11:33:23 PM  
We get cutting-edge donkey stories from July 9 on Fark, but no mention of Clinton's lackey's borrowing highly-classified documents that they mysteriously misplaced? "Oops, I borrowed a few highly-classified documents, stuffed them in my jacket and pants pockets, and seem to have misplaced them ..."

/Me thinks there is a conspiracy going on ...
 
2004-07-20 11:44:42 PM  
I'll take a lollipop donkey story over a misplaced documents scandal any day.
 
2004-07-20 11:50:35 PM  
chakalakasp

Thank you the imagery and the great laugh.
 
2004-07-21 12:08:15 AM  
2004-07-20 11:44:42 PM witnessx

Yeah ... that's probably a good point.

/Like France, concede defeat.
 
2004-07-21 12:19:42 AM  
GIS for "lollipop donkey":

[image from wtv-zone.com too old to be available]
 
2004-07-21 01:18:40 AM  
mmmmmm... donkey ass lollipop sucker. I'll be up all night.
 
2004-07-21 01:44:41 AM  
I bet it tastes like ass
 
2004-07-21 02:45:03 AM  
[image from albinoblacksheep.com too old to be available]

Ok, I've been seeing that everywhere. What the fark is it? Someone please explain or provide a link.

 
2004-07-21 03:44:36 AM  
So where are Tufty the road safety squirrel and the Green Cross Code man?

(These were actual road safety campaign mascots in the UK...)
 
2004-07-21 04:22:37 AM  
chakalakasp wins the thread!
 
2004-07-21 08:26:18 AM  
Is it just me, or does "Lollipop Donkey" sound like some kind of kinky sex act? It has a certain ring to it, like "Cleveland Steamer" or "Angry Dragon." The Lollipop Donkey.
 
2004-07-21 09:03:01 AM  
Lollipop man:
http://www.wilflunn.com/hats.htm#
 
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