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(Fox News)   Dumbass smuggles knife on plane, calls radio show to brag about it. Hilarity ensues   (foxnews.com) divider line 32
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2002-01-24 10:35:55 AM
Submitted by the guys on the morning show in question. Say hi everyone
 
2002-01-24 10:36:22 AM
Hi everyone.
 
2002-01-24 10:37:24 AM
Goodb... er... hullo...
 
2002-01-24 10:39:07 AM
HI, everyone.
 
2002-01-24 10:39:12 AM
Dostoevsky is laughing from his grave.
 
2002-01-24 10:39:39 AM
Hey... at least he made it onto Fark.
 
2002-01-24 10:40:15 AM
That's: hi everyone
 
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2002-01-24 10:42:13 AM
High everyone. This guy will find out very soon that the best/worse part about jail is the multiple daily ass rapings.
 
2002-01-24 10:43:27 AM
what cracks me up is they dont have steel butter knives anymore, but they do give you steel forks!! I guess it's more dangerous to spread someone to death then fork them in the eye??

thankyou, I'm Kent Brockman
 
2002-01-24 10:45:17 AM
It just shows that airport security is still too relaxed and you can still get on a plane with just about anything.

Oh and uh...Hi everyone..
 
2002-01-24 10:46:14 AM
AIRPORT SECURITY IS A JOKE!!
It will never be 100% safe, all this new shait is just public relations bullshait.
 
2002-01-24 10:49:41 AM
I wonder if this guy is related to Barry Switzer...
 
2002-01-24 10:50:50 AM
<beating a dead joke into the ground>
Hi everyone.
</beating a dead joke into the ground>
 
2002-01-24 10:51:05 AM
I've been on 'planes carrying an offensive weapon, but that's just 'cos I don't wash much.
 
2002-01-24 10:52:04 AM
Hello out there in radioland
 
2002-01-24 10:52:30 AM
hehe!
the part that they missed is that this guy is a govt official in Delaware, Ohio.
 
2002-01-24 10:53:43 AM
It just shows that airport security is still too relaxed and you can still get on a plane with just about anything.

Yeah, airport security is still pretty much a joke. It's all a facade to make people feel like they are ecure, when they actually aren't all that much more so. If they were real serious about security, they'd import people from the Israeli airline, El-Al. I was on a plane surrounded by Arabs, and I'd never felt safer. You haven't been through security until you've been through El-Al.
 
2002-01-24 10:54:31 AM
Morningshowguys, whazzup??
 
2002-01-24 10:56:45 AM

Hi, everybody
 
2002-01-24 10:57:56 AM
This just goes to show that it does in fact pay to advertise or brag whichever one fits...

What an idiot!!!
 
2002-01-24 11:02:05 AM
Hi Dr. Nick!

-j
 
2002-01-24 11:05:10 AM
so that's the secret of how to get a posting on fark!
Simple innit?.....
Good evening (GMT) all and sundry.....
 
2002-01-24 11:12:42 AM
The guy didn't call the morning show, he called the afternoon driver, John Corby, on WTVN in Columbus, Ohio. You can hear the call here.
 
2002-01-24 11:36:38 AM
This guy is just begging for a cavity search next time...
 
2002-01-24 12:35:48 PM
What a moron. You know... hey, wait a minute, did Okok just say begging for a cavity search?

Damn, that just derailed my whole train of thought...

Oh yeah, hi everyone.
 
2002-01-24 12:37:15 PM
What a shame this had to happen on Corby's birthday.
 
2002-01-24 01:10:25 PM
So let me get this straight...All I have to do is sneak a weapon on a plane and I get a Free cavity search?
 
2002-01-24 01:19:51 PM
I can't get through security with a nail clipper, and this guy gets through with a KNIFE? AND they still give you metal forks...hmm....farked up.
 
B
2002-01-24 02:05:55 PM
I agree with Crappie and Quick1.
I get hassled so much with this new airport "security", but really it doesn't mean shiat.
It's such a pain now that I think I'd rather drive.
 
2002-01-24 05:12:20 PM
Of course there's a Delaware, Ohio. There's also an Oregon, Ohio, up near Toledo, I go through it every time I go up to Detroit. :)

Oh and hi everyone!
 
2002-01-24 06:08:32 PM
Hi everyone!

Its still funny this far down the thread, right?
 
2002-01-24 11:14:03 PM
The funniest thing is that there is a ceramic handgun on the market. No joke. It is functionally an Uzi auto pistol, but it's made totally out of ceramic except for one or two tiny parts. Contains no more metal than a car key.

So really, this security is just BS. They hassle you, but other than that... nothing. Anyways, any sane person can see that the next terrorist attack on the US won't be people hijacking planes and flying them into buildings. If anything, we should increase security on other assets, like chemical trucks and certain national laboratories.
 
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