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(ESPN)   Tyson apoligizes for not being 'politically correct.' Not sorry for being completely crazy   ( divider line
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2002-01-23 06:33:01 PM  
Damn, I am sooooo fast!
2002-01-23 06:33:22 PM  
Followup: Tyson still an idiot. Expected to attend pretzelfest with George W. Bush on weekend.
2002-01-23 06:33:26 PM  
Looney Beast.
2002-01-23 06:33:32 PM  
Tyson is just Beatlejuice in a bigger scarier body..
2002-01-23 06:33:42 PM  
As I said yesterday Mike, you are an embarassment to the human race. Please die.

Thank you.
2002-01-23 06:36:31 PM  
So is this in reference to his racially charged insults?

haha. biatch.
2002-01-23 06:36:45 PM  
Sir, I know Micheal Keaton and he ain't no Beetleguese. More like a millionare homocidial mainiac who has an entourage.
2002-01-23 06:37:05 PM  
Does this mean your not going to f*uck me until I love you?
2002-01-23 06:38:10 PM  
what a dome.
2002-01-23 06:38:44 PM  
hmm. apologize.

it doesn't matter on the boards, but for crying out loud, at least spell stuff right in the headlines.
2002-01-23 06:39:17 PM  
sorta reminds me of "Da Crushah", whom bugs bunny keeps

What a lunatic idiot. Actually I think the anvil dropped
from on high would help out immensely...
2002-01-23 06:39:21 PM  
apology accepted :)
2002-01-23 06:40:53 PM  
there is a diff between 'Politically Correct' and Brain Synapsis firing out of sequence.
2002-01-23 06:44:23 PM  
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2002-01-23 06:46:35 PM  
Not to be 10 years late or anything, but is he still married to that doctoral student? Please say no.
2002-01-23 06:46:49 PM  
Crazy people are (usually) not aware that they are crazy.
2002-01-23 06:49:05 PM  
"There was obviously a miscommunication between our camps with regards to the face-off, and chaos broke out," Tyson said, explaining how the brawl began.

Ohhh, my bad guys, I thought the Lennox guys wanted me to go apeshiat and start punching everything that moved. Miscommunication. Sorry.
2002-01-23 06:50:35 PM  
My post!
2002-01-23 06:51:48 PM  
I hear the cops are going to arrest him. (drudge link farked)
2002-01-23 06:53:29 PM  
I think he knows that Lennox can beat him.
2002-01-23 06:56:25 PM  
I'm sure when Mike said it it sounded more like "Mithcommunicanation."
2002-01-23 06:57:28 PM  
Two words..Earlobe Sandwich
2002-01-23 06:58:56 PM  
yes yes.. but i want to know if he still plans on f*cking that guy until he loves him....
2002-01-23 07:05:33 PM  
tyson: im gonna eat your kids!
2002-01-23 07:11:18 PM  
Shaking with rage and obscenely clutching his groin, he screamed: "I'll f**k you in the a**e you punk a**e white boy. I'll f**k you in the a**e you coward, you biatch. You f***ing faggot!

What's an a**e? is it like an a** ? Oh! Arse!!!! Those wacky brit newpapers!!! Everday is an episode of Monty Python!
2002-01-23 07:22:41 PM  
well mike isnt the first azzhole to use the whole "im just not politicly correct" jive, its the new catch phrase to use after you have just made a huge ass of yourself. further more, i think that no matter how much mike tyson fu<ked me, i still would not love him.
2002-01-23 07:23:35 PM  
AeroSquid, Good point! Why the hell would they insert their stupid word for ass when tyson never said it?
2002-01-23 07:24:30 PM  
Spamvictim The doctoral student is now a doctor and, surprisingly, has filed for divorce on grounds of adultery. Mike has some self-control issues.
2002-01-23 07:26:50 PM  
Baw haw haw haw haw ..... FVCK em'......
2002-01-23 07:26:59 PM  
Frank2: Yup! If Tyson had really said 'ARSE!' with a brit accent, it would have been hilarity all around!
2002-01-23 07:29:51 PM  
"I say old darling, I will surely bugger your arse until the regiment recalls my services to the queen!!" (add laugh track)
2002-01-23 07:31:14 PM  
Tyson needs to go back to prison. he needs a good gang rape to shut him up. Granted, he'll put up a fight, but I'm sure that after a couple of guys get to him, he'll be tuckered out...
2002-01-23 07:31:29 PM  
OJ vs. Tyson..
Royal Prison Smack Down...Monday at 10 on BET.
2002-01-23 07:31:59 PM  
if anyone tried to intimidate me by saying they'd fvck me in the ass, i think i'd find it hard to not laugh out loud. i know i would have lost it when he said 'i'll fvck you in the ass you fvcking pussy'
2002-01-23 07:37:19 PM  
I'll say it again: I hope he picks a fight in a concealed weapons state.
2002-01-23 07:39:31 PM  
from Her Majesties Prison Ministry. Good news for Mike!!!

The number of self-inflicted deaths among prisoners in England and Wales has fallen for the second year running to a total of 72. This is despite five deaths over the holiday period, a traditionally difficult time for prisoners and their families.
2002-01-23 07:42:56 PM  
Tyson is a loud mouth "Stupid" N!ggah... Case closed...
2002-01-23 07:43:08 PM  
Let's make Mikey the official greeter when the Pope comes to town.
2002-01-23 07:44:46 PM  
The manimal is farking crazy

But he would make one heck of an entertaing UFC fighter.

2002-01-23 07:45:34 PM  
Does anyone in this string want to fight me?

I'll make you love me!!!!
2002-01-23 07:47:41 PM  
I think earlobe/groin/pillow biting is banned in the UFC.
2002-01-23 07:57:04 PM  
Livewire -Pillow?
2002-01-23 08:01:47 PM  
Anyone displaying these cartoons are Satanist fighting to achieve Satanic goal. The mission of Disney are Satanic. Mickey Mouse is a rat everyone knows he is SATAN. To find out what the New-Age movement is all about, read Snow White and the seven Dwarfs. Prince charming is the antichrist, and the Queen is a freemason with links to Maitreya and Elmer Fudd. Black helicopters followed me in Disneyland from Magic 'microwave' Mountain to EPCOT (New World Order headquarters).
2002-01-23 08:02:21 PM  
Tyson uttered probably the worst racial slurs EVER by an athlete, and nobody mentions a word about it. The media talks about Tyson being crazy, but there is no uproar about the racist shiat that the madman said. Remember what the media and public did to John Rocker? Just wondering why the same hasn't happened to Tyson?
2002-01-23 08:15:24 PM  
Tyson is just an embarrassment. I hope they convict him of the rape charges they have going against him yet again so they can finally haul his stupid ass back to the only place suitable for him... prison.
2002-01-23 08:22:26 PM  
Could there maybe a sexual harrasment suit in there someplace? How come he gets to say that and get away with it? If I said that to the Biatch that fired me last fired me last friday, I could only assume I would still be in jail today.
2002-01-23 08:25:41 PM  
This guy needs to be put away, far away.

I'll house sit while he's gone. Anyone up for a kegger?
2002-01-23 08:39:01 PM  
"He did not comment on whether he bit Lewis' left leg in the brawl at the Hudson Theater on Tuesday. A source close to Lewis' camp, who asked not to be identified, said Tyson did bite the WBC-IBF champion."

He probably should not have commented on it on camera last night then!
2002-01-23 08:42:47 PM  
so, how many people do you have to rape/assault before they do something about it?
2002-01-23 08:43:41 PM  
come on guys.... he's sorry....ya see he's just a regular guy...

(lol.....grabbin popcorn and waiting for flamage to start)

let the man fight...
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