I like my porn name. Spanky Jane has quite a ring to it, don't you think?

(Dave Gahan is sexy despite those ears.)

Jar Jar Binks was pretty cool, actually.

/Red meat's not bad for you. Green Fuzzy meat is bad for you.

I can't believe I just read every single one of those comments. Every one.

I wish I could drink beer and whisky like I used to be able to. Getting old sucks.

Pron name:

Heidi Pacific Coast Highway

Not so good as I'm a hetero guy...

In the present...

Leo President/State/Marshall/West/Woodrow Wilson (the closest streets to my dorm).

Which is better?

I should just get into producing porn and skip all the Hollywood BS. I don't think I'd ever be late to work again..

Penis is a really funny word. Penis.Penis.Penis.Penis.Penis.Penis.Penis.Penis.Penis.Penis

What's bukkake? I have no idea. Look it up on google? ok.
WTF!! OMG!!
/runs from computer screaming.

wat the fark is that

Drizzt Do'Urden???????????????

suebhoney
I need a fark buddy

If this comment was filtered, call me.

If not, call me.

"Its not dirty if we love each other. Just don't eat alot of veggies today ok?"

Tranny Name: Fuzz Lindsey
Porn Name: David Barber

'I love the 90's' was a fine piece of tv production.

I take pride in being a 'n00b camping whore fukker'

Someone post a picture of Katie Holmes. Just because she's that hot.

LeaLoo makes me think about good times sitting right over the rear wheel on the school bus in junior high.

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Kerry's wife could be a very happy woman?

"Did anybody see me dump that body?"

don't.....listen.....to....the......voices. must......not...listen......cannot.......listen......

Forage rhymes with Orange, at least in my accent.

I rather like David Lee Roth's "Just a Giggolo" song.

A freshly shaved scrotum is very refreshing.
My view of lesbians is now cloyed. Not from this thread, but other things.
I miss my girlfriend.
My porn name is John Fieldview, which is hardly anything to write home about.
I'm going to chop down a tree tomorrow.
Underwear is overrated, and my recent decision to stop wearing it entirely has improved my comfort on a daily basis. Everyone should try it.

I<3 Fark.

WHAT
THE
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I submitted this with a better headline.....

Yes, it was me who farted in the elevator.

I wonder if I am too late.

Beer really does make it feel better.

BilldaCat10
how I would bang every dusty chick at least five times.

ITs like you are reading my mind!

This thread won't be officially dead until sometime after I've posted.

(works 6 nights a week)

The singing lessons have boosted my self-esteem

Bevets is wrong!

There is no just

My best friend and coolest girl in the world is here.

Love is a myth.

Bevets is actually a Satan worshipping Zen Master serial killer from Chicago.

All my life, all my life I've wanted to kick a tiger lily.

Deep Space 9 was really a good show

Your pron name is your current pet and street you grew up on?

I have no pets, so first name is NONE.

My street growing up was Ten Mile Road.

So my pron name is None Ten Mile? Appropriate, as I am Dutch.

I am bothered by the belief that the earth needs a good purging. A Plague, small nuclear event....something. Too many people/idiots.

I'm not arrogant enough to think that I shoud be spared, as long as AT LEAST 1/3rd of the population goes too.

The polar opposite of cinnamon is frogs.

I wonder if that bump I felt was roadkill or a neighborhood kid.

/waaaaaay late, but I read every single one!

Oh yeah...underwear is useless.

"Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan?"

And the problem with both at the same time would be....?

As i thought. no problem, but one damn fine idea.

Should have be productive or a slacker today? I have worked 70 hours and the past six days. Gotta finish this last six pack before work in 3 hours.

I'm always afraid to push really hard on the toilet...terrible place to suffer a stroke.

Felixecho

Anytime.
Girls who like girls rock, don't we?

bazzanoid: Lindsay Lohan is pretty hot, but dude... fake boobies at 17? Sounds like a cry for help..

TheAnvil - many thanks, it's my favorite too and I had no idea what its name was. Any idea how to find a copy?

"Uh... Mrs. Claus and I have... an arrangement."

"Ho, ho... ho."

my pr0n title is...

Linus Rural Route 2

dayamn, that's sexy

pRon name
Tabitha hollycove..that freakin' rocks

It is 8 am and i am about to drag myself to the track. perhaps i should jump in the shower first to wash a way the lingering smell of the ganja from last night...

Oh, my, Is this thread still open?

It is. Imagine that.

1.21 gigawatts!

Jesus loves Fatties

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