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speedballtucker		2004-07-16 03:19:46 PM

I'd do 'er.

The_Hound		2004-07-16 03:20:27 PM

I would hit every chick in every boobies link on TotalFark.

Smookyfufu		2004-07-16 03:21:41 PM

I would have sex with you for saving me from the elephant vagina.

PowerSlacker		2004-07-16 03:21:47 PM

I'd pay $100 on PPV to watch Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen Twins together in a lesbian romp.

Toughffff		2004-07-16 03:21:49 PM

Stay away from the "Burned Children" thread, it is a tense environment.

ESH		2004-07-16 03:21:55 PM

Does taking it in the poopchute feel like taking a really big dump in reverse?

moncheche		2004-07-16 03:22:01 PM

My balls itch

Rowlf		2004-07-16 03:22:04 PM

If you're sticking it in Hillary Duff's dumper, you win at life.

errdog		2004-07-16 03:22:07 PM

Why couldn't I be rich instead of well hung?

Cosmic_Music		2004-07-16 03:22:13 PM

All I ever wanted in life was to be Angus Young from AC/DC.

/rock

SpiffyandRedhot		2004-07-16 03:22:14 PM

I hate your guts. And your little dog too.

waitaminute...		2004-07-16 03:22:21 PM

I am SO bad at my job!

CuddleButt		2004-07-16 03:22:33 PM

Com'n com'n, think of something good to post so everyone will laugh and put my name in bold.

jerrysherman		2004-07-16 03:22:39 PM

please remove yourself from the gene pool.

pizza guy		2004-07-16 03:22:50 PM

where are the keys to my truck?

MDGeist		2004-07-16 03:22:52 PM

Mentally handicapped people need to be hidden away and forgotten.

Alured Popple		2004-07-16 03:23:00 PM

If only I had had someone like me when I was your age, I would have told me not to take physical chemistry.

wattoblotto		2004-07-16 03:23:02 PM

How long should I wait in this brand new relationship before I make my first attempt to climax on her face?

Also, should I put that fire out over there?

xselectah		2004-07-16 03:23:07 PM

Last night, it sounded like my hot nextdoor neighbor was having sex with another girl...then there was a storm, so I couldn't here it any more...

schma2000		2004-07-16 03:23:09 PM

Circumcision is really a bad thing

/uncut

speedballtucker		2004-07-16 03:23:10 PM

If she were a real person and not a cartoon character, she'd be really hot.

waitaminute...		2004-07-16 03:23:11 PM

Lindsey Lohan wants me.

Toughffff		2004-07-16 03:23:18 PM

more hit-a-ble...

Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan?

ESH		2004-07-16 03:23:32 PM

CuddleButt is a smart ass.

Commander Salamander		2004-07-16 03:23:34 PM

Is peeing in the shower really such a bad thing?

Rowlf		2004-07-16 03:23:47 PM

Is Will Hung well hung?

Alured Popple		2004-07-16 03:23:48 PM

Everyone's thinking it. You just type it over here---------> remember to enable voting?

kevin5lynn		2004-07-16 03:23:51 PM

Do they realize I goof off all day at work?

MayoBoy		2004-07-16 03:23:55 PM

Whose damn keys are these?

sixa		2004-07-16 03:23:57 PM

...this thread is lame, but I'm reading it anyway.

jdhannan		2004-07-16 03:23:57 PM

They haven't got a word to rhyme with orange yet, but now if we could just find a rhyme for door-hinge...

rassleholic		2004-07-16 03:24:13 PM

What the hell kind of nick is Smookyfufu?

chenry		2004-07-16 03:24:17 PM

bored at work? hell, about an hour ago, i was drunk at work.

SlipWilly		2004-07-16 03:24:26 PM

When is Half Life 2 coming out?

GooberMcFly		2004-07-16 03:24:29 PM

"This actually got green-lighted?"

El_Swino		2004-07-16 03:24:53 PM

One of these days folks are going to realize that I'm secretly a total farkup and come and take away my cool job, girlfriend, car and condo and leave me with a bunch of credit card bills and a cat that really doesn't respect me all that much.

El Farko		2004-07-16 03:25:08 PM

HOLY CRAP! My first green lightededed submission!

Wow, this thread has lasted way longer than my first time doin' it.

pizza guy		2004-07-16 03:25:09 PM

what all happened last night?.....was very drunk

GogoUbari		2004-07-16 03:25:09 PM

I could make $200 hourly doing this as a consultant if it weren't for the lack of personal connections, dreadlocks, and ~~attraction to Asian girls that look like a pedophile fantasy~~ my wierd Fark handle.

mentallo69		2004-07-16 03:25:13 PM

Does Bush know he is making this country look like a bunch of morans?

Jake Steed		2004-07-16 03:25:13 PM

If you fart and something rolls down your leg it means you've "fumbled".

Clarky		2004-07-16 03:25:18 PM

If you dump a shovel full of weasles into a barrel of snapping turtles, they are bound to have a fight.

wickedMule		2004-07-16 03:25:20 PM

Will it really make my penis 2 to 3 inches longer?

I forget what eight was for		2004-07-16 03:25:29 PM

I wonder what those identifying traits were that they were photographing on Michael Jackson's gentitals. Do you think he shaves, or what?

hassenpfeffer		2004-07-16 03:25:34 PM

The next time that question is asked at 2am, answer "no."

waitaminute...		2004-07-16 03:25:47 PM

I just want to win one of these damn surveys!

pbjosh		2004-07-16 03:25:54 PM

Everyone's thinking it. You just type it over here--------->

Wow, I hope I come up with something funny, cause if not, all these people will realize I am stupid.

What to type, what to type?

Oh:

Boobies!

Josh