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2004-07-16 06:25:24 PM  
Nobody reads the posts this far down....
2004-07-16 06:26:52 PM  
If I said "computer, end program" out loud right now, would my reality turn into a big room with yellow-outlined black squares?

That'd be pretty cool, actually.

/last one
2004-07-16 06:28:06 PM  
Real lasbians are the pretty lesbians and NOT the other way around.
2004-07-16 06:28:17 PM  
You did.
2004-07-16 06:28:55 PM  
The other day I had two songs stuck in my head at the same time. They were "Don't Cry Out Loud" by Melissa Manchester and "For Crying Out Loud" by Meat Loaf. What does this say about me, besides the fact that I have really gay taste in music?
2004-07-16 06:29:01 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-07-16 06:29:43 PM  
I enjoy drinking beer.
2004-07-16 06:29:55 PM  
*beats DivineShadow to a greasy snivelling pulp*
2004-07-16 06:31:49 PM  
my porn name is miles shotgun, very odd indeed
2004-07-16 06:32:27 PM  
My breath smells like cat-food
2004-07-16 06:33:35 PM  
Choo-Choo Dirr...
2004-07-16 06:34:26 PM  
I haven't wiped my butt in over 30 years...
2004-07-16 06:36:43 PM  
Porn name: Rusty Seminole

2004-07-16 06:37:17 PM  
Harry Smith, you have a call on line 4. Harry Smith, Line 4 please.
2004-07-16 06:39:49 PM  
muck, how did you come up with your handle? (Muck)
2004-07-16 06:40:47 PM  
over half of Kerry's voters this november Died in the 80's, and all of a sudden become voters.
2004-07-16 06:44:10 PM  
fstop is a tool.
2004-07-16 06:44:17 PM  
I read the posts this far down.

Always turn left at Albuquerque.
2004-07-16 06:44:30 PM  
i think everyone's thinking that they are real original by the looks of this thread

mofo_jones you rang?
2004-07-16 06:46:05 PM  
I'm so hungry I could gnaw a table leg.
stupid anorexia.
2004-07-16 06:47:03 PM  
all of the above

2004-07-16 06:50:09 PM  
Jack Black is the guy in the dorm room at the end of the hall who really isn't all that funny no matter how sober, drunk, or stoned you are. Or he is for that matter.
2004-07-16 06:51:49 PM  
The stupid song from the Six Flags commercial with the annoying, dancing "old man". (I'd like to kill myself for thinking about it.)
2004-07-16 06:52:04 PM  
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
2004-07-16 06:54:01 PM  
Why can't I bring my bong to work?
2004-07-16 06:56:43 PM  
NSFW websites.
2004-07-16 06:56:56 PM  
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2004-07-16 06:58:12 PM  
Should I throw away my money on a TF subscription?
2004-07-16 07:00:44 PM  
My porn name is "Tuffy Wilson"
2004-07-16 07:01:56 PM  
OK you really jumped the shark with that one, khanman225...
2004-07-16 07:02:02 PM  
>Have they found a word that rhymes with orange yet?

She wasn't surprized when I whipped out my four-inch,
she was only surprized when she found out it's orange.
2004-07-16 07:02:56 PM  
What's up with lesbians that look like guys that like other gals that look like guys?

If you're a gal that is attracted to gals, wouldn't you like your gals to look like gals?

/just sayin'
2004-07-16 07:03:15 PM  
Thanks for the tip rogue_L_chick

Never got caught out on that one, but funniest moment ever was a mate calling me in the morning after a particularly wild bender, begging me to help him figure out the name of the conquest-du-jour (du hier-soir?) I told him to go find some mail...he actually called back to say he couldn't find any.

So my next piece of advice was to tell him to wait for the bang-tail to wake up, and just bide his time and try to get her to talk about herself. Presto, 8 minutes into the wakey-uppy conversation, she referred to herself by name in a story about herself.

We laughed and laughed. It was the best Christmas ever.
2004-07-16 07:03:16 PM  
The SbB girls are seriously lacking in the intelligence, talent, and personality departments, and I'm just the person to educate and enlighten them.
2004-07-16 07:04:14 PM  
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
2004-07-16 07:04:58 PM  
fark Michigan... what a shiatty place. I hope it becomes volcanically active on Wednesday.
2004-07-16 07:05:28 PM  
Those Dusty T-Shirt girls are hot. they are the only reason I go to
2004-07-16 07:08:05 PM  
Ther aren't nearly enough pictures of hot chicks snogging in this thread.
2004-07-16 07:09:18 PM  
This is the thread that never enndddddsssss, it will go on and on my friennnnddsss
2004-07-16 07:10:41 PM  
You'll have to speak up - I'm not wwearing any pants
2004-07-16 07:12:04 PM  
I need a fark buddy
2004-07-16 07:12:12 PM  
I really need to rewatch Apocalypse Now.

I also need to start making dinner. And take over the world.
2004-07-16 07:12:36 PM  
Wipe all that stupid off your pod six gob and get back to work.
2004-07-16 07:12:46 PM  
If a kitten pleasures himself, does he commit suicide?
2004-07-16 07:13:34 PM  
I wonder if we can make this the biggest thread on fark. hmmm
2004-07-16 07:14:04 PM  
Watch out 'U.S. Supreme Court overturns Texas sodomy law that prohibited consensual sex by same-sex partners' thread, this one owns you.
2004-07-16 07:14:29 PM  
Pron Name:

Sunshine Graystone

/top that, bastigages!!!
2004-07-16 07:15:49 PM  

Real lasbians are the pretty lesbians and NOT the other way around.

Do I have to post those pictures again?

Do I? Hmmm?
2004-07-16 07:15:57 PM  
Nothing beats getting a BJ while playing CS. Man those were the days.

/misses his girlfriend.
2004-07-16 07:16:07 PM  
2004-07-16 07:14:29 PM AngelFan63

My porn name is April Saint :)
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