I am too old for most of the hot chicks in the Fark Personals.

Victory, not vengeance.

Monday:
Come in to work in a jester's outfit.
Jump out of the top of my cube at passers by.
Scream 'fish sticks'.
Bask in the glory.

/having too much fun with this thread

Why do I feed the trolls?

Jasjas's vacation will be nowhere near as good as anticipated, and twice as expensive. More to the point, it will suck compared to mine.

And my pron name: Cassius Grosvenor. Swear to god.

Porn Name: Ann Dumfries
Tranny Name: Bowie Bowman

Me in the middle of Lohan and SbB girl Kim.

jackandblue - Here she is (Probably NSFW)

man i would really like to fark your mom!

I'm just waiting for them to drop the pretexts and just blare out over the TV "OBEY AND BE SPARED!" You know it's coming, I know it's coming, everyone KNOWS it's an eventuality, I just wish they'd get it over with.

Blue nipple purple monkey dishwasher

We ruined the rainbow for all the straight people!
/lesbian

Well Sh*t, I guess I am gonna have to vote for myself.

Doesn't "Please" mean anything to y'all?

seriously guys

Well, apparently my pr0n name is "Harry Robin"

/...

I like my girl and all, but I would really like to fark about half of the girls on the planet.
What the point of having a wang if you only get to use it on one girl?

You weren't thinking it before, but you're thinking about it after reading this:

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, Banana-phone! DOOBIE DOOBIE DOO!

I need a damned beer.

If I had a belly full of explosives and 6 minutes to live, I would so go GTA2 on these boneheads!

Everything seems "deep" at 3 am.

r deaf people amused by mimes?

Kill me now.

Don't know, do blind people get tattoos?

LeaLoo
I went through an exhibitionist phase a few years ago, where I'd show anyone my boobs if I had a little rum in me. That was back when I was only a C cup.

If my little brother reads this he's going to be really disturbed.

So, you live around me, per chance?

/pull pin......throw grenade in CEO's office...run like hell...hero on monday!!!

Uh...I DO wanna do my friends sister...and I don't live in arkansas! WhatdoIdowhatdoIdo??
Screw choosing. I'll do Lindsey Lohan, Hillary Duff, and any other hot girl mentioned in this thread. Ha! If you people wanna choose, then fine, more for me.

Porn using pet + street:

Kenna Pinedell

"LeaLoo may very well be the best looking Farkette...ever."

Indeed cause Fifth Element rocks...and her pics are hot as well.

The Dusty t-shirt girls have this weird pre-pubescent thing going. It's not attractive. Seriously.

Gosh, I'd love to have a guild free night of sex with a woman. Just once.

more porn using pet + street:

Edward San Juan

haha...nice one huh? Actually I think anything + San Juan = humor.

Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup.

Which came first, Max Headroom or Geral Ford?

Are you a man or are you a mouse?

If you love your fun then DIE FOR IIIIIIIITTT!!!!

/anyone recognize?

It hurts . . . where I pee.

:: at the DMV ::
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

/been watching Dane Cook. funny as hell

ha ha, my porn name is james wood.

Random thoughts:

I think I need a penis reduction.

I hate cheese.

KFC is really good.

The best cars were 60's muscle cars.

They should have White Castle here in CA.

The Geico Gecko is pretty cool, but not cool enough to get me to buy their insurance.

The Olsen Twins are scary and bizarre.

I want Martha Stewart to be a prison biatch, since she is half way there by just being a biatch.

I hate public service ads.

I need a penis reduction.

How come when I click on the "Pix of SbB Girls Updated Daily" box ad, I can't actually get to the new pix of the (mostly) hot SbB girls?

Mars needs hot women!

By all rights, I should hate 80's alternative music.

But I like it, I really do!

Goddamn Alexis is HOT!

Why is it that dogs can lick themselves, but people can't? Is this some sort of cruel trick God has played on us?

/got to get out of the home office today

its peanut buttah jelly time
peanut buttah jelly time
peanut buttah jelly time
way at
way at
way at
way at
now day go
day go
day go
day go
peanut buttah jelly peanut buttah jelly
peanut buttah jelly w/ a baseball bat
blah blah blah blah blah

im farking board

I should have taken the blue pill.

Or was it the red pill?

Damn it, I can't remember!

/dreaming about being in The Matrix

Ben Murphey, Is that Hannible Hayes or Kid Curry?

No...no you don't understand...haha...there are UFO's involved...

I just read this whole thread. This should be a daily fark feature.