My anus is bleeding.

My pr0n name is Spotty Johnson.

You think you're in trouble, my porn name is Nova Highway 52. I can't see that being a big draw.

This thread needs more pictures of girls makeing out.

MorganSloat

I want to kill the farkers that my ex girlfriend is sleeping with.

Are you implying that she is sleeping with more than one at the same time? A few a day? Details please.

just as bees will swarm about to protect thier nest, so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs."

I do not know any straight males who own a Strokes, Vines, Hives, or White Stripes album.

Oh Colonel Angus, you old carpetbagger!

I'm picturing someone naked right now.

It's not the jeans, it's your enormous ass that makes you look fat.

But, I thought your Soap Opera name was middle name and street you live on now?

Then, I'm Stephanie Winfield...

and Buffy Courtland

Here I sit, I must admit it,
Tried to fart but actually shiated!

/It's a trap!

OMG, PEAK OIL!

/Using Old Tags are really cool!

Porn Name:

Chateauneuf Washington

It's always darkest before the dawn...

which is why it's a perfect time to "borrow" your neighbors' newspaper.

That's when you know to stop wiping.

CANADA SUCKS!

Why can't the bank leave me alone...I'm willing to bet everything that my cousin is into me...why do 50% of totalfarkers think they aren't a-holes just because they spent 5 bucks...I think they're catching on at work...who thought squeezable yogert was a good idea...i believe jon edwards, not the VP but the psychic...why did they cancel Angel...why can't i stop my ADD with that monkey urine like the witch doctor said...

2004-07-16 04:48:47 PM Le Chevre

Are you implying that she is sleeping with more than one at the same time? A few a day? Details please.

Not per day, but multiple yes. Or so I have been told.


on a different note:

I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

drone1337
It is quite possible we are related. I do own the first season of Invader Zim on DVD. "I saw a squirrel!" "It was going like this!" "I need tacos. If I don't get tacos I will explode...that happens sometimes."

...and then the deer let out a lustful squeal

{insert lustful deer squeal here}

pr0n name = Cabbage La Conner
that sounds unforgivably gay...

if I had been paying more attention today, my motorcycle would not smell like garlic.

I got to go to the ER last night to treat a big infected area the diameter of an apple from a tetanus shot gone awry. They gave me a shot in the thigh with a needle the caliber of a water pipe and held me for 4 hours. Now I'm on the hard antibiotics and feeling sleepy. It's time to go to a retirement party for some guy I don't know and eat too much cake.

I can go all day

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodshuck could chuck wood?

I OWN YOU: A polite way of reminding someone that you killed them. Typically this is replied to with "farkING CAMPING WHORE" which means "Well done"

So who else got stoned during lunch?

Is a vacuumn cleaner REALLY that bad of an anniversary present?

I don't want to smell it, but how else can I tell if it needs to be washed?

Pron name
Chloe Terrace
ooooooooooh!

I hate stupid people

I wonder how hungover I'll be tomorrow...

porn name: James Orleans "Giggity-giggity"

For the record El Bastardo easily wins this thread.

If I had a penny for every minute I spent farking at work. I'd be a kajillionaire. Or least a thousandaire or a hundredair.

What a waste of my farking time

/and yet i posted

If only I was off work and smoking a joint...

The Boss is going to bust me typing this...

Is it 5 yet?

why is the arrow in the headline too long to fit on one line?

HAHAH WHAT IS GOING ON?!

obligatory unrelevant link:

Psych Watch

MorganSloat

Haha. Sorry.

An ex girlfriend of mine in college became a major slut after we broke up. Six months later she comes back to me crying, claiming to of had a miscarriage from of these 'rebound' guys. I told her she was barking up the wrong tree if she was looking for sympathy.

fark you...fark you..you're cool..fark you, I'm outta here!