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skyfire360		2004-07-16 04:37:38 PM

Welcome, to ZOMBOCOM!!!

uclajd		2004-07-16 04:38:36 PM

I don't care if she is 17, Maria Sharapova is hot. Don't pretend you disagree you farking hypocrites.

CaramelCod		2004-07-16 04:38:47 PM

May I go to the bathroom?

Thank you.

JustLooking		2004-07-16 04:38:58 PM

shelve
delve
elve
helve

LeaLoo		2004-07-16 04:38:59 PM

Right about now I wish my profile had a stat counter.

loki see loki do		2004-07-16 04:39:08 PM

Swelve?

Zyklon B. Goode		2004-07-16 04:39:15 PM

Nobody owes you a god damned thing, least of all respect.
Most people around here are smarter than you and a hell of a lot better looking.

the sexy		2004-07-16 04:39:20 PM

in light of my previous post, I have to come clean.
all I've had on my mind is girls kissing.
Thank you, farkers.
Thank you.

TechnicolorYawn		2004-07-16 04:39:47 PM

There is nothing grosser than a vaginal blood fart.

CaptainBeefheart		2004-07-16 04:39:49 PM

Whatever happened to Jesus Jones?

MajorRoss		2004-07-16 04:40:09 PM

I wonder who my ex-girlfriend is sleeping with?

Chariset		2004-07-16 04:40:23 PM

I want a beer and I wanna see something naked

blueshockeyfan		2004-07-16 04:40:36 PM

What ever happened to Staci Keanan?

MorganSloat		2004-07-16 04:40:38 PM

Don't you hate it when it's really hot and your butt crack starts to sweat and after a while it feels like you had a massive wet fart and you have to wipe your ass in order to find solace?

/hello?

Viper54		2004-07-16 04:40:39 PM

Never drink mercury......it tastes funny...

shaggy0010		2004-07-16 04:41:09 PM

remember when you buried that german tourist in your cellar?
/good times

MooseBayou		2004-07-16 04:41:10 PM

2004-07-16 03:36:17 PM blas

If I don't get laid in ten years can I be considered a born again virgin?

*%*%*%*%*%

Technical Term: Cobweb virgin.

reversibleSummerAssHat		2004-07-16 04:41:24 PM

If I have sex with my clone is it incest or masturbation? neither... it's definitely a little gay though.

MorganSloat		2004-07-16 04:41:31 PM

I want to kill the farkers that my ex girlfriend is sleeping with.

PanicMan		2004-07-16 04:41:33 PM

twelve---velvet?

shiat, nevermind!

Aranyx		2004-07-16 04:41:44 PM

Oh no, not again...
/Damn you Arthur Dent!

NeoMort		2004-07-16 04:41:45 PM

oops, I farted.

User42		2004-07-16 04:42:08 PM

"You've Always Got Time For Joint."

"Look, Ma, No Pain!"

"Australians Wouldn't Give A Bluntpuff For Anything Else."

Yea that site is awsome "the sexy"

NICU8697		2004-07-16 04:42:15 PM

"LeaLoo may very well be the best looking Farkette...ever."

This now makes me jealous of Jr High kids and some punkass ex-dancer marrying Britney. Bizarrrroooooo!!!!

loki see loki do		2004-07-16 04:42:22 PM

That makes my pron name Buckminster Smiley.
I'm screwed.

MorganSloat		2004-07-16 04:42:34 PM

Don't you hate it when it's really hot and your butt crack starts to sweat and after a while it feels like you had a massive wet fart and you have to wipe your ass in order to find solace?

/hello?
(with voting)

TechnicolorYawn		2004-07-16 04:43:40 PM

MorganSloat

No, I love it, actually.

Whamdangler		2004-07-16 04:43:57 PM

I don't want to drive faster than you, I just want to be in front of you.

HAL_lives		2004-07-16 04:44:08 PM

I can hear everybody else in the office working......fark em who the hell are they trying to impress? It is Friday for Gods sake. . oh Hell , now they are standing outside my office and they want to talk.. is it wrong for me to still be typing?

Sloth_DC		2004-07-16 04:44:10 PM

Right about now I wish my profile had a stat counter.

Heh, just like a Masshole. :]

AuntofDogface		2004-07-16 04:44:13 PM

MorganSloat:

What's worse is when your butt crack is sweating and you are sitting on the subway in NYC, and you leave a little bit of a butt crack imprint on the seat when you get up!

MorganSloat		2004-07-16 04:44:23 PM

2004-07-16 04:36:24 PM PanicMan

My spoon is too big.

My spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

scubasteve		2004-07-16 04:44:32 PM

How can I subtly tell my wife that she's practically crushing my skull when she O's from my cunning linguist?

the sexy		2004-07-16 04:44:36 PM

I smell something. ...something ...awful.

TwoFlowers_Luggage		2004-07-16 04:44:37 PM

I want a beer, and I'd like to see something naked.

benzou		2004-07-16 04:45:03 PM

Mary Kate > Ashley

The Hypnotoad		2004-07-16 04:45:14 PM

Those jeans DO make your butt look big.

TemporaryExpedient		2004-07-16 04:45:29 PM

It's almost time to go get some Maker's and head home to watch Family Guy DVDs.

And more hot pictures.

User42		2004-07-16 04:45:30 PM

Zombo.com through the slogan generator..

"Never Knowingly Zombo.com" ironic

THX 1138		2004-07-16 04:45:44 PM

MorganSloat, you need to take a lesson from Will Smith, a few headlines back.

El Bastardo		2004-07-16 04:45:55 PM

Whamdangler		2004-07-16 04:46:15 PM

I wonder if those are real...

stugots67		2004-07-16 04:46:20 PM

how much more black could it be? and the answer is none, none more black.

you're a haughty one, saucy Jack.

quite exciting, this computer magic!

smokedietcrack		2004-07-16 04:46:21 PM

...why does god hate me?

CaramelCod		2004-07-16 04:46:26 PM

Why do you flick cigarettes out of your car window? Why do you get angry when I throw them back in? Why can't I go home early? Oh wait, the office is empty. I'm gone.

PanicMan		2004-07-16 04:46:27 PM

Man, Snoop is really freaking cool.

CaptStubing		2004-07-16 04:46:30 PM

So if nobody is working today, then who is helping to build America?

coffeeshopgoth		2004-07-16 04:46:31 PM

Actually,
Pr0n name = Your middle name + street you grew up on
Transvestite name = Pet's Name + Mother's maiden name.

Pr0n Name = Christopher Glendale
Transvestite Name = not good