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31571 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2004 at 3:18 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-07-16 04:22:16 PM  
Oh my god, work is insanely farking boring. Why can't I just sneak out early and go get a beer? No one would even notice.
2004-07-16 04:22:33 PM  
I'll bet I could make some money off of all that old 'Joni Loves Chachi' fanfiction I wrote.
2004-07-16 04:22:45 PM  
I will most likely submit a proposal to direct Pericles for the outdoor shakespeare production next year.

2004-07-16 04:22:47 PM  
I can't believe the "I love the 90s" is over tonight...what will I do with my evenings...
2004-07-16 04:22:47 PM  
Why are 99.9% of the people on fark generally unattractive tards with great personalities???

2004-07-16 04:23:01 PM  
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2004-07-16 04:23:02 PM  
What drugs are responsible for:
Sealab 2021
Harvey Birdman
2004-07-16 04:23:13 PM  
2004-07-16 03:24:13 PM rassleholic

What the hell kind of nick is Smookyfufu?



/runs away
2004-07-16 04:23:13 PM  
ack. The awesome comment was for b0bb0. For some reason his name wan't show up
2004-07-16 04:23:18 PM  
I wish the kids would take a nap so I could fark the living daylights out of my husband.
2004-07-16 04:23:43 PM  
Stop, you're making me blush.
2004-07-16 04:23:58 PM  
green side up, green side up, green side up, green side up, green side up, green side up...
2004-07-16 04:23:59 PM  
Is anything as much fun as it used to be?
2004-07-16 04:23:59 PM  
If men weren't so easily amused, penises would probably be alot more complex.
2004-07-16 04:24:11 PM  
I can see the future, but not dead people. Only banned people. (shamelessbastard)
2004-07-16 04:24:38 PM  
Seriously, we get paid for this?
2004-07-16 04:24:51 PM  
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2004-07-16 04:24:57 PM  
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When I see THIS, I can't think.
2004-07-16 04:24:58 PM  
I think Amber from SbB is teh hotness.

I have not fapped to her. I don't want her associating with THAT crowd in my head.
2004-07-16 04:25:29 PM  
If I just yell louder than my kids, they'll respect me
2004-07-16 04:25:41 PM  
I want to rip off my clothes, crap in the corner of my office while yelling, "I am such a good boy! Look at my fancy hat!" Put on my Zorro mask, throw on a cape, and run out of the building while throwing M&M's at the smokers outside. Running up to one and whispering in his/her ear, "I know where you hid my frog." Go across the street to the Home Depot and demand that they give me all the caulking and bug spray that I can carry in my arms and Radio Flyer wagon. Take it outside, set fire to it and say, "I told you I knew that Denmark owns Greenland!"
2004-07-16 04:25:42 PM  
I'd pay a thousand dollars with a screen saver that had some boobies and moaning on it....
2004-07-16 04:26:20 PM  
You know it is going to be a bad day when your first mistake is not dying in your sleep.
2004-07-16 04:26:20 PM  
Ayude. hay un gato atascado en mis pantalones!
2004-07-16 04:26:24 PM  
Echo SPrings is good with coke.
2004-07-16 04:26:30 PM  
I'm just going to walk away from work, and play pinball over at MIT's student center. Right now.

Medieval Madness rocks.
2004-07-16 04:26:35 PM  
I wonder how big LeaLoo's boobies are.
2004-07-16 04:26:38 PM  
whoops, didn't even think that was NSFW. sorry y'all... thought-- no nip, SFW. but that's not up to me. regardless, it is zen-- isn't it??
2004-07-16 04:26:46 PM  
No matter how drunk you are, no matter how horny you are,


Seriously, there is a girl I know, named Kelly, who you really shouldn't do.
2004-07-16 04:26:47 PM  
fer sure
2004-07-16 04:26:47 PM  
If the Expos move to DC, I get to go to more Mets games.
2004-07-16 04:27:05 PM  
I had a dream with Chewbacca from Star Wars in it last night, and I'm not sure, but I think it was mildly sexual. Now i feel dirty.
2004-07-16 04:27:08 PM  
Why aren't people flocking to my Internet store?
2004-07-16 04:27:09 PM  
wang, do it!, DO IT!
2004-07-16 04:27:24 PM  
2004-07-16 04:27:50 PM  
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".
2004-07-16 04:27:52 PM  
i can't believe that hooker gave my money back to me after i made her cum so hard she cried... i didn't know I had that kind of f***ing in me!
2004-07-16 04:27:55 PM  
A squid eating dough from a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous.
2004-07-16 04:28:13 PM  
It really takes an amazing amount of effort to not beat the living shiat out of most of my co-workers.
2004-07-16 04:28:27 PM  
Courtney Love is never Zen and rarely safe. But I be not moderator, only predictor of T H E F U T U R E and W O R L D of T O M O R R O W.
2004-07-16 04:28:38 PM  
2004-07-16 04:28:41 PM  
More pics of Kirsten Dunst, please
2004-07-16 04:28:48 PM  
if only my boss knew how much time i spend goofing off at work......
2004-07-16 04:28:57 PM  
Chicken is good.
2004-07-16 04:29:03 PM  
I dislike most Italians I know.
2004-07-16 04:29:30 PM  
Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
2004-07-16 04:29:36 PM  
Where did Amanda Bynes go?

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2004-07-16 04:29:47 PM  
I'm better than all those assholes on American Idol. I'm just too old.
2004-07-16 04:29:47 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmkay, I think I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday...

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2004-07-16 04:30:05 PM  
Speaking of Kirsten Dunst, is "Spiderman 2" any good? I was sorely dissapointed by the first.
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