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How does it all end?

visit http://www.fuh2.com/ ... 85 pages of people saying fu to
h2s

This is the song that never ends...

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/randomness is cool

Hmm, should I microwave a burrito or just drive to town?

Farkher

Oh god... Martha Stewart and the turkey...

...let the good times roll...

Damn I hate to underscore galahad. Damn you galahads 0-10!!!!!

This is my gecko, Jebus.


I might post his pic in a PS contest or something some day.

You know, when I sit here and look pissed, everybody who walks in my office to ask me something, turns around and says I wont bother you. I am so glad I read what that asshat wrote in that thread.

There goes another one....TEE HEE!

I wonder if I wanted to be coffee knows I'm a lonely lonely person, my only outlet to the rest of the world is guessing everyone else's thoughts and sharing them on a fark forum...woe is me.

/black lipstick
/cure album
/pasty skin

Shrimp are delicious.

If I tried to organize a Brantford, Ontario, Canada, Fark party, would anyone come?

i think i'll masterbate to tubgirl when i get home

Is this thread growing faster than the first 9/11 thread or what?

It took 4 months but I did it...

I have gotten my six pack abs back!

I was depressed and drinking every night when I decided to do something for myself besides become inebriated, so I took up fitness the next day cold turkey. Then first month was the hardest; the once-proud Army Paratrooper guy that I was was covered with 40 pounds of excess body weight and grossly out of shape. I could not even manage 10 pushups or run for a minute without getting out of breath. But that didn't stop me from working out 6 days a week, keeping my mind on the eventual goal I had which was getting fit again and generally looking good.

Four long months...

I sweated it out by:

taking up running again, cutting the pasta and bread, loading up on the veggies, stopped drinking, hitting the gym, which was pretty embarassing when I started, and taking supplements to aid my goal. I might have missed 3 days on my scheduled sessions because of circumstances but I kept plugging away. My co-workers thought that I was on meth I lost so much weight...

Today:

Now I can run for an hour straight without stopping, I do 1000 pushups per day(no shiat!!!), 500 crunches, can do 20 pullups in a row, and have lost the "dick-do" or "tool shed". At 38 years old I look like I'm in my late 20's/early 30's again and my wife thinks I look like a model; she can't keep her hands off of me. I've gained some self-respect in the mirror and plan to keep it going. I feel good after all this time...

I'm usually pretty humble and keep to myself out here in the real world but I can anonymously gloat here; I farking did it and kicked my ass into killer shape. I'll never let myself become pasty and flabby again!

And I did it all by myself...

Hey son, tell your mom to forget about picking up beano at the store, I think I'm going to fark her in the ass tonight.

Man I look HUGE in that kids hand.

Evil_Imposter Nick Berg, minus the music and the plane.

Is it 5 o'clock yet?

It really is a dry heat.

If I could just bend down a few more inches....

Why a rainbow?
I mean, the pink triangle was doing just fine.
The visible spectrum?
The symbol of hope after a storm?
The Jewish God's promise to never flood the world again?
The Dark Side of the Moon album?
WTF?
Besides, there is no brown or pink in the spectrum.

Do short people really have no reason to live?

Need Maker's Mark and Coke...but MM is too damn good to mix with Coke. In that case...say hello to your friend Jack. All work and no sex makes MadTheologian a dull girl.

.o(Man, I wish I had a bucket for one hand... oh, and a megaphone for the other one)

Interesting how this thread is so popular when it is basically about ignoring all the other Farker's posts completely and writing whatever is interesting only to yourself.

Want some crack?!

I know they're called fingers... but has anybody ever seen them fing ?

God, i wish he would call. I want to do that again..and again.

Hey its 420.

another palindrome:

Sure! Vomit, Tim! Over us!

Watch this drive!

It's Friday! YAY!!!!!!!

Sunday I am gone
Flying DC to Tampa
Gone all week for work

/haiku survey threads are most entertaining

.o(Y'know who would make a great Green Lantern? JACK BLACK!)

We all wish we knew LeaLoo a few years ago and had ample supplies of rum.

I would hit all three like it was my job. Their ears would get sore from the flappin.

All this talk about rainbows, and I know have Kermit singing that rainbow song from the Muppets!!!
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2004-07-16 04:12:36 PM Sootsy1
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How do you take out a Polish?

I don't think I'd like to be him later on, being attacked with a keilbasa and all....
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Well, seeing that we both will be eating the kielbasa, I'm sure there will be a retaliatory strike... (maybe one of us will sleep on the deck tonight?)

I have a sign I keep in my car now.
It says "WTF?"

I have another one too.
It says, "No, Seriously. WTF?"

Who DOES your hair?

I could use a beer right about now.

Good for you! That's awesome.

maimed_by_rocknroll
I'm short *5 ft.*, I love my life. So, yes they have every reason to live.