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2004-07-16 03:55:29 PM  
If I can just make it through this day playing Freecell, I'll work on that project tomorrow.
2004-07-16 03:55:46 PM  
I never read all the comments. I usually read the first 3, scroll through fast and look for pictures, then the last 3. I then post thinking that everyone will read it when most likely only 10 people will read it. I'd have better chances of getting a vote from an MSPaint Photoshop entry.
2004-07-16 03:55:49 PM  
Why are the walls in my office breathing? Yup, I said MY OFFICE, no stall (cube) for me!! I even have two windows, AND THEY OPEN!!

What should I order for dinner? Polish, Mexican or Indian?
2004-07-16 03:55:51 PM  
PhotoCindy digs me.
2004-07-16 03:55:58 PM  

Beef Rockwell!

Hunt Stone!

Buff Hardhead!

2004-07-16 03:56:03 PM  
You got a booger right....there.
2004-07-16 03:56:03 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Image taken from: The Man Who Fell Asleep
2004-07-16 03:56:12 PM  
This thread looks like the thoughts of a crazy man. I like it, makes me feel at home.
2004-07-16 03:56:15 PM  
Why isn't Goolge self-aware yet?
2004-07-16 03:56:24 PM  
what is the sound of one hand fapping?
2004-07-16 03:56:25 PM  
My girl can't wrestle but you ought to see her box.
2004-07-16 03:56:27 PM  
I need more p0rn.
2004-07-16 03:56:29 PM  
I wish you did, and vice versa.
2004-07-16 03:56:31 PM  
How much it sucks I have "Sister Christian" stuck in my head...
2004-07-16 03:56:34 PM  
When I wake up hungover one of the first things I do is jerk off.
2004-07-16 03:57:16 PM  
Cereal for dinner. Again.
2004-07-16 03:57:19 PM  
I can't believe my co-worker is already banging the 18 year old intern. Lucky bastich.
2004-07-16 03:57:31 PM  
My wife of 13 years is a thong wearing hot ass brunette with blue eyes that will make a dead man cum! ( I aint joking guys! I'm the luckiest son-of-a-biatch in the world!) We had mind blowing sex last night and didn't even wake up the love of our lives (besides each other) our son! Then she screwed me through the floor this moring before I left for work, telling me it was a thank you for last night! God I love her! Gonna buy her a sparkly on the way home.

Have a nice day, shoot a Democrat!
2004-07-16 03:57:41 PM  
If two men enter but only one man leaves...doesn't it start to get crowded after awhile?
2004-07-16 03:57:42 PM  
anyone know of a good happy hour bar in manhattan?
2004-07-16 03:57:50 PM  
Is it wrong to want to give yourself oral?
2004-07-16 03:58:01 PM  
Did I leave the stove on?
2004-07-16 03:58:07 PM  
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
2004-07-16 03:58:10 PM  

I'm going to a toga party tomorrow, I'm gonna get lit up beyond all belief and then either bang some slut or pass out. I don't care which.
2004-07-16 03:58:16 PM  
Who am I?

Why am I here?
2004-07-16 03:58:19 PM  
You know, if I pull it back between my thighs from behind and make noises like Dumbo, maybe I can get
Smookyfoo to take a running dive at my crotch....
2004-07-16 03:58:24 PM  
I think they should make "O, Robot! The Musical"... although I guess the Alan Parsons Project already did.
2004-07-16 03:58:25 PM  
it sucks when all you know is what the TV tells you

or at least that's what CNN says
2004-07-16 03:58:27 PM  
See the turtle of amazing girth...
2004-07-16 03:58:29 PM  
If the Buddha, Jesus, and Mohammed with in a rom together, who would win at a game of DDR?
2004-07-16 03:58:43 PM  
Thirty three days and not a single pancake, what does it all mean?
2004-07-16 03:58:52 PM  
When I saw Lea Thompson's cleavage in Back to the Future all I could think was "Damn, baby, GO FOR IT MARTY!"
2004-07-16 03:58:55 PM  
I hear by formally announce changing my list of women I can sleep with while married if I can get them...

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Sophie Marceau
4. Bridget Moynahan
5. My neighbors babysitter.
2004-07-16 03:58:58 PM  
*flashback to when I was hooked up to the collective*
2004-07-16 03:59:01 PM  

Worst. President. Ever.

Everybody I know is thinking that.
2004-07-16 03:59:04 PM  
I'm going to go jostle my girlfriends boobies.
2004-07-16 03:59:07 PM  
nobody's really going to read all of these, in fact someone probably already wrote this, but I don't give a fark.
2004-07-16 03:59:08 PM  
Screw you, Ebert! I liked North!
2004-07-16 03:59:10 PM  
How bad is it to have for breakfast the pizza you left out on the counter the night before? What about lunch?
2004-07-16 03:59:18 PM  
Id fark that intern.
2004-07-16 03:59:21 PM  
This thread is driving me INSANE!

/ruff ruff
2004-07-16 03:59:22 PM  
They're on to me! Look at their smug faces. They know. But do they know that I know? Must create a diversion. Maybe a fire...
2004-07-16 03:59:31 PM  
If Bush does not win the election the US will go to hell in a handbasket!

/Voting for Bush!
2004-07-16 03:59:32 PM  
Fark surveys and caption contests suck.
2004-07-16 03:59:39 PM  
Somewhere, right now, somebody's making a nudie flick
2004-07-16 03:59:44 PM  
uhh i got nothin else
2004-07-16 03:59:50 PM  
What does my wife REALLY do at home all day? I'm thinkin porn.
2004-07-16 03:59:52 PM  
Hold music makes your body move.
2004-07-16 03:59:57 PM  
Gotta get working on setting up that new identity.
2004-07-16 04:00:06 PM  
I wonder what Steve Urkel is doing right now? Crack?
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