I want to push my co-worker into a broom closet and snog him senseless. If my ex hasn't moved out yet, is that considered bad form?

If it's wrong to vote for yourself then I don't want to be right.

Sure do hope I get the most votes in a random nonsense thread.

WHO ARE YOU?, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEE?

Are the 50% of people voting for George Bush imaginary People? Why can't I find them?

am I a renewable resource?

/yes its supposed to be blank
//any questions?

oh my god, the dusty chick ads are gone.

say it ain't so, drew, say it ain't so.

It wouldn't help me spiritually, but becoming a Scientologist would really help my movie career. Either that or letting TCruise ejaculate in my mouth.

Martha ain't gonna serve a freakin' day in jail.

I have the Sanford and Son theme in my head.

Yesterday is was Sister Christian

I was diagnosed slightly retarded.

2004-07-16 03:35:21 PM azor
is it true?

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

who farted?

where are the cool pictures at the end of the thread?



ah, thats better...

I gotta be meeeee, oh I just gotta be meeee!!!!

I wish my desk came equipped with a pillow.

Are the 50% of people voting for George Bush imaginary People? Why can't I find them? Do they know how to click the vote box?

I like Special K.
Hey what do they do with the regular K?
And for that matter, what ever happened to Kay Ballard?
You know if you said Mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like Ballard.

Sure do hope I don't forget to add this comment to the voting.

Fark them if they won't give you head!

duh-duh-duh, duh-ba, duh-ba, duh-duh-duh

Shannon is gone I heard,
She's drifting out to sea

Is a closely shaved scrotum refreshing?

I wonder if Rogue L Chick's sister is as loud as Rogue...

God, if only I had an atomic bomb, I wouldn't have to be here with all these farkers.

must. have. vodka.

You know those frogs in the Amazon that kill you if you touch them?
And if you touch them with a stick and lick it, you die.
And if you touch them with a stick, burn it and lick it, you die.
And if you touch them with a stick, burn it, mash it up and eat it, you die.
And if you touch them with a stick, burn it, mash it up, get it really hot, grind it into a powder and blow it up your buddies nose with a long hollow stick, you get really tripped out.

How did the Indians figure that out?

here i sit all broken hearted, paid a dime but only farted
yesterday I took a chance, saved a dime but shat my pants

What the hell was with the lack of boobies links for a while last summer?

1hr 20 mins to vacation

Sure am going to raise my hands.

Y'know.

People should get married on the second date. I'm serious here. I'm revolutionizing dating. Get married on the second date, and you have a week to annull it. Otherwise you're stuck with each other and can not legally date another person for a complete year. And they each have to fill out a list before marriage of all of their sexual kinks, just so no one's suprised. And lying means you lose sexual organs on the chopping block.

This just cuts through all the problems of dating. Y'know, the 'when is it right to hold hands/kiss/have sex/admit to my kinks'...

Well, I think it's genius.

/Only joking about the 'losing sexual organs' part.

You people are so much more creative than me.

But I've got big boobies.

PPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!

VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!

PPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE!

Jeebus this thread's getting long fast

John Kerry has a really HUGE head

So does Jerry Sienfield and James Van der Beek.

Your point?

Lincoln_log_in_me_sock_drawer really has a Lincoln log, but it ain't in his sock drawer, sho nuff.

jimb213
must. have. vodka.

and. remember. to. enable. voting.

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

/The Onion

Why are all the females I work with old and busted?

what the fark does WTF stand for?

You are aware of your tongue.

This sentence no verb.

Sure did imagine myself a skateboard champion when I was twelve years old.

"Ok, ok, I got it....it's not cheating if you put peanutbutter on your balls and let your dog lick it off...cuase it's your dog."