If he'd freed his mind, his ass would have followed.

who names his ass Pedro, honestly?

obvious headline

Maybe the guy that stole it wanted to shave it down and make a new asshat.

According to the article, his ass was hot and sweaty.

Pure comedy my friends.

People, people, if you don't take precautions, your ass is going to be plundered! It's just how it works!

Probably taken by ass-pirates! Aarrrr!

He should just become a postman

I wish someone would steal my ass, I have way too much of it!

Maybe next he should try living like Gilligan. That or get a job, join society.

he probably lost it walking on the beach. People lose bellies and love handles walking on the beach and taking the stairs. I know, I saw it on the teevee

Was it clear that someone stole the hole ass?

Dat man aint got no ass...
/George Carlin

H Factor, it was the ass whole.

If I were to wake up and realize that someone had taken my ass, I would be pissed. Never leave your drink unattended.

Hank Hill?

You gots to wash yo' ass!

skinink: Taken from them? They sold it. Move along, brainwashed PC troll.

Now to the meat.... I knew a guy like the guy in this story, but crazier, in college. He argued with extreme fervor that the American Indians had it right. Living in tribes, hunting for your food, etc, was THE way to live. He believed that all of human development beyond that point was evil and distanced us from "nature". Yeah, he was a bag of nuts. I used to love pissing him off singing the praises of capitalism whilst he fumed because of course he believed the tribe should own everything and everyone would just share... he didn't like it much when I suggested he should kill himself if he wanted to live like the Indians since their life expectancy was so low...

/mmm, dysentary and dying from chicken pox, bring it on!

Dont forget small pox otakucode, they had that right too

Crap.

Now I keep looking over my shoulder to make sure my ass hasn't been stolen too.

/didn't RTFA

Here is what I learned:

If you spend 50 dollars to get ass, don't work the ass hard enough to make it sore or it won't be around long.

Man trifecta?

\BAD JOKE WARNING!!!!!


Q: Which stretches further, rubber or skin?

A: Skin, because Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked for 40 days and nights.......

Wish someone would steal mine!!! I gots plenty of "back" to share!

AuntofDogface
Wish someone would steal mine!!! I gots plenty of "back" to share!

I would if I could....

/is a big fan of big fannys

At least he still has his taint

All your asses belong to us??

Was his name Arthur Frampton?

If it was, he's got some to spare.

Thought you might like to know, George Bush is the fourth result in a GIS for "anus."
Oddly enough, Leonard Nemoy is the tenth result.

Your ass asplode!

/didn't read the article

cinamin

thats pretty good

I would wear that on a t-shirt

LoveInAction
now I'm reminded of a song...

You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

This far into a 'stolen ass' thread, and NO mention of Sancho Panza?!??!!!


I guess it would be too obvious.

/assuming you've read the book.

Um...the Native Americans didn't have donkeys until the Europeans came. This guy is full of crap. If he wants to be authentic, he should get a llama or alpaca or something.