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(NewsMax)   Pope to visit New York and kiss a lot of stuff   ( divider line
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1201 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2002 at 6:30 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-23 06:32:18 PM  
LIKE MY ASS! Sorry...
2002-01-23 06:37:14 PM  
Tyson vs The Pope
2002-01-23 06:40:14 PM  
Pope destroys Tyson. No contest.
2002-01-23 06:42:53 PM  
Pope Vs. Dikta?

Dikta 132, the Pope gets two hell mary's, 14.
2002-01-23 06:44:24 PM  
That dude is still alive?
2002-01-23 06:46:15 PM  
Nah, the pope can kill anyone, anytime, anywhere. He has the popemobile! The pope-mo-farking-bile!
2002-01-23 06:57:08 PM  
What MooKow said....
2002-01-23 07:00:14 PM  
Oh, those wacky Catholics. What will they think of next?
2002-01-23 07:05:59 PM  
Sources close to the Catholic Church

I don't know why, but that line cracks me up!
2002-01-23 07:25:33 PM  
Ah, people with funny hats kissing things. Classic. And fark you, farking newsmax, worst farking site ever.
2002-01-23 07:28:11 PM  
Wouldn't you love to have the holy-snow-cone concession the day he visits?
2002-01-23 07:37:05 PM  
Man, with all the fanfare he gets, you'd think he was God or something....

Oh yeah some Catholics already think he's God....

my bad....
2002-01-23 07:43:23 PM  
[image from too old to be available] Sucks.
2002-01-23 07:54:59 PM  
Say what you want about the Pope, but he's got some really cool hats. ;-)
2002-01-23 08:00:24 PM  
The pope is a shmuck, goy, grubber yung, shmendrick, and a shvantz who likes to shtup himself and encourage the zetzing of horses. Ha! Beat that, non-Yiddish-speaking-Farkers!*

*I don't really know Yiddish. Just the swears(But HEY, that's how you start any language).
2002-01-23 08:02:07 PM  
Hey, I think it's more appropriate for the Pope to visit Ground Zero than O.J. Simpson. And I'm also thinking about attending that World Youth Day thing. Do you have any idea how cool it would be to say that I actually went to a mass led by the Pope? Definitely deserving of the [image from too old to be available] tag.
2002-01-23 08:27:16 PM  
Wow! An old man who spent most of his life devoted to studying a single series of half-incorrect history books is going to go to New York! That's amazing!

There are really only a few hundred major cities around the world with a large Catholic population. Why is it such a big deal when he decides to visit one? Sure, he's generally a good guy who encourages millions of people to be nice to one another, but so's Bono, and I bet U2's been to NY more often.

I'm not sure what my point is.
2002-01-23 08:32:27 PM  
Dcho: "I'm not sure what my point is."

Posts are supposed to have points???
2002-01-23 08:43:39 PM  
One time at a pep rally during my freshman year of high school, one of my friends wore a pope hat he'd made out of newspaper. It was pretty cool. :)
2002-01-23 08:45:17 PM  
Alexandra, at any of your pep rallys, did you ever, well, You Know....
2002-01-23 08:54:48 PM  
Nope. I was (and am) a good girl. :)
2002-01-23 09:12:42 PM  
the pope is a faggot italian who believes in magical fairys
2002-01-23 09:21:12 PM  
Put in the stunt pope as a decoy.
2002-01-23 10:12:14 PM  
you people are all farked up. Leave the man alone he only wants and I (heart)NY shirt.

i honestly believe in him. Not that I think he's god but that hes one of the few less corrupted people still around.
2002-01-23 10:25:17 PM  
And people say Christians are intolerant...
2002-01-23 10:53:41 PM  
I punish the pope every morning.
2002-01-24 12:19:13 AM  

[image from too old to be available]

And yes, he can beat Tyson.
2002-01-24 07:43:49 AM  
Fvckin robopope.
2002-01-24 09:10:39 AM  
"Say what you want about the Pope"

Ok! He's a decrepid old wrinkle fest that should have died 20 years ago and now looks like he did. He's an icon created by his disillusioned followers, who allow him to run their lives using a dusty old 3000 y/o book of badly translated metaphors taken literally. He promotes the spread of STD's and overpopulation without any thought of the consequences, based on principles with no more merit or credibility than Santa Claus or the boogey man.

Ahhh, that feels better, thanks!
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