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(eBay)   For sale: 100 gig HD, wife no longer needs it (read last 5 sentences)   ( divider line
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33226 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2002 at 3:43 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-23 05:48:58 PM  
Forsythe: good call :) Since CuteMX went offline, I didn't think the legend of Libby Hoeler was in circulation anymore.

For anyone who's seen one, they're like Pokemon cards; "Gotta get 'em all!" :)

If the auction is genuine, then I suggest watching the following site and seeing who disappears permanantly in the next few days:
2002-01-23 05:57:39 PM  
Exellent salesmanship.

"How did you get him to buy it?"
"I did it the old-fashoned way . . I begged."
(Jack Nicholson, "Wolf")
2002-01-23 06:04:23 PM  
i think i saw the biatch at xseekyou under the name stunner4it
2002-01-23 06:13:24 PM  
Look at some of this guy's past though; the bedsheets are just the begining. His Microsoft purchases throw up a confirmed psycho-alert.

Dude! Who the fark would pay 18 bucks for a windows 2k sweatshirt?! Can you say DORK!
2002-01-23 06:19:15 PM  
The wife:

[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-23 06:23:23 PM  
Most of the crap the dude bought, mostly Microsoft memorabilia, lots of crap. Just sounds like some loser or something, doubt he even has a wife.
2002-01-23 06:33:25 PM  
Now see, a smart man wouldn't get pissed and auction off the drive.

He'd burn the movies to a video cd, and make sure her parents got a nice new top of the line DVD player for Christmas. You know, the kind that can play CD-R Video CDs.

"Why, I just so happen to have one right now we can watch!"
2002-01-23 06:48:08 PM  
She probably made the videos after she found his stash of porn movies. "Tit for tat" and all that. Just a theory.
2002-01-23 06:55:17 PM  
Haha that farking rocks!
2002-01-23 07:01:58 PM  
God damn, for those of you interested in those libby hoeler videos, they can be found here:

This girl can move. much better than your typical crap college stripper routine...
2002-01-23 07:12:34 PM  
It's too bad I just bought a 100gb HD for $160.
2002-01-23 07:18:16 PM  
i bought that same drive at sam's for $239.27 with tax ... but it has a $100.00 rebate from sam's. am awaiting the check.
2002-01-23 07:25:27 PM  
She probably made the videos after she found his stash of porn movies. "Tit for tat" and all that.

hey, I'll show you my tats if you show me your...

(sorry it was just too good to resist!) :P
2002-01-23 07:28:34 PM  
What's the link to her site?
2002-01-23 07:56:54 PM  
SWEET PLASTIC BABY JEEBUS ON A POGO STICK! Somebody post some video links! btw, um,...uh...dammit! I forgot. Hmmmm.....uh......oh yeah, BOOBIES!
2002-01-23 08:15:46 PM  
I haven't laughed this much since...I really haven't laughed this much! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!
2002-01-23 08:18:15 PM  
It's obviously just a scam to drive up the bid price beyond what he paid for the hard drive. He's counting on people bidding who are hoping the videos are still there. That drive will be blank. The whole story is just made up.
2002-01-23 08:28:40 PM  
Yeah, but you have to give him points for the entertainment value.
2002-01-23 08:33:10 PM  
2002-01-23 08:39:52 PM  
When I first read the description, I read it as:

"I bought the drive for my wife, because the other one was full. But before I got a chance to give her the drive, I found out that the reason the other one was full was because she had massive amounts of porn on it. So now I'm selling this new drive because she doesn't need more space for her porn."

But, I agree that a lot of people probably thought the drive he was selling was the one with the videos on it. I found my old ebay logon and e-mailed the guy too, asking for the videos. Now to wait for him to reply...
2002-01-23 08:46:08 PM  
...and this makes her a bad wife b/c???????

...and CandyPink is a nice girl...she doesn't show her tats just b/c someone asks...
2002-01-23 09:39:34 PM  
Oh, I'll show my tats. ;) Just not my um.... well, you know.
2002-01-23 09:51:04 PM  
I want the videos...
2002-01-23 10:06:35 PM  
I wish ebay had "people who bought this also bought" listings like Amazon does.

"The person who bought this also bought Scamware Undelete Utilities"

2002-01-23 11:03:25 PM  
HOT BOOBIES! Can I start the Libby Hoeler fan club! Hot damn!

But in all honesty the movies looked very staged! Where those really sent to her boyfriend.
2002-01-23 11:04:43 PM'm waiting...
2002-01-23 11:09:48 PM  
uh... heh heh heh...that's rich, I'll say.
2002-01-23 11:16:35 PM  
2002-01-24 12:16:35 AM  
Sorry bout that... Howard Stern was on. Pics of 2 of them are in the bio now... I don't have any good pics of my 3rd one, sorry.
2002-01-24 12:25:19 AM  
Nearly 35,000 hits on that auction!
2002-01-24 03:16:31 AM  
Snarf Snarf....good work man....that chicks a hottie, I'd DEFINATLY throw a dick in her....I did see a ring on her it really the chick mentioned in the e-bay ad ??

doesn't matter I guess... I personally liked part 3...she's tearin up that least till the phone rang...lmao !!!

mmmm... just watched #4....I need to find a girl like this....jesus !
2002-01-24 03:17:21 AM  
hey GAMER GEEK.....can I be the first to join ???
2002-01-24 05:00:50 AM  
Ahhhh hmm I remember good ole does my I drive and I have them on CD just incase anything bad happens. I remember having a friend that lived on her floor at Selery hall. They had to beef up security until she finally dropped out. Also clogged the hell out of the email server with everyone mailing the vids to all thier friends.

How do you tell your parents you have to withdraw from school because of some porn vids you made?

And it's a shame she's gone, we need more women like her in wisconsin to counteract the "moo moos"
2002-01-24 07:56:16 AM  
Fark me senseless ! You REALLY knew a friend you KNEW her?
cool now i can die knowing i knew someone who knew someonw who knew libby.
Yeah shes nice. so seriosuly - they were not staged? and whats teh story chris? how did they get out in the opne? and did peeps at the coolege presumably cotton too?
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-24 08:11:53 AM  
Yeah, they didn't know her know her, but they lived on the same floor and saw her from time to time.

And as far as the stories, there are a couple versions I have heard, basically
1) Girl does videos for BF, girl cheats on BF, pissed off BF sends them out to her and his friends
2) Girl makes vis for BF, boy's friends find vids, send to each other, they go out on the net from there
3) girl does vids, boy is cheating on girl with girl #2, girl #2 finds out about girl is not happy, wants boy, girl #2 sends out vids of girl.

1 and 2 are the ones I heard the most, I do not know the official story behind it, Libby and her BF and a few of thier friends are probably the only ones who know what truely transipired, but as I said 1 and 2 are the ones I heard the most. They got passed all around UW madison, and I believe it was her choice to withdraw/transfer to another school. Once they really made it out in the open, they had a lot of issues with people coming to see her and things like that, they had to post additional security on her floor until she finally left. The school may have also helped influence her decision to leave as well, again, I only know the story from other ears, so there is probably some misinformation in the whole thing.
2002-01-24 09:58:52 AM  
CandyPink...hmmm...I had seen the one on your shoulder before. I like it. The other photo, well, I can't see it very well.

tenofcups, huh? Well, so you are a tarot master? I may be able to exchange some interesting stories w/ you.

...unusual liquor bottles. My dad has a Dant bottle. It's a pinch bottle...clear, fat bottom, skinny top, and pinched in the back to create a type of handle. It's very is the first distillery that was on the same land where Maker's Mark is now.
2002-01-24 02:59:50 PM  
Tats on women... bad, very bad
2002-01-24 03:08:31 PM  
...hmmm...I tend to love tats on women. They can be very sexy.
2002-01-24 03:47:36 PM  
How long ago did that whole Libby thing happen? Was it last year or something? Someone mentioned Gnutella, which wasn't too wide spread til early last year...
2002-01-24 04:26:52 PM  
it was early of last year it was mostly emailed and ICQ'ed to people. I got mine off of my buddies and posted it on the web back in the day. I'm not sure of an exact time any more, other than last spring
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