Every gorgeous blonde needs a plain jane friend so she can shine :) Chelsea fits the bill nicely.

It really bugs me that she is Chelsea is wearing black panty hose with open toed shoes. Urggggggg. That is so not in. I hate people, who don't have a clue.

Scorky, here's the dress.

"I'm so cute!"

Not much of an improvement.

I wouldn't fark her....in fact I wouldn't fark anyone Bill has done already.

From left to right:
Slut. Slutier. Slutiest.

a horse with a new hairdoo is still a horse

yuk

Slayerswine where are all your posts from today, yesterday, the day before....they are all gone???

geez, toonie, let a rabbit loose so that dog will chase it away from here.

So when does going to a fashion show count as modeling?

she'll have plenty of time to think about a "PLUNGING NECKLINE" when she's living in a van down by the river!

she needs to do me. and so do the other two BIATCHES

she is still an ugly biatch and needs to get back under her bridge......

and clinton can watch in the corner and not have sex.

Yeah, it's mean. So what!

Aiyiyiyi. That dress is not helping. Just goes to show something that we all know: No amount of spackle and glue can make you sexy if you aren't. Case in point, Joan Rivers' daughter. Jennifer is it? *cough* *heave* *bliech*

Umm, did anybody else notice those claws on the Barbara pic up there? I must say, I'm a little startled...

Is it just me, or does it look like Madonna is screwing around and lifting the hem of Gwynneth's dress for the camera? I could just be fantasizing, but G is H.O.T.

FIRING SQUAD.......
MADONNA YELLS EARTHQUAKE........
AND SHOOTERS RUN FOR COVER

GWYNETH YELLS TORNADO...........
AND SHOOTERS RUN FOR COVER

Isn't that Joan Collins sitting behind Gwyneth? And why is Madonna crowding her like that?!

Actually it looks like they are trying to crowd each other for the shot.

Am I the only one who read the article? I never saw where it said CC modeled anything - she was in the farking audience!!

On the other hand, that would definitely make me pay more attention to the clothes, if that face (and body) was wearing them.

And I'm shocked that no one has PS her onto Mytwocents's picture yet... or have I just missed it?

HAHA, nice one Mghb2000

"Why the long face, biatch?????"

CHELSEA YELLS................FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno about Chelsea, Gwyneth, or Madonna, but Barbra was damn fine back in the day.

you want her?
go after it...

Toupsie, that's not Photoshopped. It's the actual "little black dress" mentioned in the article.

Scary, eh?

People end-up in the media spotlight for strange reasons.
However, while they are there, our reaction to them tells volumes about trends in our collective consciousness.
The idea that men can rave about somebody like Chelsea may indicate a drift towards a focus of attention on things like personality, education, emotional stability, and daily activities rather than just 'Barbie doll' appearance.
Yes, she is a 'funny face' like Streisand, and is relatively dumpy compaired to runway models.
She is, nevertheless, still hot.

I bet Madonna is thinking

'this girl has never been farked by fifteen of my dancers at once. poor girl - she will never get to party like Madonna'

Whatever. You guys sucked, she looks good. You just have to get over it.

Now go get drunk so you can look at your wives without puking.

Madonna normally looks great, she is one of VERY few 40+ year old's I'd like to fark but not here....I do not, and have never found Gwyneth attractive, she has a nice body, but a face a blind armless mother could love. Chelsea is alright, she has gotten better with age, but she's can't get much better with the genetics passed on to her. She'd be doable in the dark.

She's still "WHOAH UGLY".

Radiofreewill:
She's got a rash? I guess that explains it...

still "WHOAH UGLY" though...

Much better, Chelsea! Dig the eyeliner and straightened hair.

looks to me like she's trying to make herself look like Mary Kate and Ashley

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No matter whose adminstration, she'll always be first pooch in my book.

Bacon is swiiiiiine-tastic!

my picture is beautiful.