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2004-07-14 11:19:55 AM
That article is priceless!

'When the clerk came to know about the possible police action he ran away without even taking the lunch box,'

*wipes tears away*
 
2004-07-14 01:03:33 PM
'It was so sudden like a terrorist attack.'

Uh huh.
 
2004-07-14 01:46:54 PM
That makes me a saaaaaad panda.
 
2004-07-14 01:47:14 PM
Please, nobody mention Dave Matthews.

....

/dammit
 
2004-07-14 01:47:14 PM
Al Quaida has a few kinks to work out with it's current technique i see...
 
2004-07-14 01:47:43 PM
OH MY GOD!!!

HE HUGGED ME!!!

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!


Dood, you people gotta loosen up, the man was just trying to increase the love quotient in the area.
 
2004-07-14 01:47:57 PM
Shouldn't this result in a million-pound lawsuit?
 
2004-07-14 01:48:00 PM
"STIFFY?"
 
2004-07-14 01:48:15 PM
'It was so sudden like a terrorist attack. It was a shock for us and we were all caught off guard when he started doing it,' said one witness


So much for hugs being better that drugs...
 
2004-07-14 01:48:39 PM
Somebody actually took the time to write that story, and I actually took the time to read it. My God.
 
2004-07-14 01:48:48 PM
We must outlaw arms in government offices!
 
2004-07-14 01:48:50 PM
Hugging is terrorism.

But seriously, RTFA. It's slightly less innocent than it seems, considering they thought the guy might be on drugs at the time.

/misbehaving = groping?
 
2004-07-14 01:49:57 PM
what kind of source is that from anyway? reputable news people would definitely write a more professional article than that.
 
2004-07-14 01:50:06 PM
He "misbehaved"?

People never did this when I worked in a government office. Uptight farkers.
 
2004-07-14 01:51:09 PM
I bet thats the most action some of those fat ugly chicks have ever received.
 
2004-07-14 01:51:11 PM
If I hear one more person use the word terrorist just to describe someone they dislike, I'm gonna bomb something.
 
2004-07-14 01:51:53 PM
In other news, Terrorists are surmising new ways to take away our freedom. Intead of skulking about flight schools, some terrorist suspects have been witnessed to spontaneously hug people, and give flowers to their victims.
Tom Ridge stated in his recent press conference: "In the future, we are expecting them to try kissing, and perhaps buying chocolates. We also fear they might employ fondling."

If you see anyone ordering flowers from flowers.com, or buying Godiva Chocolate, contact your local police.
 
2004-07-14 01:52:14 PM
ronintetsuro

If I hear one more person use the word terrorist just to describe someone they dislike, I'm gonna bomb something.


You must be a terrorist.
 
2004-07-14 01:52:21 PM
I'm 'bout to go on a smackin' spree 'round this office!
 
2004-07-14 01:52:21 PM
The women in that office wouldn't have been so uptight if he had just shared his E with them, and then shoved them in a room full of bubbles.
 
2004-07-14 01:52:41 PM
This guy's in trouble: you don't want to F with the Nungabakkam police. They'll crack your skull like an paper mache hippie.
 
2004-07-14 01:53:02 PM
Did this guy come to work via a short yellow bus perchance?
 
2004-07-14 01:53:37 PM



Everybody's huggging!
 
2004-07-14 01:53:55 PM
AcadianSidhe
*dingdong*

"Get the door, it's Tactical Nukes!"

/boom
//told ya so
 
2004-07-14 01:54:09 PM
Um Where The Fark is Chennai?

/Who cares? Grope on the way out...
 
2004-07-14 01:54:32 PM
sounds like a case of "brain switching with bodies". They should check his kids, they may be doing the taxes or balancing the check book at home.

Nungabakkam
Hah hah! what a name. Nungabakkam. *snicker*
 
2004-07-14 01:54:35 PM
It's always weird if anyone hugs at work... like the Twilight Zone. Although I wouldn't care if anyone hugged me unless they had a woody; then I'd be pissed.

/needs a hug
 
2004-07-14 01:54:41 PM
Where was this? India? Chicks should be happy he didn't set them on fire.

Thought the headline read "hunting" at first.

/lovehasbeenoutlawed
 
2004-07-14 01:55:29 PM
The government's been farking us for years; it seems only chivalrous that they should get at least a hug back.
 
2004-07-14 01:55:57 PM
Was Tom Daschle there?
 
2004-07-14 01:57:01 PM
*hugs atibus*
 
2004-07-14 01:57:18 PM
I so desperately wanted this article to end with "shot dead by police".

/no, really.
 
2004-07-14 01:58:27 PM
ArmyCop

I so desperately wanted this article to end with "shot dead by police".


/ironic?
 
2004-07-14 01:58:55 PM
Can I have a hug too?
/not on E... but delirious from this girder that doesnt want to carry a 5100lb drag load...
 
2004-07-14 02:00:47 PM
all right this is nowhere near terrorism but if any of my male coworkers came to me and grabbed me I'd probably knock him out cold.
 
2004-07-14 02:01:02 PM
AC, that's the funniest thing I've read all day - and I spent most of the morning reading comics.
 
2004-07-14 02:01:58 PM
Still waiting to see how this one will turn into a political flamewar. So far, so good.
 
2004-07-14 02:01:59 PM

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2004-07-14 02:02:15 PM
AcadianSidhe

Who else is gonna do it? If a citizen shot him dead, that would be a crime, and we can't have that.

/I cannot have broken the law...I am the law!
//actually has a sense of humor. no, really.
 
2004-07-14 02:02:17 PM
Next thing you know men will be chasing women around their desks just like the 70's. Ahhhhhhhhhh.... the 70's.
 
2004-07-14 02:03:18 PM
If the guy was in New York, he could go to a Cuddle Party. (pops)

 
2004-07-14 02:03:30 PM
Chennai is in southern India.
 
2004-07-14 02:03:37 PM
Maybe it was Bruce the Hugger

/junkies
 
2004-07-14 02:04:23 PM
 
2004-07-14 02:06:03 PM
yeah i only came to mention that faggy dave matthews video but wallish knows best.

/dave is yoko.
 
2004-07-14 02:06:05 PM
Hugging is taboo is southern India. You'd get strange looks if you hugged your mom.
 
2004-07-14 02:08:10 PM
Was this article written by a 6th grader?? Doesn't, anyone know to, use commas?
 
2004-07-14 02:10:09 PM
You, know, the, old, rule, about, commas,. "When in doubt, leave them out"
 
2004-07-14 02:10:41 PM
My thoughts exactly Wallish...
Next weeks headlines will read... Dave matthews blamed for Hugging Sprees across America!
 
2004-07-14 02:10:43 PM
Tom Ridge stated in his recent press conference: "In the future, we are expecting them to try kissing, and perhaps buying chocolates. We also fear they might employ fondling."

If you see anyone ordering flowers from flowers.com, or buying Godiva Chocolate, contact your local police.


Damn right before the Demmocratic National Hug Off. Why is it always political?
 
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