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(Billboard)   Lindsey Lohan now has a record deal, might be a better singer than Hilary Duff   ( divider line
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12048 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2004 at 9:17 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-07-14 12:49:33 AM  
well I thought it was little odd...but then I've only barely heard of these women.
2004-07-14 12:50:22 AM  

Oh yes, it's always been my ambition in life to ruin Lindsay Lohan's reputation. I have a shrine of her in my bedroom, where twice each day I pray that she be cursed with eternal suffering. I have a small voodoo doll of her which I frequently use as a pincushion. I work tirelessly each day to make sure everybody knows the truth about her wicked dirty pillows!
2004-07-14 12:51:37 AM  
LOL....dirty pillows! I always have "Carrie" flashbacks when I hear that.

2004-07-14 12:52:18 AM  
I'm sorry to say this but,

you're all pedos.

Pedo nothing. Chabert's half a year older than I. Correct grammar never looked so wrong.
2004-07-14 12:54:18 AM  
Aye , she was born in 1982 , which makes her not only legal but of drinkin' age!!!
2004-07-14 12:59:24 AM  
Well.. I guess it's about time for me to go and beat some Bludgers...Yep...
2004-07-14 01:00:33 AM  
okay by me Miss Luigi. As I said I barely know who she is. although it seems like only a pretty hamhanded surgeon would leave such godawful scars, which makes me skeptical. and yes, kudos for the Carrie reference.
/mine are real and they're spectacular!
2004-07-14 01:05:01 AM  
Kudos for the Seinfeld reference.
2004-07-14 01:05:46 AM  
okay has anyone not seen this truly disturbing website yet

Hermione Granger Countdown
2004-07-14 01:09:36 AM  
aw thanks CharlieMurphy!
actually I was a little surprised no one else had done it...
2004-07-14 01:11:10 AM  
How did you ever find that site? Also, she looks younger than 14.
2004-07-14 01:13:54 AM  

Now it's my turn to call "fake!"- that Hermione Countdown website is a joke. It fooled me the first time, though.
2004-07-14 01:14:33 AM  
im down wit dat lacey girl whetever her name is... she'd be flyin da buggin tha jax and gracin 'loins all of up on lindsay lotion! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, dean style big tymee!
2004-07-14 01:18:42 AM  
Miss Luigi I thought you were already calling "fake!" :D but okay I had no idea it was a joke. Are you sure? that's a fairly elaborate prank.

and CharlieMurphy! naturally I found it in Fark. someone posted this link in a thread about, oh I don't know, I think it was that one about the Olsen twin in treatment for an eating disorder but it could have been from before that.
2004-07-14 01:25:15 AM  
That Hermione Granger site is satire. I think if you read the about page it becomes apparent. I know more than a few Farkers are disturbingly obsessed with her, though.
2004-07-14 01:26:44 AM  

Yeah, his 'About Me' page is a bit of a giveaway. But I read later on a Harry Potter site (Mugglenet) that it was a joke site. A really good one though he should be careful the police aren't onto him.
2004-07-14 01:42:16 AM  
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2004-07-14 01:44:34 AM  
So, girl's breasts dont grow between the ages of 16-18, Miss Luigi?
/not a pedo, 15
2004-07-14 01:53:20 AM  
she has kankles ;\ but id still do her n duff in a mexican minute
2004-07-14 01:59:24 AM  
2004-07-14 01:44:34 AM hauntr888

So, girl's breasts dont grow between the ages of 16-18, Miss Luigi?
/not a pedo, 15

not mine. I was in my twenties before I grew out of training bras. (thanks depo!)
2004-07-14 02:11:02 AM  
2004-07-14 02:11:19 AM  
dunno if anyone has said this yet but she actually has a decent voice AND can play an instrument, makes her miles ahead of most of the teen pop princesses these days.
2004-07-14 02:27:31 AM  
Hey, remember that time we got real drunk and I said, "Hey, let's clone Gina Gershon and see if the clone ends up a slut, too," and you said, "Cool, let's call her Lacey Chabert," and blah blah blah...
2004-07-14 02:27:56 AM  
First GIS pic of Lindsay Lohan shows Margo Harshman. Odd..but not TOO least GIS shows class...
2004-07-14 02:29:05 AM  

I don't know if you seen some plastic surgery shows, but scars do show in that area from years ago or from breast reduction, but she shouldn't have a scar there. If she recently had a breast job done, it was through the nips, not under the breast.

But, it doesn't take a genius to know her's are very fake. Huge D's or DD's on her body? Not likely. And not within a few weeks.

Didn't some magazine print pictures of Lohan like 2 weeks apart, 1 with huge boobies and 1 with small ones?
2004-07-14 02:45:32 AM  
TexasFarkette I know pretty much nothing of plastic surgery. If scarring that bad is normal, well eeewww...and even worse if it's on the nipple. I for the record neither know nor care if hers are real.
/plastic surgery creeps me out a little
2004-07-14 03:03:21 AM  
I'd fark Lohan at 16, and oh yes I'd fark her now. Its legal where I'm sitting =P
Also, pedophilia is not directly linked to age, but to the visual stimuli. Thus, looking at a well developed thirteenyearold with big boobs and a nice ass and thinking "damn!" is not pedophilia. Thats liking a nice pair of boobs and a nice ass. Thats DOMAI behaviour. And who cares if the boobs are fake. I want to go bananas between them anyways (but never will).
And I cant wqait to see Lindseys Music Vid(muted, 'f'crse)
2004-07-14 03:29:31 AM  
She looks just like Frankie Muniz in drag.

Dear sir, I would like to inform you that you... Rock.

Now, back to looking up stuff about Christina Vidal.

/It's not the size that counts. Mostly.
2004-07-14 03:33:28 AM  
Lacey Chabert is awesome.

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But as far as singing hotness goes, Ashlee Simpson is growing on me.

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I actually like a couple of her songs too. She's got one of those husky purring voices that inmates are so fond of.
2004-07-14 03:55:29 AM  
awkward saw: Ashlee... the smarter Simpson.

And Lacey Chabert turned out quite nice too. Overall, Mean Girls gave me Ron Burgundy pants.
2004-07-14 06:13:17 AM  
Those of you on Fark threads who keep saying things like
"sorry, you're all pedo(philes)" are forgetting something:

1. Some farkers are under 18, so it should be safe
for them to have a thing for Lacey Chabert, Hermione, etc.

2. The age of consent varies from state to state to
as low as 16, so Hillary Duff is legal.

3. The age of consent in France is 15; the age in
both Japan and Germany are 13.

4. You should drive past your local high school and
see how much teasing those innocent little girls are

/dump the prudish attitude.
2004-07-14 07:01:43 AM  
Hey, is anyone else creeped out by the fact that wannabe is defending pedophiles, or at least pedophilic urges. His profile says he's an english teacher. Let's hope he teaches in a college :\
2004-07-14 07:02:39 AM  
"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same."
2004-07-14 07:12:25 AM  
So liking pics of a 16-17 y/o Lindsay Lohan is being a pedophile? :\

Different girls grow at different rates.

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This has been around over a year. How do I know this? I posted this on Fark last summer or fall, I forget which.

You will see evidence of development even at this time.
2004-07-14 07:14:45 AM  
Nice Smokyfufu!

/Gotta love them readheads.
2004-07-14 08:56:27 AM  
listen, I'm no trying to be one of those holier-than-thou internet nerds when I say this, but honestly, something about her both turns me on and turns me off at the same time, and I'm not exactly sure what it is. her hair is kind of annoying, I can say that for sure. almost every picture I see of her it looks like a dog crawled up onto her head and died.
2004-07-14 09:15:15 AM  
In a couple years, we'll all line up to hit it sequentially, repeatedly, and without shame.
2004-07-14 10:03:51 AM  
Is it just me or does Lindsay Lohan seem like one of those girls who really overdoes the tanning? It already looks like she's wearing a buffalo hide for skin. And those "breasts" are the fakest things I've ever seen. How can anyone be fooled by those?

/LL is the skankiest teen queen yet
2004-07-14 10:18:48 AM  
So hot!
2004-07-14 10:33:18 AM  
her voice is kinda raspy if you ask me

I love the raspiness of her voice. Her speaking voice, that is. As for her singing...ehhIdunnoabouthat.
2004-07-14 10:50:57 AM  
The redhead takeover is upon us. In ten days a Lohan sex tape will be released from our super-secret-volcano-thingy redhead lair. This will cause at least half of the world's population (or at least half of fark) to fall into a drooling state of kitten killing. All of the armies of the world will be unable to resist us. Bow to your new supreme emperor of Earth! Conan O'Brein!! /play Late Night music/
2004-07-14 10:56:43 AM  
Don't care if they're fake or not

They look pretty nice from the side
2004-07-14 11:03:38 AM  
Haha... Ron Burgundy pants.

That movie sucked. I was really surprised.
2004-07-14 11:19:29 AM  
Haven't seen it, but reviews have it rated 11-3-1 (good/bad/mixed)
2004-07-14 11:53:52 AM  
okay so I was bored and read the whole thread, and I'd just like to point out THIS powerful exchange:

2004-07-13 11:18:37 PM Akaziel

KerwoodDerby, you picked the WORST picture of her to use. I finally ended up going to her site and looking at the galleries. She really IS a pretty girl. But in the pic you chose, she looks like some insanely happy psychodemon that's going to giggle while she burns down my house, then devours my soul.

2004-07-13 11:29:12 PM panda


Wait - wouldn't that be the most accurate type of photo for any woman?

/I kid

man, I OMGLOL'd out loud. can we enable voting?
2004-07-14 12:37:25 PM  
I must be unnatural or something, but Lindsay Lohan does nothing for me whatsoever. Hell, I would have to seriously consider whether or not it was worth the effort to hit it even if it was spread wide open right in front of me.
2004-07-14 12:48:09 PM  
I was enjoying all the photos of these nubile young women in various stages of hitability when I realized with horror that I am so old and busted I have no farking business thinking about stuff like that at my age. Shoot.

I need a cold shower, dammit.
2004-07-14 01:06:03 PM  
She's screwing Fez from the Ashton Kutcher in the 70s show. Pretty gross, but I luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv her anyway.

And 16's legal in Jersey. But then again, in Jersey everything's legal, as long as you don't get caught.

/"Tweeter and the Monkey Man"


2004-07-14 02:43:31 PM  
I'd give her the benefit of the doubt. Your boobs grow at weird times, and believe it or not, tiny people can have naturally large boobs. I've had total strangers come up and ask if my boobs are real because I have a very small frame and a rather large rack. They're 100% natural, and they didn't get that way until I was in COLLEGE.

Give the girl a break.
2004-07-14 02:57:22 PM  
No one posted the good old "nipple silp" pics of her yet? I'd do it for you but I'm retarded.
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