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2004-07-13 11:11:52 AM  
Paris Hilton was in a convenience store in Stockholm when she was accosted by a shopper there, who called her a whore and started screaming that he hated Americans.

It makes me feel kind of unclean to be lumped in with Paris Hilton.
 
2004-07-13 11:13:30 AM  
Ugh....I want to shower now.
 
2004-07-13 11:14:38 AM  
She screamed Shut up! at the guy but he was being really nasty.

Did this make anyone else picture a temper tantrum?

*balls fists* SHUT. UP. SHUT. UP!
 
2004-07-13 11:17:38 AM  
Hey! Just because she's a whore doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us! Not every American is a whore. (Although I am...)
 
2004-07-13 11:17:43 AM  
Then he started waving his arms and being very threatening

Like a chicken!!



Woot!

and Her mother supposedly went into a rage and, according to Alexander, Her brother rang and I spoke to him. He talked about annulment. I didnt know what the word meant so I didnt say anything.

I love articles like these.. so much to talk about.
 
2004-07-13 11:18:45 AM  
Umm...what the FARK is PARIS HILTON doing buying SANDWICHES AT A 7-11?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

I am correct in remembering that this IS Paris "Hilton". as in "Hilton" hotels fortune?!??
 
2004-07-13 11:18:52 AM  
She can smoke my waterpipe
 
2004-07-13 11:18:54 AM  
More like attention-whore

God I can't stand her.
 
2004-07-13 11:19:15 AM  
Geez.. her father is hilton and won't even stay at his hotels, what a trader.

On a sidenote.. wow, they have 7-11's in stockholm? wonder if anyone in the store asked her if she'd like a slurpee..

ba-dum dum dum, ching!
 
2004-07-13 11:19:19 AM  
How do you literally freak out?
 
2004-07-13 11:19:36 AM  
Ya think she could at least afford an upscale drivethru meal.
 
2004-07-13 11:19:45 AM  
i really would enjoy watching her get backed over by a steamroller. hell, id PAY to see it
 
2004-07-13 11:20:32 AM  
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable reaction, to me.
 
2004-07-13 11:20:39 AM  
Like this heirloom

*throws self on floor inducing an epileptic seizure.*
 
2004-07-13 11:20:43 AM  
"Geez.. her father is hilton and won't even stay at his hotels, what a trader."

What a speller.
 
2004-07-13 11:20:49 AM  
 
2004-07-13 11:21:04 AM  
They have 7-11's in Stockholm?
 
2004-07-13 11:21:44 AM  
I thought the image of Nick Carter defending his lady love was WAY funnier...
 
2004-07-13 11:22:04 AM  

And the sad part is the guy behind the counter wasn't even supposed to be there today.


"37 !!! Paris Hilton sucked 37 dicks !!"


"In a row ?"

 
2004-07-13 11:22:41 AM  
toyotaboywhat a trader
Doncha mean traitor?
 
2004-07-13 11:22:53 AM  
2004-07-13 11:21:44 AM rogue_L_chick

I thought the image of Nick Carter defending his lady love was WAY funnier...


Brave Sir Carter ran awaaaay


/2 Monty Python references this morning.
 
2004-07-13 11:23:07 AM  
punkybrew82
They have 7-11's in Stockholm?

Yes, but they're called "Royales." Because of the metric system.
 
2004-07-13 11:23:11 AM  
Well in the Swedish news (I'm Swedish) it says that the guy said he was Croatian and that's why he didn't like Americans. Of course good old MSNBC overlooked that part.
 
2004-07-13 11:23:46 AM  
2004-07-13 11:20:43 AM HeatMiser

"Geez.. her father is hilton and won't even stay at his hotels, what a trader."

What a speller.


There aren't any spelling mistakes; just used the wrong word.
 
2004-07-13 11:24:05 AM  
MajorJackass

Umm...what the FARK is PARIS HILTON doing buying SANDWICHES AT A 7-11?!?!?!?!?!??!!?


I'm just impressed that she actually eats.
 
2004-07-13 11:24:09 AM  
bzzzzrrgggrrrr......Your mission, should you decide
to accept it, will be to turn this into a Europe vs America
flame war. Failure will not be tolerated.
This post will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

Beep.
 
2004-07-13 11:24:12 AM  
heirloom_tomato
How do you literally freak out?

Just come on down, two fifty four
Find a spot out on the floor

/Chic
 
2004-07-13 11:24:29 AM  
Just another rich attention whore.
/Skank. Throw her on the pile with Courtney Love.
 
2004-07-13 11:24:36 AM  
I would stab her in the ear-hole.

Now bring on the Swedish Chef pic, please!
 
2004-07-13 11:25:03 AM  
I've never seen her show.. sounds boring. I've seen an independent film with her in it though.. quite a performance.

/I'd hug it. She needs hugs.
 
2004-07-13 11:25:11 AM  
Why are you staying at the Hotel Rival and not at your fathers Hilton hotel thats located right around the corner? because i'm a silver spoon rebel.
 
2004-07-13 11:26:05 AM  
Smookyfufu...

isn't he 3 feet shorter than her? she could've taken him out with a stiletto...made me think of one of those scenes where the guy is "wanting" to fight and letting his buddies (in this case, the driver) "hold him back" so he doesn't look like a wuss...
 
2004-07-13 11:27:11 AM  
toyotaboy
"what a trader"

that was ossum
 
2004-07-13 11:27:38 AM  
Although I could care less about Paris Hilton or Nick Carter it is good to know that even Sweden has drunken white trash who hang out at 7-11 and harass customers.
 
2004-07-13 11:27:44 AM  
Sammiches :)

Here are some pics of Paris

The one with Pauly Shore cracks me up.
 
2004-07-13 11:28:01 AM  
mryoop789

[...]Not every American is a whore. (Although I am...)

How YOU doin?
 
2004-07-13 11:28:10 AM  


/as you wish
 
2004-07-13 11:28:47 AM  
Dear Croatian guy:

I suggest you get a life. The rest of us have one and it is much better than going ape of B-list celebrities in Quick Stop marts. No, make that C-list celebrities, since Paris is famous for being Paris, having never actually accomplished anything in terms of creating art that has brought happiness ot the world.

Also, if you hate AMerica so much, then why is it that we have to come over there and pull you and your neighbors apart every decade or so.

Signed,

Suhr_guy

/stupid Balkins
/meanwhile, back at the ranch...
 
2004-07-13 11:28:49 AM  
Burn_The_Plows

Hilarious!
 
2004-07-13 11:29:19 AM  
Did her three-hour haircut include a facial?
 
2004-07-13 11:29:34 AM  


On a side note, lets give some dap to Tiger on his piece of arse fiancee.
 
2004-07-13 11:29:34 AM  
Who knows? She just might be a trader as well. Maybe she's an importer/exporter, who works for Vandelay Industries.
 
2004-07-13 11:29:35 AM  
I'm proud to say that I (probably) wouldn't recognize her.

/or is that to my detriment?
 
2004-07-13 11:29:56 AM  
Having Paris Hilton represent Americans is kind of like having Quebec represent all of Canada- they're both obnoxious and rude, want everything their own damn way and have their own idea of bad fashion, but....... wait I forgot what my point was?
 
2004-07-13 11:31:19 AM  
This is the part when I jump up and say things like,"Who the FARK cares what this rich, snobby, low-life, horrible at sucking a c0ck whore does?"

I will then procede to tell you all that you should vote for Nader because the republicans want you to!
 
2004-07-13 11:32:42 AM  
 
2004-07-13 11:32:47 AM  
EUROPE SUCKS DICK

/love Europe
 
2004-07-13 11:33:54 AM  
I thought the image of Nick Carter defending his lady love was WAY funnier...

Brave Sir Carter ran awaaaay

I'm surprised he didn't cry like he did when he was arrested a while back.

And damn you, Burn_The_Plows. You beat me to making a joke about Chic.
 
2004-07-13 11:33:58 AM  
Nader, yessss NADER!
He tuk yer jubs!
 
2004-07-13 11:34:25 AM  
This makes more sense if you say it differently:
Man in a Paris Hilton freaks out when a convenience store walks in.
 
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