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2595 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2002 at 4:08 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-22 04:09:54 PM  
Yo Adrian!
2002-01-22 04:10:46 PM  
2002-01-22 04:11:10 PM  
Anyone seen my pants?
2002-01-22 04:11:22 PM  
What is this?
2002-01-22 04:11:33 PM  
Hello. My Name is Inego Montoya. You Killed my father. Prepare to die.
2002-01-22 04:12:10 PM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 28 times

2002-01-22 04:12:17 PM  
...Bah wee gra-na wee ninny bahn?

2002-01-22 04:12:29 PM  
I have a bad feeling about this thread
2002-01-22 04:12:39 PM  
What's the point?
2002-01-22 04:13:07 PM  
Anybody want to claim this thread for Spain? I'd do it but I'm at work.
2002-01-22 04:13:19 PM  
Mmmm... pants.
2002-01-22 04:13:21 PM  
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
2002-01-22 04:13:53 PM  
I'm against them. Like Napster and George W Bush, forums are leading to the downfall of decent society.

Take a stand against forums! Are you with me?
2002-01-22 04:14:10 PM  
pointy point point *bamf*
2002-01-22 04:14:10 PM  
2002-01-22 04:14:12 PM  
I surrender this thread in the name of France.
2002-01-22 04:14:45 PM  
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
2002-01-22 04:14:47 PM  
okay, now that we've got the dialogue going, here are my demands:

in exchange for a three-day supply of energon cubes, I require one pair of prada loafers, size 1 EEE, and two pounds of D'Artagnan foie gras. You have one hour to respond.
2002-01-22 04:14:56 PM  
I claim this thread for me!
2002-01-22 04:15:10 PM  
2002-01-22 04:15:22 PM  
i'm caught in a parallel universe
2002-01-22 04:15:31 PM  
Umm, where the hell is the daily fark harem?
2002-01-22 04:15:44 PM  
makes me wanna bang a chick.
2002-01-22 04:15:44 PM  
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
2002-01-22 04:16:15 PM  
This bites like Tyson!
2002-01-22 04:16:15 PM  
Finally Drew hears our cry!

this is awesome, hopefully we'll all find it. hmmmmmm
2002-01-22 04:16:23 PM  
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Too bad it ain't that forum...
2002-01-22 04:16:29 PM  
I think someone went potty in my cube...


2002-01-22 04:16:50 PM  
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
2002-01-22 04:17:21 PM  
Of course you know, This means, WARNERS!
2002-01-22 04:17:24 PM  
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
2002-01-22 04:17:36 PM  
I haven't heard from Rei in weeks. Not that I'm complaining...but I thought someone should...complain, that is.
2002-01-22 04:18:14 PM  
I'm camping this thread. Everyone out!!
2002-01-22 04:18:15 PM  
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
2002-01-22 04:18:36 PM  
What The HELL?
2002-01-22 04:18:57 PM  
Thought for the day:

"Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children."
- Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835 - 1910)
2002-01-22 04:19:07 PM  
Courtesy of Nick Fitch

am the very model of a trendy faux bisexual
I dress in black to show that I'm a tortured intellectual
My piercings have gone septic but at least I'm not respectable
I think that labels stink and that Nutella is delectable

My S.O. is a motos, like the last one and the one before
I touched a boy in college but I don't do that stuff anymore
Now boys are just for hugging, if they get too fresh they're out the door
I hate it when a guy wants sex, that outlook is a major bore

My friends are all named Muffy, Sneezy, Dopey, Elf and Demodave
To women cursed with silly names I'd gladly be a willing slave
I fantasize of water beds and wrist restraints and hot bi babes....
2002-01-22 04:19:15 PM  
So, uhhh, anyone wanna go make snow angels?
2002-01-22 04:19:40 PM  
The fact that Ouroborus knows the lyrics to HMS Pinafore really, really scares me.
2002-01-22 04:19:43 PM  
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.
2002-01-22 04:20:36 PM  
LOST: Male chihuahua, 10 years old, no front legs

Pushed away from home 1/21

Answers to 'Lucky'
2002-01-22 04:20:49 PM  
Is there a spider silk making goat behind this thread?
2002-01-22 04:21:17 PM  
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Hogan! RtCW ! Schnell!
2002-01-22 04:21:24 PM  
I knew the right wing fascist jingoistic flag wavers would be all over this thread!
2002-01-22 04:21:32 PM  
Oh, and another thing.

Why is it 'forum'? Why not 'fiveum', or 'sixum' or, or here's one, 'sevenum'? I mean, What's The Deal??"
2002-01-22 04:21:40 PM  
though, if someone had just wanted some opinions on then i'd say the layout is pants, and the logo is... it's not too bad (but boring). i think they should let some cool fark photoshopper redesign it.
2002-01-22 04:23:00 PM  
"Do you have a flag?" - Eddie Izzard
2002-01-22 04:23:00 PM  
Sometimes, when I'm driving to work in the morning, I like to listen to the Dr. Laura Show. It's great for those mornings where my left eye won't open all the way and it feels like somebody wrapped my brain in a damp towel, 'cause nothing wakes me up faster than trying very hard not to put my fist through the dashboard out of disgust for that arrogant judgemental wench and her spineless, twisted callers.
2002-01-22 04:23:03 PM  

Actually, it's The "Pirates of Penzance"
2002-01-22 04:23:16 PM  
Damn gas guzzling POS SUV's.......
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