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(Montgomery Advertiser)   Marrying your cousin? Here is the monster truck limo you were looking for   ( divider line
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25130 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2004 at 7:09 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-07-11 11:08:58 AM  
Yeah, and the wedding invitations don't say RSVP, they say SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY BE THERE!!!!
2004-07-11 01:20:14 PM  
Without RTFA I'm goign to guess this is in Tennessee, Alabama or West Virginia.
2004-07-11 02:35:08 PM  
Great headline.

I've seen Hummer limos a lot recently. They're not really any less tacky.
2004-07-11 03:22:49 PM  
How about a Corvette limo?

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2004-07-11 05:13:30 PM  
He bought this on the west coast and drove it back to Huntsville, AL, which is 2,000 miles if he bought it in southern CA. And this thing gets 5 miles to the gallon.
2004-07-11 06:50:51 PM  
Nice, barneyfifesbullet . My brother owns a Corvair limo.
2004-07-11 07:11:56 PM  
What I really want is a DeLorean limo... now that would be sweet!

/powered by Mr. Fusion
2004-07-11 07:20:51 PM  
What?! No NASCAR decals?!
2004-07-11 07:21:49 PM  
How about we just cab it and spend the money on drugs and booze? The few times I've rented a limo I've ended up getting so polluted that I've forgotten about it, wandered out of the venue and flagged down a cab.
2004-07-11 07:24:33 PM  
the ultimate would be a limo made out of a yugo.
2004-07-11 07:24:58 PM  
Honest, if maybe st00pid, question: Do you need a truck driver's license to drive something this large? Or is there a special limo drivers license?
2004-07-11 07:29:35 PM  
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/there ya go
2004-07-11 07:32:50 PM  
What a wonderful display of the wanton irrationaly wasteful consumption of our natural resources.
2004-07-11 07:38:30 PM  

If you miss better be dead!
or in jail!

Seriously though, aren't Americans getting a tad concerned at the disturbing throwback culture you have festering down south there? It's like they are actually de-volving.

I mean, every country has areas that are like this, but none of them have the luxury of size that the US does, so they are quite small and are dragged along by the close proximity of normal society...

But them...dear god...
2004-07-11 07:38:55 PM  
Welcome to Albama. Thank God for Mississippi.
2004-07-11 07:39:37 PM  
Buford and Bubba can die with a smile on their faces now. Does it have "Buttweiser" in a cooler ?
2004-07-11 07:42:16 PM  
Yeah, there's at least one of those Hummer limos around where I live, too.

Notice to people who think these are a good idea: a Hummer will not make you look good. It will make you look like you're compensating. And if it's a Hummer limo? I'm guessing you and everyone in there with you are eunuchs. Thanks for spending so much money to make the rest of us laugh.
2004-07-11 07:43:30 PM  
Brilliant headline.
2004-07-11 07:44:15 PM  
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!! This thing farking RULES! If you don't love this vehicle, you don't love America. And if you don't love America, you can GEEEEEEEET OUT
2004-07-11 07:45:34 PM  
My dad's is nicer.
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2004-07-11 07:45:56 PM  

On a similar note, the Arkansas state motto:
"Waal, At Least We Ain't Mississippi!"
2004-07-11 07:46:20 PM  
The +Monster+ features a full wet bar; an Xbox, a popular video game system

uh apparently down there they still have a surplus of Colecovisions at the local Otasco's
2004-07-11 07:50:18 PM  
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now thats a monster truck limo
2004-07-11 07:51:10 PM  
And the best part is that you can take it to your empty lot , put the jacks up ,and take the wheels off , and you're home!!
2004-07-11 07:53:02 PM  
I saw a hummer limo the other day. According to the sign outside the church, it was for Bea and Bob's wedding.
2004-07-11 07:54:31 PM  
Actually, thats kind of cool. It doesn't surprise me you mamma basement homos' are cracking on it.
2004-07-11 08:07:24 PM  
The only image that came to mind..

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2004-07-11 08:08:08 PM  
Nice one , Jim. I take it that you're part of the cousin-marrying crowd.
2004-07-11 08:10:05 PM  
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no
2004-07-11 08:16:45 PM  
So, this is what Dubya means when he says he's "in touch with true American values." Once again, I'm proud to be an elitist liberal!
2004-07-11 08:29:33 PM  
How come class is not an American value?
2004-07-11 08:30:50 PM  
"Extreme Limousine Inc. owners Bobby Sims and Sheila Moon.."

Gee, those aren't two southern names, nooooo......
2004-07-11 08:38:02 PM  
kudos to the submitter!

/loves the headline
2004-07-11 09:05:14 PM  
redneck trifecta?
2004-07-11 09:14:16 PM  
Marrying your cousin? Here is the monster truck limo you were looking for

Oh, good ....
2004-07-11 09:33:08 PM  
2004-07-11 09:52:01 PM  
haha. people who like monster trucks marry their cousins. oh man, i love stereotypes.
2004-07-11 10:24:20 PM  
Those things are a dime a dozen in Vegas.
2004-07-11 10:31:27 PM  
Tiamat: Bless your heart. The concept of "De-volving" is so cute and original. Perhaps you are the one who needs to be dragged along. Behind some kind of limo-truck. With an X-Box.
2004-07-11 10:32:57 PM  
I know people are going to say something about this being in Alabama,but I guarantee that Alabama is a state that has more than rednecks and trailer trash. There are those of us who have class and enjoy the finer things that Alabama has to offer...and no,I'm not talking about monster trucks and Nascar.If anyone would like to know what the real Alabama is like instead of believing all the stereotypes,then post your e-mail address and I will tell you about this state.
2004-07-11 11:01:24 PM  
Pffft! That's like saying Texas has more than shiatty football, cows, and gay cowboys!
2004-07-11 11:02:03 PM  
I've seen this thing once. Moved at the speed of fat.
2004-07-11 11:02:33 PM might be a redneck.
2004-07-11 11:31:27 PM  
swheat: Don't feed the trolls.

I appreciate that you're proud of your state, but do you really want to convince asshats to come visit your state?
2004-07-11 11:32:05 PM  
that sound you just heard was jeff foxworthy's head
a sploding.
2004-07-11 11:34:42 PM  
From the other side of the fence:

I've gone to school in Georgia for two years. Atlanta and it's suburbs are tolerable, outside that it goes downhill fast. I've lived in Virginia for 15 years now. DC and it's suburbs are tolerable, outside, it's as bad as Georgia.

The south does suck, no two ways around it...
2004-07-12 12:23:25 AM  
From the other side of the fence:

Translation: "I'm in a medium-security facilty in Virginia, now."

I've gone to school in Georgia for two years.

Translation: "I got kicked out of college for molesting my advisor's poodle."

Atlanta and it's suburbs are tolerable, outside that it goes downhill fast.

Translation: "Elevation in Atlanta is about 1100 ft. Macon is about 400 ft."

I've lived in Virginia for 15 years now.

Translation: "Minimum sentencing laws suck."

DC and it's suburbs are tolerable, outside, it's as bad as Georgia.

Translation: "People give you a hard time about both pedophilia and misusing apostrophes in Virginia."

The south does suck, no two ways around it...

Translation: "I think New England rules, but they figured me out and ran me out of there."
2004-07-12 12:36:23 AM  
Anyone ever done a Lambo Limo? That would turn heads.
2004-07-12 12:59:32 AM  
swheat - frodo­[nospam-﹫-backwards]aks­alasca*net would like to hear more about Alabama. Passed briefly thru last winter... liked what little I saw!
2004-07-12 04:01:05 AM  
Wow, it has an Xbox and a popular video game system!

oh wait...
2004-07-12 10:00:55 AM  
The truck is out of Orange County, CA and was made by "Truck Toys." I used to see that thing almost daily going down the streets out west. Sadly, this is a common sight out here and didn't get too much attention.
2004-07-12 10:56:35 AM  
Funny headline and uh widefault. Your dad's car is a "commercial car", not a limousine.

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RJB [BareFark]
2004-07-12 11:02:32 AM  
insane_idoru - In my home state (Illinois), you don't need a special license to drive most limousines. A standard class D license lets you drive anything under 16,000 pounds or designed to carry up to 15 passengers (including driver). Anything larger in terms of either weight or passenger volume requires a CDL.

I'm assuming this truck is under 8 tons and isn't designed to fit more than 14 people in back. I could be wrong, though.
2004-07-12 06:06:11 PM  
Thanks, RJB. I'm off my game today because I couldn't find anything about those laws in CA online. Good thing I don't care enough to look summore....
2004-07-12 06:42:31 PM  
For a change of pace, what I'd like to see is a Toyota Prius limo.

/feed the trolls, tuppence a bag
2004-07-12 07:09:45 PM  
I'm from Huntsville, home of one of the highest Ph.D. per capita ratios in the U.S., and I'm ashamed that this asshat has brought such disgrace and reinforced the pervasively negative stereotypes that plague most of the rural south. There are rednecks everywhere. I'm just sayin'.
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