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BOTAK		2004-07-09 08:14:48 AM

lets get this out of the way:

I'd hit it, like there's no more tomorrow....

Gig103		2004-07-09 08:19:52 AM

So would I but she needs a ballgag - can't stand her when she speaks.

muldster		2004-07-09 08:31:25 AM

Wait, why do people still care about Selma Hayek? She's a midget, that's what she is.

Smookyfufu		2004-07-09 08:35:55 AM

2004-07-09 08:19:52 AM Gig103 [TotalFark]

So would I but she needs a ballgag - can't stand her when she speaks.

Damn dem accents, why kin't she speek Amurikin?

Lets just get this out the way, because she's hot like fire, and any of you who say you wouldn't hit it are liars.

ActiveIngredient		2004-07-09 08:38:16 AM

No, no, no!

I'd hit it at the speed of light!

Long, deep, wide, and repeatedly!

(Insert bizarre cliche here)

Unfreakable		2004-07-09 08:39:42 AM

Well, I still haven't ruled out a ball gag on her, either, but it has absolutely nothing to do with the way she speaks or what she says. I'm just partial to them.

fingers_to_fists		2004-07-09 08:53:26 AM

A midget? At 5'2?

flambore		2004-07-09 08:57:20 AM

SSSssssmokin!

She was as deadly as she was beautiful.
/once upon a time in mexico

Argh_Dammit		2004-07-09 09:03:31 AM

damn salma hayek for being a stalker and she wont stop calling me and bothering me with her unibrow and large seriously hot breasts and fine behind and i tell her, "Salma. you got to stop calling me." and she is all, "boot Ark, I moss habba yew" and it really freaks me out.

albo		2004-07-09 09:06:38 AM

she's so hot she'd turn richard simmons straight

alcoholic_entropy		2004-07-09 09:22:03 AM

She has just about the perfect body... yum.

balin007		2004-07-09 09:22:41 AM

You know until i got the pic 50 and over i thought she wasnt half bad.. but @ about 55.. boy i realized she just is not the girl for me.. nope! Ugly as sin!

/Hitable to brag about thou!

educated		2004-07-09 09:56:05 AM

no no, muldster dear. she is short.

short girls are very fun.

she is also right up there with my well-known favorite, Elle. i could stare at both of them til i die of natural causes.

binary1		2004-07-09 09:56:49 AM

I posted this in some other thread a while back. It's Salma's (non-nude (but hot)) dance scene from From Dusk Till Dawn [24.9MB QuickTime movie]:

educated		2004-07-09 10:02:27 AM

binary.

i.
love.
you.

nightbreed		2004-07-09 10:23:55 AM

I just don't find her all that attractive. Something about the mustache just doesn't do it for me.

freeleee		2004-07-09 10:36:46 AM

That mustache can be shaved. I really don't believe any farker in their right mind would actually turn her down if she walked up to them and took her clothes off and said "take me now".....

jlowejd		2004-07-09 11:27:48 AM

Sweet merciful macgillicuddy.

I heart her.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ		2004-07-09 11:28:10 AM

Farked

b230fbuddy		2004-07-09 11:29:06 AM

damned it is already gone :(

MrVladimir		2004-07-09 11:29:07 AM

Farked indeed!

PigBimpin		2004-07-09 11:29:22 AM

CGI-limits reached, please try again later!

This might be a new record - farked after only 600 hits.

St.Alfonzo		2004-07-09 11:29:46 AM

The leenk, she ees farked!

hubiestubert		2004-07-09 11:29:50 AM

That was a FFL--Fast Farked Link...

puckhead		2004-07-09 11:30:18 AM

pwn3d :(
let me be the first (but not the last) to request a mirror?

Demetrius		2004-07-09 11:31:04 AM

Salma is go-geous, and the farking link is farking farked all-farking-ready. Fark.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2004-07-09 11:32:04 AM

I'd give her the most intense 54 seconds of her life.

That includes her time spent laughing uproariously, and my tearful apology.

glazdributh		2004-07-09 11:32:09 AM

No doubt I'm the first to report that the link is farked.

/you can thank me later

millia		2004-07-09 11:32:18 AM

six words that bring unmitigated joy to my heart:
Salma Hayek (not safe for work)
i don't know what ed norton's problem is, but as far as hotness goes, he abandoned the peak...

skinink		2004-07-09 11:33:19 AM

nightbreed [TotalFark]
"I just don't find her all that attractive. Something about the mustache just doesn't do it for me."

Free mustache rides ? Hell, I'll take it.

Her sex scene in in Desperado was pretty good, but so was her sex scene in Timecode. Man, some of you Farkers go too far, you may not like her but you talk about her like she's Roseanne Barr. Maybe you guys should freeze yourself so that in 50 years when Stepford Wives are perfected, you can have the perfect woman.

Yes, some of you guys don't like her, but she's not bad looking. Hell, I'd leave my left hand for her.

Weakner		2004-07-09 11:33:25 AM

oooooo, FARKED!

/come on guys, quit hitting it already

pengu1n		2004-07-09 11:33:32 AM

FARKED

ASUJon		2004-07-09 11:33:37 AM

Wow... farked before the fastest farkers could fap.

St_Ides		2004-07-09 11:33:38 AM

Wow... Opera really doesn't like that page.

papasmurf023		2004-07-09 11:33:39 AM

I'd hit it if it wasnt already farked.

rogue_L_chick		2004-07-09 11:34:05 AM

binary1:

I seriously questioned my own sexuality after I saw that movie! That scene....whew...

LaputanMachina		2004-07-09 11:34:56 AM

Someone hit me with the Joyce picture that was PS'ed last nite!

TwistedTenacity		2004-07-09 11:35:05 AM

I WOULDN'T hit it at the moment, but only because:

a)My girlfriend is equally attractive
b)She is most likely more interesting to talk with
c)She's English, and the accent drives me into lusty passion.

Any other situation though, and I'd be sampling Salma's fish taco in a jiffy.

CatfoodSpork		2004-07-09 11:36:12 AM

Farked...

So sad

so sad.

I now go to GIS.

draven301		2004-07-09 11:36:31 AM

Richard Pye		2004-07-09 11:37:04 AM

It's farked. I hate you, you people who have farked Selma Hayek!!

MooseBayou		2004-07-09 11:37:07 AM

Loved "Frida", but it was hard to look at her in that backbrace.

Please fix the link.

CheyenneWay		2004-07-09 11:37:17 AM

Yayy for binary1
booo for cgi-limits

Zerochance		2004-07-09 11:37:37 AM

A bit of a repeat, but you cannot have too much Salma...

Mamacita!

aintsobad		2004-07-09 11:37:38 AM

"CGI-limits reached, please try again later!"

Damn you all to hell!!!

PokesBadgersWithSpoons		2004-07-09 11:37:39 AM

Stop buying servers from fisher price morans! My home network can take more, and it's mostly built from computers other people throw away.

And yes, she is so totaly hitable. Between her and Antonio Bandaras in Desperado I couldn't stop drooling. Then in the next film they add Johny Depp! Too bad the forgot a script.