You cannot see anything, smell anything, hear anything, taste anything, or feel anything.

>n

You cannot see anything, smell anything, hear anything, taste anything, or feel anything.

>look

You cannot see anything, smell anything, hear anything, taste anything, or feel anything.

>use towel

You cannot see anything, smell anything, taste anything, or feel anything.

>smell

You cannot see anything, smell anything, taste anything, or feel anything.

>w

You cannot see anything, smell anything, taste anything, or feel anything.

>fark you

You cannot see anything, smell anything, taste anything, or feel anything.

>throw in towel

Put mail on satchel.

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

>open mailbox
Opening the mailbox reveals a leaflet.

>read leaflet
What leaflet?

>get leaflet from mailbox
Ok.

>read leaflet
The leaflet reads:

"In the name of Allah, exterminate the Zionist pig dogs in the house west of field!"

>wear suicide vest
Ok.

>w

WTF is a grue?

As transcribed from the Encyclodpaedia Frobozzica, a compilation of all things from the Great Underground Empire, also known as "Zork":


The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is either adventurers or enchanters, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its horrible fear of light. No grues have ever been seen by the light of day, and only a few have been observed in their underground lairs. Of those who have seen grues, few ever survived their fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Grues have sharp claws and fangs, and an uncontrollable tendency to slaver and gurgle. They are certainly the most evil-tempered of all creatures; to say they are touchy is a dangerous understatement. "Sour as a grue" is a common expression, even among themselves

A hollow voice says, "fool."

/xyzzy