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(Daily Times)		Cambodians line up to be healed by lick from miracle cow (dailytimes.com.pk)		55
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sugarpop		2004-07-08 11:33:23 AM

The cow wont lick people who dont put in their money... and if he doesnt think you believe in his powers, he wont lick you either.

My sister divorced her third husband for that.

mryoop789		2004-07-08 11:49:38 AM

zachary		2004-07-08 11:51:11 AM

Thanks for fixin up that headline for me... to bad I couldn't gracefully get a Angelina Jolie reference in there since she just applied for Cambodian citizenship...

doccm9		2004-07-08 12:16:52 PM

I have a magical stick that fathers can bring their daughters to lick to ensure that they stay honorable until they get married.

DrBenway		2004-07-08 12:34:19 PM

The lick of the cow is not something easily forgotten.

Ramen		2004-07-08 12:35:38 PM

Haha! Stupid Cambodians! Somebody should tell them they have to wait like everybody else for Jesus to show up again to touch them and heal them. Miracle Cow! Man, non-Christians sure can be dumb!

bark_atda_moon		2004-07-08 12:37:19 PM

The cow was always wanting to lick my wifes arms and legs

Where does the line for that start?

seans-show		2004-07-08 12:37:27 PM

May I be the first to say 'I'd hit it'. that is all.

Ouroborus		2004-07-08 12:37:35 PM

do they get to ride the escalator afterwards?

GoodyearPimp		2004-07-08 12:38:32 PM

I bet that cow would taste delicious with a side of potatoes.

Bubba Ho-Tep		2004-07-08 12:38:58 PM

Insert picture of Alfalfa here... (the kid, not the sprout).

splishsplashfark		2004-07-08 12:39:18 PM

Star Jones is back?

SCORM_Compliant		2004-07-08 12:39:51 PM

The couples theory was first tested on a 72-year-old visually impaired woman from the village whom Puch Pich claimed regained her sight after four licks.

There's a Tootsie Pop reference in here somewhere. If only I could figure out what it was...

skinink		2004-07-08 12:40:59 PM

Heh, I can just imagine some Cambodian who's real sick showing up at that place yelling, "Where's the beef ?"

DonkeyStrung		2004-07-08 12:41:49 PM

How many licks does it take?

whidbey		2004-07-08 12:42:09 PM

Man if that ain't a big bunch of Dumb.

wickedMule		2004-07-08 12:42:27 PM

Moo. I rik for you!

FarkityFarkFark		2004-07-08 12:45:01 PM

I was licked by a magical cow, back in my younger days. She cured some built up tension.

/so ashamed

LeroyB		2004-07-08 12:45:48 PM

Mr. Bungle At Work		2004-07-08 12:47:24 PM

Moses unavailable for comment.

wickedMule		2004-07-08 12:48:14 PM

"I have this swelling down here, and I was hoping your sacred cow could lick it until it went down."

jimmyjackfunk		2004-07-08 12:49:10 PM

gis for "miracle cow":

Jank		2004-07-08 12:52:27 PM

So THAT'S what Roseanne's been up to.

/rimshot

chenry		2004-07-08 12:53:38 PM

if cow saliva is healing, why does too much beef kill you?

Mr. Bungle At Work		2004-07-08 12:54:31 PM

Feel my healing powers!

rstln76		2004-07-08 12:54:50 PM

Rev. Skarekroe		2004-07-08 12:56:18 PM

What happens if YOU lick the COW?

Brockway		2004-07-08 12:58:06 PM

It is a little-known fact, but I can heal with a lick or few. But I can only heal women. And only cute ones, at that. And only certain conditions, too. Still, I have my uses.

Isotope		2004-07-08 01:03:58 PM

Zachary--me and how many Cambodians you think would pay the 500 riel to watch her get licked 4 times by a cow?

Pincy		2004-07-08 01:04:59 PM

In Soviet Union, cows lick you!

salty2		2004-07-08 01:05:13 PM

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Bill just got the white cows confused

salty2		2004-07-08 01:05:54 PM

Bill just got the white cows mixed up

vrax		2004-07-08 01:06:31 PM

"The cow wont lick people who dont put in their money... and if he doesnt think you believe in his powers, he wont lick you either, Puch Pich quipped."

Holy cow, what a scam!

meshman		2004-07-08 01:07:40 PM

I don't see how this is any different from wine turning into blood and so on.

orrinbloquy		2004-07-08 01:11:10 PM

I hear she also talks, but can only say "Eet Mor Chikken."

NHmike		2004-07-08 01:11:15 PM

I need a new keyboard - this one is ruined since I just spat my coffee on it. , that caption is too farking funny. You owe me a keyboard, by the way.

/slinks away to change pants

Webgrunt		2004-07-08 01:11:21 PM

Superstitious morans.

ratboy		2004-07-08 01:12:11 PM

Praise Bessie!
I been healed!

pinkpower		2004-07-08 01:13:30 PM

WTF?

br2000		2004-07-08 01:17:49 PM

i need more cow tongue

GoodyearPimp		2004-07-08 01:19:05 PM

And Cambodia too, Pincy.

/prays for death of that cliche

glock36		2004-07-08 01:22:49 PM

agree with goodyear pimp hot flames licking the cow would be delicious

WoodenBoy		2004-07-08 01:25:04 PM

I hear Cambodians taste like ham.

Snarfangel		2004-07-08 01:32:35 PM

Cool, "licks from a miracle cow" is covered by my insurance.

13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane		2004-07-08 01:33:55 PM

I have had a few cows lick me.

crossbuster		2004-07-08 01:36:27 PM

rstln76

I have that exact poster in my room.

icenine		2004-07-08 01:38:34 PM

If the cow had a spot in the shape of Baby Jesus it would heal you if you just went near it. This cow is nothing, NOTHING, compared to the miracle power of Jesus.

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