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(Tampa Bay Online) NewsFlash ¡Dios Mio! Es Sam Donaldson! ¡Corra para su vida! BANG! BANG! BANG!   ( divider line
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2004-07-07 05:10:04 PM  
There's the tagline I was waiting for
2004-07-07 05:11:11 PM  
Aliens must be involved somehow
2004-07-07 05:11:41 PM  
That is not logical - Vulcans don't murder out of rage.
2004-07-07 05:11:46 PM  
What an overwhelmingly coincidental situation! Alert the media!
2004-07-07 05:11:48 PM  
Kent Brockman was without comment.
2004-07-07 05:11:50 PM  
he had to silence them after they saw him without the toupee
2004-07-07 05:12:07 PM  
Headline fantastico! Arriba!
2004-07-07 05:12:30 PM  
I submitted this with an englishier headline.
2004-07-07 05:12:36 PM  
kudos submitter, nice headline
2004-07-07 05:12:44 PM  
Damn If I had only written in spanish....
2004-07-07 05:13:22 PM  
"Let me ask you a question. When you came up my driveway, did you see a sign that said, 'Dead New Mexican Storage' ?"
2004-07-07 05:13:30 PM  
Sheriff Tom Sullivan said Donaldson went to the house of his ranch manager on Tuesday and discovered an "obvious crime scene."

Okay... so one or two dead in the same place are not as obvious????
2004-07-07 05:13:49 PM  
Oh geez. Welcome the tinfoil hat brigade to this thread, people.

2004-07-07 05:13:52 PM  
El Threeo Deados Bodyos ono la farma.

/El Besto Headlineo Evaro
2004-07-07 05:13:52 PM  
Ahh, 5 years of secondary school spanish finally pays off.
2004-07-07 05:14:00 PM  
That title is the shiat.
2004-07-07 05:14:09 PM  
So we've gone from celebrity sex tape to celebrity snuff film.

Way to raise the bar Sam!!!
2004-07-07 05:14:11 PM  
2004-07-07 05:14:49 PM  
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ay mami!
2004-07-07 05:14:54 PM  
Corra para su vida = Run for your lives.
2004-07-07 05:15:19 PM  
There's a NEW Mexico?
2004-07-07 05:15:41 PM  
Although I think it should be por su vida, no?
2004-07-07 05:15:44 PM  
Uh, yep never seen them bodies before in my life officer, dunno how they got under the porch.
Looks like they found Girly Chew Hossencroft
2004-07-07 05:16:29 PM  
I blame the piece.

/can't spell "toupee"
2004-07-07 05:16:32 PM  
i submitted this headline with a much funnier article.

2004-07-07 05:16:49 PM  
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I have an alibi - I was doing my talk show
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2004-07-07 05:16:55 PM  
I thought Peter Jennings was cackling a little more than usual last night!

/police, arrest that man!
2004-07-07 05:16:55 PM  

Y donde esta mi chicharrones?

/failed Spanish...
2004-07-07 05:17:20 PM  
Roswell huh, I always knew this man was an alien.
2004-07-07 05:17:28 PM  
So we've gone from celebrity sex tape to celebrity snuff film.

Why does everyone have a problem with snuff? I always found it more refined than smoking a cigarette...
2004-07-07 05:17:31 PM  
A white Ford Bronco was seen speeding away from the scene shortly after the police arrived.
2004-07-07 05:18:19 PM  

Yep were right next to the old one. Its the vacant space between texas and arizona
2004-07-07 05:18:54 PM  
2004-07-07 05:19:21 PM  
I submitted this with the headline - Today's "Dios Mio! Es Sam Donaldson! Corra para su vida! BANG! BANG! BANG!" brought to you by New Mexico.

//Ok, So I didn't really.
2004-07-07 05:19:34 PM  
It's POR su vida, not para.
2004-07-07 05:19:53 PM  
Yeah dont fark with him, he will kill you and bury you on his ranch!!!
2004-07-07 05:20:32 PM  
Bravo on the headline... and for those who don't know our second national language, "My God! It's Sam Donaldson! Run for your life! BANG! BANG! BANG!"
2004-07-07 05:20:43 PM  
Three bodies behind the barn? A fetid odour? New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell? Sam Donaldson highly connected to the broadcast media?
Adjusting tinfoil hat in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-

Watch, the bodies will decompose into stinky pools of steaming puss within two hours. No evidence!
2004-07-07 05:21:04 PM  
I submitted this earlier with a much funnier news anchor.
2004-07-07 05:22:06 PM  
I'm Sam Donaldson, biatch !
2004-07-07 05:22:14 PM  
Mi vida, vete con el senor.
2004-07-07 05:23:19 PM  
Coming up at 11...

'Murder at the Ted Nugent compound in Michigan'...


'Imus to cooperate after dead bodies found'

/well, OK.
2004-07-07 05:23:19 PM  
I did'nt submit this with or without a funnier headline....

/cliche ?
2004-07-07 05:23:20 PM  
2004-07-07 05:19:34 PM veze_

Beat you to it, mericon!
2004-07-07 05:23:39 PM  
You know that your headline is the shiat when Drew is the firs.t to pos.t
2004-07-07 05:23:44 PM  
how in the hell does this make sense. they are talking about a part of the united states - not mexico or spain - why put the tagline in spanish? definitely not funny.
I get so fed up with idiot/uneducated asshats who think new mexico is a foreign country - LEARN YOUR GD STATES!
2004-07-07 05:23:50 PM  

even with the "para".
2004-07-07 05:24:00 PM  
Found at the scene:

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2004-07-07 05:24:02 PM  
I submitted this with a funnier state.

/got nothin'
2004-07-07 05:24:22 PM  
I knew one day Sam Donaldson would get fed up and take border control into his own hands. I knew it.
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