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(NewsNet5)   Peeing in public in Akron now costs $500   ( divider line
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2002-01-21 04:23:08 PM  
And it's worth every penny.
2002-01-21 04:35:57 PM  
Like a developer, just consider it a fee you have to pay for improvements.
2002-01-21 04:36:00 PM  
What about other bodily emissions? How much for saliva? Poop? Semen? Vaginal secretions? Haven't they thought this all out?
2002-01-21 04:36:04 PM  
If you wanted to give Ohio an enima, you would stick the hose in Akron.
2002-01-21 04:37:50 PM  
Philo, I wonder if they can tell if the city's hookers are ovulating by the saliva on the street.
2002-01-21 04:39:44 PM  
Its considered "socially proper" in my neck of the woods
2002-01-21 04:42:59 PM  
How much does it cost to watch?
2002-01-21 04:48:06 PM  
The terrorists have already won if I can no longer find a convenient tree on the golf course to relieve myself upon.

And think of the poor Akron male children, none of whom shall ever know the joy of writing your name in the snow.

Curse you, Akron...may your waters turn to urine and your wine to ... to ... MORE urine!
2002-01-21 04:48:14 PM  
I don't know if there are many Akron people, who'd be urinating in public enough to get caught, who would be able to pay the $500 fine.. Although they do have a really cool computer part store right off the freeway. :-D
2002-01-21 04:51:31 PM  
Cleveland thinking about charging for their famous steamers.
2002-01-21 05:11:39 PM  
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2002-01-21 05:14:14 PM  
Is that only if they can see your penis? What if I just wet my pants and go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2002-01-21 05:16:15 PM  
...apparently, Akron is one heck of an upscale pay-toilet...
2002-01-21 05:19:42 PM  
SomeCallMeTim: Surely you must mean W€€€€€€€€€€€€€& #128;€€€€€€€€€
2002-01-21 05:24:12 PM  
No I don't have an extended ascii, just the regular size. <7"
2002-01-21 05:28:56 PM  
Having lived in Akron, they should pay YOU to pee in public. It would be an improvment under most circumstances. ...but I'm not bitter!
2002-01-21 05:45:59 PM  
Can I get my pees wholesale?
2002-01-21 05:56:07 PM  
pissing on FARK is still free
2002-01-21 06:27:21 PM  
Damn and I've been getting up to take piss all this time?
2002-01-21 06:28:35 PM  
"We piss anywhere, man." -- Brian Jones, Rolling Stones
2002-01-21 06:29:42 PM  
Wow, take piss, thats just plain weird^^^^^
2002-01-21 06:35:35 PM  
Watch out or I'll take your piss!
2002-01-21 06:36:44 PM  
Peaceboy: I thought that was Mick who said that. To think I've been misquoting all these years.
2002-01-21 06:37:17 PM  
Dammit, I went to Kent State, and I'll piss anywhere I please! Our football team is awesome!
2002-01-21 06:39:31 PM  
I feel like this should have the hero tag.
2002-01-21 07:03:41 PM  
SomeCallMeTim, I saw it in some funky old Stones book I'd picked up years ago which attributed it to Brian, but who knows. Of course, if it actually were Brian, look where pissing anywhere gets ya.
2002-01-21 09:57:17 PM  
Akron: "Hey, at least we aren't Gary"
2002-01-21 10:11:39 PM  
I'm shocked about that. It only cost me $250 to take a dump on Main Street.
2002-01-21 11:27:35 PM  
Booooo to the Akron bashers! Akron was pretty depressing when the rubber factories closed, but 15 years later the effect is clear - the West Virginian folks followed the factories back down to the south, leaving the nice clean yuppies with the polymer industry! Horay!

By the way, Ohio's enema tube is planted in Toledo. That's a truly sad place.
2002-01-21 11:31:44 PM  
That's odd. Peeing in public at Enron has become a common sight.
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