Do you think I could get an NEA grant for peeing in my boss' coffee?

Just peeing on-stage? No bullwhip up the arse? Well then I would hardly call that "art".

I do the pee-pee dance once in awhile.

No matter how much you shake and you dance, the last drop always lands in your pants.

Is this what happens when "Cats" goes feral?

Shouldn't that be "man defends concept"?

He's really got a piss-poor argument there.

A description of the performance contained in The Event Guide at the time promised it "should deconstruct any preconceived notions of dance".

Oh for fark sake.
I hope the pretentious fark who came up with this "dance" feels really special.

its only cool if drinking is involved

A spokesperson said the image showed a naked man from his knees to his stomach "holding his scrotum facing up".


WTF?

Gay.

It's part of French culture, they peed their pants when the Germans walked into Paris, and they do it on stage to show jubilation......

I don't know, I think a man pissing himself on stage might be entertaining.

In fact, I've worked it into my yet-to-be-performed stand-up routine: at the point where the audience is mesmerized/confused by the unmitigated disaster of the whole act I crank it up a notch by pissing myself and perhaps going into convulsions.

Now that may be a dance!

It seems that the new "skill" for modern artists is to simply be able to come up with a complex and trendy sounding explaination for something that, in and of itself, is completely devoid of talent and vision. It is creating depth were none was ever intended and then making those who can't "see it" feel bad about themselves.

Like lawyers, artists have become bullshiat artists (funny) and get paid more based on how many people they can hoodwink with fancy talk.

What about breast-feeding on stage?

Was he the performance artist Spank?

Piss blood and I'll pay to see it.

Shouldn't that be "man defends concept"?

No, he is disagreeing with them. He doesn't think it's dance. Therefore he is disputing the idea.

RTFA

Shake it one time, that's OK,
shake it two times and that's alright,
shake it three times you're playing with yourself,
shake it four times and you can charge admission.

Like lawyers, artists have become bullshiat artists (funny) and get paid more based on how many people they can hoodwink with fancy talk.

Have becom? This has alwas been so. Nothing ever changes.

Insert an "e" where appropriate in my previous post.

The French are discusting, suprised all they did was pee on stage... cowardly savages the French are

Maybe he wouldn't have this trouble if he were performing a dance quintet - you know, a cycle?

Since the "artist" involved named the whole thing after himself, I call that he is stuck in some sort of infantile, narcissitic, Maslow-early-stage of development. And he gets to make a big production of it!

/Oh can't you see he's fooled you all....

I'd be mad too if I paid good money only to find out it was a pissing act instead of real dance. I wonder if the people in front row got a golden shower?

/Xero69 can see that kind of thing for free anytime thanks to the homeless population downtown

hope he doesn't call this an original form of art 'cos dogs have been doing public performances for centuries.

guy in audience: Hey look everybody, the guy on stage pee'd his stage.
guy on stage: Of course I pee'd my stage, everyone in art pees on their stage. It's the coolest.
guy in audience: Really?
guy on stage: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee on your stage.
Project Art: If peeing on your stage is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
guy on stage: OOH. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go get our money back

/borrows liberally from Billy Madison

it's the famous Irish Sprinkler Dance

Hey man, it's natural for me to pee. I should be allowed to do it wherever I want.

I mean those chicks can breastfeed in public can't they?



"What's good for the goose..."

xero69

Hmm, that reminds me:

You hear they're making a prequel to On Golden Pond? It's called Under Golden Showers.

I love theater!

This just in from the pits of Hell: GG Allin is not impressed.

eh, why not. any time you make "art" that no one understands as such, you're already masterbating.

/If it has an upturned ball sack on the front of the add, and you think, "that looks like a nice show to bring ma, and the kidders too" you deserve what you get.
//chareges admission
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///give me a dollar, and get that dead cat away from me

I was living in Ireland when this show first opened earlier this year. I listened to a radio program the week after the show which discussed it. Some in attendance were obviously fooled into going to see it. they were all in their 50's (the ones who called the talk-show) and they weren't given any flyers or told anything except that it was 'Pushing the limits of what could be considered dancing'.

What I think is that they got the old geezers inside by telling them there would be some nekkidness and got upset when there was a guy pissing on the floor near the end.

Here comes a raging rush of people with torches, and an awful whooping and yelling, and banging tin pans and blowing horns; and we jumped to one side to let them go by; and as they went by I see they had the king and the duke astraddle of a rail -- that is, I knowed it WAS the king and the duke, though they was all over tar and feathers, and didn't look like nothing in the world that was human -- just looked like a couple of monstrous big soldier-plumes.

All on account of peeing on stage?

I found a video at rockbiatch.com (no longer works) once of an onstage concert where one girl peed into another girl's mouth. On stage.

Needless to say, if it is ever found, it is NSFW.

Made me think of the Zoogz Rift song "Dinkle Dance"

So that means I can shiat in a jar and call it a sculpture.

Johnny Rotten and the Sex Pistols unavailible for comment. (I might be wrong, though).

wtf, pics?

They should have called it "Little Yellow Riverdance."

//veal, etc.