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2002-01-21 04:23:32 PM
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. . Haw haw
 
2002-01-21 04:28:48 PM
166 hits and its farked? Lame.
 
2002-01-21 04:29:28 PM
This may be a record for world's fastest fark
 
2002-01-21 04:33:38 PM
It's not Wheaton,
It's Farked RetroCrush .com
 
2002-01-21 04:33:46 PM
Hmmmm... I got through no problem, but it does seem like somebody has way too much time on their hands for Wil-bashing.
I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or something like that.
 
2002-01-21 04:38:48 PM
I knew Wil ate babies! I knew it!
 
2002-01-21 04:43:34 PM
I thought this was actually pretty entertaining.. I'd laugh if someone made an Evil Broadway page.

Why so defensive of the WilMeister? Sure he's cool...
 
2002-01-21 04:56:53 PM
I found it quite funny, but I'm easily amused by parody stuff.
 
2002-01-21 05:06:06 PM
Icky:Did you get your name from an Archers of Loaf album? Who said "cling"?

Where's the line between psuedo-celeb and bona-farkin-fide celeb? I don't want to look silly laughing with somebody who has only been in one tv show more than me...
 
2002-01-21 05:17:46 PM
 
2002-01-21 05:19:18 PM
i thought it was funny............
 
2002-01-21 05:25:21 PM
Welcome to EVIL WIL WHEATON DOT NET
If you've never been here before, you should read this (and you farking suck)


Friday, January 18, 2002
A View From the Bridge
I don't have time to write today, because I'm too busy deleting messages from my fans. Listen, unless you've got a paypal gift for me, don't even bother wasting the bandwidth, HUH! Today I found a half eaten baby in my garage. I was scared at first, then I remembered it was just leftovers from yesterday! Nothing makes me happier than eating babies. I'll never forget once I was eating a baby on the set of TNG and totally got busted by Majel Barret Roddenberry. I asked if I could get her pregnant so she could give birth to a baby I could eat, and she ran away crying. Little did I know, she had a hysterectomy. HA ha! That was hysterecterical!
Computers Suck

Over the weekend I'll be having cybersex with unsuspecting lonely old men. I'll be using the name, SAMOANECROSLUT. It's so funny cause right after they cum, I say, "HA HA! YOU FAG! I'm really not SAMOAN...I'm EVIL WIL WHEATON.
Wednesday, January 16, 2002
Hey you guys!
I was thinking today that if you crossed Sally Struthers gaping unshaved bush with Joyce DeWitt, and Levar Burton's nose, you'd get GEORGE TAKEI! let it be known that I hate him. It's not because he's Asian, it's just because I think I'd make a better Sulu than him. Well, it's also cause he's Asian, too.

Discuss.

Don't Stand So Close To ME
I'm happy to announce that Rob Reiner is ready to begin production on Stand By Me: The Next Generation. It's gonna RAWK! I get to drag a coked out Corey Feldman through the woods while we look for River Phoenix's body. Also, I'm gonna have a special 10 minute leech on my dick scene, so you know it's worth it. I'll be getting paid $500, and all the babies I can eat! YAHOOOO!
Also I'll be putting my webcam inside of my toilet tonite so you can see what's the color of my corn.
 
2002-01-21 05:41:17 PM
this was hilarious
you people are dumb
 
2002-01-21 05:43:59 PM
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Oh We Killed it again!
 
2002-01-21 05:47:58 PM
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! DAMN IT!! WHO FORGOT THE NSFW!!
(Gotta run, they are after me.)
 
2002-01-21 06:05:47 PM
He's so evil.

Evil is cool.

Wish I was evil too.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2002-01-21 06:07:52 PM

Well, for what it's worth, I think this is hilarious. I just wish that, since it's Evil Wil Wheaton, from a parllel universe and eerything, that Evil Wil Wheaton was wearing a goatee.

And, once more, please, if you're going to enlighten us with commentary about my (apparent lack of) acting ability, spell my farking name correctly. When you're saying "Will Wheaton sucks", you're actually talking about this other guy, who is a jazz musician, and I don't think he sucks, at all. You're probably hurting his feelings, and that just isn't right.

Here, I'll make it easy: just cut-n-paste whichever one suits you:


Wil Wheaton sucks.
I hate Wil Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton is lame.


I sincerely hope this saves you time and valuable energy throughout your busy day. Just think, with the time and energy you save criticizing me, you could totally criticize two other people you also don't know!

God bless the internet, God bless Fark, and God bless America!
 
2002-01-21 06:08:25 PM
LASucks,
You got issues dude, may i suggest having your brain dredged
to remove all the lethal deposits.
It only hurts for a minute.
 
2002-01-21 06:12:45 PM
Wil Wheaton sucks.
I hate Wil Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton is lame.
 
2002-01-21 06:13:07 PM
Cheese.Ed

that's what it says on the site heheh.. he just copied and pasted..
 
wil [TotalFark]
2002-01-21 06:13:39 PM
HAHAHA.

Nice one, Frank2. :)
 
2002-01-21 06:14:16 PM
Wil Wheaton sucks.
I hate Wil Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton is lame.
 
2002-01-21 06:14:57 PM
Thanks man.
 
2002-01-21 06:15:20 PM
Wil
Thanks, not that I will be using the CAP method or nuthin. I prefer to mispell everything my own bad self.

BTW for all interested you will be in Atlanta on Labor day weekend RIGHT???

Check it Friday through Monday.
 
2002-01-21 06:15:23 PM
Fark you Frank2! Wil rules! Not like that Will jazzbo guy, he actually does suck. I'm too slow on the draw today :(
 
2002-01-21 06:17:25 PM
My bad. Lets try this again. Labor day weekend, Atlanta.
Dragon Con 2002
 
2002-01-21 06:20:03 PM
This was posted by me, so screw you all! :P

It is my theory that retroCrush can only hold serve 3 people at a time before it crashes... much like a geocities page! RC is cool, anyway...
 
2002-01-21 06:24:24 PM
Hey wil is cool heres the evidence..
exhibit A.he was in stand by me one of my favorite films
exhibit B.he was in star trek and knows shatner!
exhibit C.he is a fellow farker so by definition is pretty damn cool i rest my case (oh and hes nothing like pauly shore)
 
2002-01-21 06:25:21 PM
Ok, cancel the brain dredging, the site is farked. LASucks, you can return to normalcy. cripes i dont even want to see it now.
 
2002-01-21 06:38:05 PM
Evil Wil Wheaton:

 
2002-01-21 07:07:55 PM
Hot grits, thats funny GmcG. Now *there* is somebody I'd like to see in the next Trek movie :) Evil Wil of the Terran Revolution, nice :)
 
2002-01-21 07:13:57 PM
Why don't you have actual gay porn on your page, Wil?
 
2002-01-21 07:23:43 PM
This was just a fun jab at ol' Wil. Yeah, my server sucks major ass. Hopefully that'll all be changed for the better this week. I've been holding off on new galleries and such for that very reason. Who knocked me for using a "Gay Joke", though? Nobody was called a fag once on this page. And sure it was half-assed, just having some fun.
 
2002-01-21 07:50:50 PM
I think it is pretty neat to have Wil respond in the thread of this article making fun of him. Whatever your feelings are about him, you have to give him credit for having a sense of humor about it all.
 
2002-01-21 07:57:59 PM
I agree, Theseus. I've got a completely different impression of him since first visiting his site and Fark. You're all right, Wil!

BTW, I thought it was pretty funny, too. Yeah, Rberry could have gone farther, but unlike Saturday Night Live he appears to know when a joke should end.
 
2002-01-21 08:04:06 PM
any guy who has the balls to be on camera removing a leech from his nuts, is ok in my book.
 
2002-01-21 08:11:21 PM
You know, if I didn't know Wil (which I don't) I would think that Boobies sounded a little bitter. Like somehow he couldn't handle 20 years of good natured hatred.

Don't let it get to you Wil, you rock. Unless your wearing that dumbass grey jumpsuit, then you suck.
 
2002-01-21 08:43:49 PM
I dunno, I kinda like Wheaton in the catsuit . . .
 
2002-01-21 09:57:05 PM
EVIL
 
2002-01-21 10:02:35 PM
I hate Wil Wheaton.


wow, that does make it easier. Thanks Wil!
 
2002-01-21 10:05:56 PM
Could be worse. He could be wearing the one with the multi-colored striped at the top.
 
2002-01-21 10:18:56 PM
 
2002-01-21 11:16:04 PM
That was pretty funny but what's with the baby eating jokes? Going for the easy laugh?

I would have liked to see more incest jokes or maybe a little autoerotic asphyxiation humor.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2002-01-21 11:22:47 PM
Jjokerski: Heccubus. Nice.
 
2002-01-21 11:44:52 PM
Wow, I almost got entertained.
 
2002-01-21 11:57:29 PM
The part about the real "Will Wheaton" having his feelings hurt was pretty funny.

I can just see him sitting by his computer reading a Will Wheaton bash, and getting all teary-eyed, like that trash-Indian guy from the 70's who didn't want you to litter.

Man, that poor jazz guy.
 
2002-01-21 11:58:41 PM
Then he'd probably play a sad jazz song, maybe about the trash-Indian.
 
2002-01-22 12:07:39 AM
I've seen better...usually involving original thought and if WW is anything...it's original thought.
Not too bad for a celeb type that refuses to be full of themselves...well not much anywho. #:o)
I would say more, but Wil's check was small this time. hehe!
 
2002-01-22 04:01:31 AM
Aw, they're being so mean to wil. Oh sure, he goes to coffee row daily with Satan, eats small children with ogres, returns VCR tapes unrewound, attempts to breed a dog/cat hybrid, and the worst offender of all is that he buys Star Trek plates from E-Bay.

But evil, no siree, well at least no more evil then any other Farker.
 
2002-01-22 05:31:17 AM
In all the episodes and reruns over the years, I've never seen "The Dauphin."

My TiVo caught it today.

Should I be scared? Am I going to be posessed by Evil Wil when I watch this? I think I want either my mommy, or assurance that Wesley's dialog isn't going to make my teeth hurt.

I think one of my cats is from the same planet Evil Wil is from. She's suddenly sprouted a goatee and keeps whining at me about fixing the refrigerator coils and improving the dryer efficiency. Plus, she's primarily grey.

Goddamn you, Wil Wheaton. Goddamn you straight to hell!
 
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