All they want is $

This is just downright creepy!

Wow, they performed their research with 49 people. I'm sure it's very scientifically sound.

After smelling my shirt for two days, I've come to a very scientific conclusion: Damn I smell!

They sniff ass.


Oh, wait. That's dogs....


Nevermind.

It's all about the Benjamins

so even though I disliked the way that my father smelled I'm subconciously looking for a guy who smells the same? oh-kay

A guy that smells like old-spice and rogaine? riiiight... think I'll keep looking.

"Yo, Mr. Johnson, I really...ummm...I really like your daughter and I...ummm...was wondering what cologne you wore? Oh, and can you spare any rubbers for this evening?"

so if i smell like my grandfather, does that mean my mom is going to have the hots for me? eeeeew.

DAD, for men

So why do my dates always get offended when I sniff their moms?

Ummm, OK...

TV: only if you are larger than your grandpa.

in related news....(no pun intended)

Researchers have found that Arkansas Dad's like little girls that smell like their daughters. But we won't say what was being sniffed.

So now, in an effort to stroke our fragile egos, women will constantly tell us, "no honey, your smell doesn't really matter." Just like size doesn't matter. Or money.

I feel so cynical today.

Ouroborus, WarmBeer,

I'm with you guys. Sorry, Beatles. Money buys love. Hey, I got a great idea - make money scented perfume!

LargeYam, the last time we measured together, i was gaining.

Seems like a marketing opportunity to me...

What about the pheromones that guys can put on that are supposed to make women more susceptible to your advances? I'm pretty sure pheromones don't smell like all their dad's.

Smell my finger you frigid be-itches!!!

This seems to be in direct conflict with another study done in a similar manner which showed females were subconsciopusly choosing males with a major histocompatability complex that was as different from theirs as possible.

How can they tell - they're English, so they stink.

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
Money, it's a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.

I thought women love the pherimones given off by trailer parks....

Don't be so narrow minded.. women don't just like men with money.. they like power and prestige too.

histocompatability? I thought there was a three-syllable limit here on Fark.

This is actually true for me... both have a similar smell...I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

EEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww-
I must smell like BRUT Cologne and Lucky Strikes.
That's gross.

Good thing my dad doesn't stink.

But I don't wanna smell like Fb-!
(Sorry.)

Badrabbit: "A guy that smells like old-spice and rogaine? riiiight... think I'll keep looking."

Maybe you have a friend you could introduce me to instead???

I don't know about women in the UK, but I'm sure the chicks I've seen don't want me smelling like their dad. Unless he smells un-godly pretty.

When I eat a lot of garlic and sweat, I smell like a greek restaurant.

I DO like that smell when its a giant gyro. I DON'T like that smell when it's sweat. Can other people tell me apart from a gyro? What if someday I can't tell the difference? It frightens me.........

I think they could get a better whiff directly from the balls.

Hey Hoosier! Another Indianapolisite!

My daddy smelled of vodka.. that is why I love to curl up to a bottle of grey goose?

Caligula. Being that you're from Portland, I'm wondering, have you ever heard of ONI Press?

One word: SEX.

I hope my girlfriend's daddy smelled like ass!

LordArgent, smells like silver.

Ewwwww... Electra complex. Ewwww... I don't want this to be true.

Blech.

Yamprico - LOL. Niiiice.

more like they sniff out money

a real women should be able to smell the diffrence between $100s and $20s

and should be able to smell the diffrence between secured gold and platinum credit cards

i mean common its survival of the fitest and women that can smell their way into a large alamony settlement have more of an advantage over the poor ladies who have to use their other senses to detect the size of a mans bank account

natural selection plain and simple

Funny, I married a guy who's the complete opposite of my (step)father (When my mother married my stepfather he adopted me). Acted differently, smelled differently.

There, I just disproved their little theory. :)

What utter bullshiat! There is no Mr. Right! He doesn't exist. There's a Mr. I Might Be Able to Put Up With His Bullshiat and He Might Be Able To Put Up With Mine. But when it comes down to it, we're all assholes in our own spectacular way.

I had a great girlfriend back in high school who's father had died right after she was born.

I don't think I smelled THAT bad.

heh just like how men supposedly like women who look like their moms.

I click on the link, and get this

"Connection failure"
Is this whole posting a sick joke or was that just some really coincidental irony?