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13486 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2004 at 1:03 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-07-07 09:24:49 AM  
I'm pretty sure there's a joke there somewhere...
2004-07-07 09:43:29 AM  
yeah, wedding bells.
2004-07-07 09:46:23 AM  
What a wasted headline opportunity, Pavlov weeps.
2004-07-07 10:31:09 AM  
No wonder why they like to talk and nag so farking much.
2004-07-07 10:58:18 AM  
Oprahs voice?
man, such a wasted headline.. wasted wasted.
not that i wouldve made it any better.. but still.
2004-07-07 01:05:33 PM  
2004-07-07 01:05:44 PM  
/Note to self; must buy wife ear plugs....
2004-07-07 01:06:06 PM  
Wouldn't you just eat the stuff that tastes better? Like potato chips?
2004-07-07 01:06:22 PM  
I should spend a week at the beach with a bullhorn and test this theory.
2004-07-07 01:06:25 PM  
... along with everything else
2004-07-07 01:06:27 PM  
Star Jones cackling co-workers unavailable for comment.
2004-07-07 01:06:45 PM  

Must be deaf:

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2004-07-07 01:08:35 PM  
Spamzilla- I submit myself to your everlasting rule.

That was brilliant
2004-07-07 01:10:23 PM  
Chapter 1 - My childhood was spent growing up in a steel mill next to an airport
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2004-07-07 01:10:46 PM  
What? No pic?!

Oh, wait thats a good thing.
2004-07-07 01:10:51 PM  
Dammit Spamzilla You beat me to it. Curses! Foiled again!

Of course, by the "loud noises" logic, libraries should all be thin.
2004-07-07 01:10:55 PM  
"women who were more frustrated by it ate more fatty foods than those who were not as frustrated.

One surprising finding: Men's snack preferences stayed the same, regardless of their stress levels."

And what did we learn? biatches just won't let shiat go.

Two guys can yell at each other at the top of their lungs over who is the better quarterback/goalie/driver, then go back to high fiving. But two women who have a minor disagreement, never forget and will hold a grudge.

Not that it makes guys/girls better/worse.

/And they wonder why you call them biatches.
2004-07-07 01:11:30 PM  
I eat Cheetos when I'm stressed because I'm cool like that.
2004-07-07 01:11:52 PM  
wait, if loud noises make em fat, and they don't wanna be fat, why do they love to vacuum so much?
2004-07-07 01:12:17 PM  
"blasted them with office sounds"

that's hilarious, not sure why though.
2004-07-07 01:16:34 PM  
Spamzilla 0WN3D this thread already.

From listening to all the women up here at work, his theory is completely accurate.

Guys marry women hoping they never change, and women marry guys with the intention of changing them into someone else.
2004-07-07 01:20:48 PM  
Guys marry women hoping they never change, and women marry guys with the intention of changing them into someone else.

Yeah, and as The Onion so brilliantly put it, changing them into someone they're no longer attracted to.
2004-07-07 01:22:24 PM  
So that's why I get cross-eyed drunk on Friday nights....
2004-07-07 01:23:23 PM  
I guess all the fapping noises would make my future wife fat. It's a vicious cycle.
2004-07-07 01:23:27 PM  
Time to teach my cock to bark.
2004-07-07 01:23:33 PM  
that explains why all the chicks in the stands at a nascar race are HUGE.

Women: *gorge, gorge, gorge, gorge*
2004-07-07 01:28:29 PM  
Seriously though, this is another brick in the wall of my theory that stress is the #1 factor determining a persons health. High strung people die first. People obsessing about what they eat, worried about their health, paranoid that the environment is being poisoned around them, etc, etc, they're just shuttling themselves to an early grave. Those that really don't worry are much healthier. Apparently because they're not driven to eat as much stuff that's bad for you is one reason. Higher blood pressure, higher heart rate, etc, are others. Not to mention the adrenaline, hormones, other stuff your body releases when stressed.

/ahhh, good excuse to buy a hottub
2004-07-07 01:30:33 PM  
This is why I don't keep junk food in the house. I lost 22 pounds earlier this year, and I don't want to find them again.
2004-07-07 01:30:38 PM  
Time to teach my cock to bark.

And otakucode finishes with a strong silver to Spamzilla's gold.
2004-07-07 01:39:07 PM  
Nah, its just the sound the back of the hand makes when you send them to the kitchen for the turkey potpie.
2004-07-07 01:40:03 PM  
HAHAHAHHAHA, Wedding bells. You guys owe me a new keyboard. That's a great one.
2004-07-07 01:40:13 PM  
Dude, who "clacks" on a typewriter anymore these days, anyway?
2004-07-07 01:40:58 PM
2004-07-07 01:48:45 PM  
Wedding bells. Brilliant.
2004-07-07 01:51:07 PM  
well, i'm pretty sure this explains why women won't mow the lawn or use air compressors...

/i tried
2004-07-07 01:53:38 PM  
Women and food.
2004-07-07 01:54:52 PM  
And yet startling them with a starter's gun during fellatio rarely ends well. Huh.
2004-07-07 01:55:32 PM  
"I definitely have seen the same thing, and I want to be careful how I word that because I don't want to start a gender debate,"

How can you do a gender study and not start a gender debate?
2004-07-07 01:56:04 PM  
So thats why all the women ran back to the kitchen after the fireworks display at my forth of July party.
2004-07-07 01:56:19 PM  
Im going to a fashion show with a bass drum.
2004-07-07 01:56:26 PM  
She only doesn't want to start a debate because her side loses here.
2004-07-07 01:59:13 PM  
In other news, eating prompts men to make loud noises.
2004-07-07 02:00:33 PM  
is this why my girlfriend always runs to the freezer after we get done having sex?
2004-07-07 02:07:10 PM  
Would Richard Simmons be the exception to this rule?
2004-07-07 02:09:02 PM  
I just want to run an experiment where I throw people into an unsolveable maze.
2004-07-07 02:21:10 PM  
In other news, eating prompts men to make loud noises.

And the bronze is claimed... thanks to all the participants for, well, taking part.
2004-07-07 02:24:48 PM  
Beer makes men talk to women who look like they eat a lot.
2004-07-07 02:28:16 PM  
so i guess i should just start drinking heavily when i've had a tough day at work, instead of chillin' with Ben & Jerry? okay. i'm in.

/i'm kidding...i already drink heavily...
2004-07-07 02:28:31 PM  
The headline I really wanted to read here was "Loud Noises Make Women Eat Me"
2004-07-07 02:34:51 PM  
president toonces wins.
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