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(The Register)   Woman gives birth to horse in Japanese advertisement. Furries worldwide asplode in excitement   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 143
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2004-07-07 09:29:21 AM
I saw this yesterday. double you tee eff?
 
2004-07-07 09:30:31 AM
damn furries i saw that csi episode eww
 
2004-07-07 09:31:03 AM
First the woman with the frog, and now this ?

Eeep
 
2004-07-07 09:31:30 AM
Company site has pics, including what looks to be of the conception:

 
2004-07-07 09:32:15 AM
ow.
 
2004-07-07 09:33:17 AM
Once again the Japanese prove they are the spawn of Gripzak, from the planet Nebutron.
 
2004-07-07 09:36:49 AM
And people wonder why I want to learn Japanese.
 
2004-07-07 09:37:15 AM
Vader: "Luke, the force is strong with you"
Luke: "Oh yeah?"
Vader: "Yeah"
Luke: "Well, who told you that?"
Vader: "Some bloke. Yeah he said the force is really quite strong with you."
Luke: "Well, how strong is it?"
Vader: "As strong as a small pony"
Luke: "Wow, that's bloody strong, that is"

/Eddie Izzard
//Pretty sure this isn't relevent. But horses make me think of that bit, and anytime is a good time for Eddie.
 
2004-07-07 09:38:17 AM
Just weird.
 
2004-07-07 09:39:26 AM
she is pretty, too bad she farks horses.
 
2004-07-07 09:41:17 AM
I'd foal it!
 
2004-07-07 09:41:26 AM
This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I mean, what's the connection?? There is none!

What?


Oh. This is the Japanese we're talking about here, huh?


/move along
//expect no logical answers - save yourself the headache
 
2004-07-07 09:42:30 AM
That is stupid.
How is that supposed to make me want to buy OpenOffice again?

I said it before, and I will say it again: Japanese are so farking weird.
 
2004-07-07 09:43:17 AM
2004-07-07 09:39:26 AM chenry
she is pretty, too bad she farks horses.
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Makes her even better in my book...
 
2004-07-07 09:43:24 AM
Maybe she's related to this one:



/too-obvious
 
2004-07-07 09:44:02 AM
No no no...you're supposed to have a *COW*.

Jeesh. Silly Japanese...
 
2004-07-07 09:44:13 AM
2004-07-07 09:39:26 AM chenry
she is pretty, too bad she farks horses.
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Makes her even better in my book...

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, my friend
 
2004-07-07 09:44:53 AM
Just Keep Swimming, nice reference.

Cake or death?
 
2004-07-07 09:46:58 AM
I can't believe SomethingAwful taught me what furries meant..
 
2004-07-07 09:48:16 AM
Mackperry
How big is the cake, and how slow is the death?
 
2004-07-07 09:48:33 AM
Not only is that Farked up, it's also stoopid.
Where's the goo?
Where did the straw come from.

Still, it was a pretty quick labour and she didn't seem to have to push much.
She must have a hole the size of a ....... well, a small horse

I need a lie down
 
2004-07-07 09:48:33 AM
What I want to know is, how does she manage to give birth without removing her pants?
 
2004-07-07 09:48:45 AM
I am disrespectful to dirt. Can't you see that I am serious?

/proprietary software banished to the land of wind and ghosts
 
2004-07-07 09:49:51 AM
Gibblestick: One of the store employees put the straw down.
 
2004-07-07 09:50:03 AM
don't have a horse, man.
-- bart simpson

whaaa?
 
2004-07-07 09:50:18 AM
Wow, all that crazy fetish porn, and now bestiality in commercials? *looks at map* And they're right next door to several countries where the legal age of consent is 8. EIGHT.

/listens to the sound of hundreds of farkers looking for passport applications.
 
2004-07-07 09:50:51 AM
GuruSarx
I'm sure you watched that classic video clip (one of many nowadays) of the girl giving a horse a bj.
 
2004-07-07 09:51:52 AM
Those wacky Japanese!
 
2004-07-07 09:55:20 AM
wow, that's... creepy
 
2004-07-07 09:55:57 AM
I was hoping for some cool special effects. Instead it was just confusing.
 
2004-07-07 09:56:17 AM
schwhat, thank god i havent seen the horse bj, i have seen a pig fark a fat chick though, it was very funny
 
2004-07-07 09:56:17 AM
Aaah, Japanese TV ads. I had a good time watching those while I was homestaying over there. I remember the one with Bruce Willis in pyjamas and a nightcap. And I saw Brad Pitt doing one or two bizarre ads. For anyone interested, here's a link to a website that has videos of celebrities in crazy Japanese ads. I strongly urge you to watch the Sean Connery snack commercial: http://www.japander.com

Generally I'm an open-minded person, but I think furries are about as scummy as paedophiles.
 
2004-07-07 09:56:29 AM
Meh... if they'd had her get her kit off and shown her actually birthing the damned thing I might be interested. The special effects are distinctly non-special.
 
2004-07-07 09:58:32 AM
1. She's hot
2. Foal's are stupid
3. So is the ad.
 
2004-07-07 10:02:21 AM
Cormee,

Unfortunately, yes.
 
2004-07-07 10:02:39 AM
1. Give birth to a horse
2. ???
3. Profit!
 
2004-07-07 10:04:59 AM
1. That's crazy.

2. She's hot.

3. "Mama had a chicken, mama had a cow, dad was so proud he didn't ask how."
 
2004-07-07 10:05:25 AM
Not only is that Farked up, it's also stoopid.
Where's the goo?
Where did the straw come from.


Jeez, it's an advert.

My wife once commented on how the Dr. Pepper delivery guys were going to be in trouble after giving some soda to the President in his vehicle... it's an ad.
 
2004-07-07 10:06:34 AM
Link's broke, but between the "eww" factor and the "boring non-explicitness" factor, I don't know if I'm missing that much.
 
2004-07-07 10:08:28 AM
Open source software cost same as five rice bowl. Horse birth bring software development with much happiness. Kitty time.
 
2004-07-07 10:08:54 AM
JAPAN TAG
 
2004-07-07 10:11:22 AM
SO here's what I don't get. Did she sleep with a horse, or was it a miracle that she got pregnant? Cause, if it wasn't the latter, that company could get into a lot of trouble.
 
2004-07-07 10:12:27 AM
Lost in Translation?
 
2004-07-07 10:13:25 AM
ha? nanja are? nihon wa hontou ni hen da na. hazukashii gurai...

MS is expensive, but Open Office is a piece of crap. I lost my Office CD and had to use it for some work for a while. I discovered that they use by default a proprietary file format that Office normally cannot read and that the damn thing crashed more than Win95. Cells in the spreadsheet became unselectable when I tabbed somewhere, formats would magically appear and disappear, etc. Let me know when the damn thing is actually out of the beta stage.
 
2004-07-07 10:13:58 AM
I'd hit it, with a riding crop!
 
2004-07-07 10:15:33 AM
mackperry

Cake please.....
 
2004-07-07 10:16:50 AM
Furries don't JUST draw arthropomorphic porn, its just what they're famous for. Just like how the Japanese don't ONLY make crazy shiat that makes us shake our heads at them, that's just what we remember best about them.

There are plenty of arthro webcomics that have no sexual content on them. I would list several, but I don't know their URL's, they're in my home machine's favorite's list and I'm at work.
 
2004-07-07 10:21:08 AM
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I knew that porno was real !
 
2004-07-07 10:21:30 AM
MachuPichu
Damn, I miss that show. I also miss it's fantastically non-sensical spin-off, I Am Weasel.

/IR Baboon
 
2004-07-07 10:23:46 AM
As scummy as paedophiles?

Miss Luigi , I think you need a sense-of-perspective transplant.
 
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