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(Some Houston Guy)   Final Reminder: Houston Fark Party, this Saturday, 6 PM at the Gingermann in Rice Village. We'll all meet on the back patio and yes, there will be women. (Look for us, we're the attractive ones)   (jasonbrown.nu) divider line 158
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2004-07-07 10:50:05 AM
Farker Sticky will be reporting for duty....
 
2004-07-07 10:51:34 AM
tRickynTX what are you doing up at 6:30a?
 
2004-07-07 11:05:39 AM
g/f's family in town and rented a beach house in Corpus for the weekend. Sorry. I will make the next one. This is a monthly thing right???
 
2004-07-07 11:06:20 AM
hmm, farkers and beer. I am there.
 
2004-07-07 11:11:12 AM
octopi: Not sure about "monthly" but definitely often. I think the last one was in May. Maybe we can have the next one at a strip club.
 
2004-07-07 11:12:29 AM
a_e but which one? there are so many good ones...
 
2004-07-07 11:14:47 AM
I'll go if John goes.
 
2004-07-07 11:34:47 AM
ATTENTION:

Do not park across the street in the parking garage!!!!! My company owns that center & is now charging for parking!!!
They DO NOT WANT Gingerman patrons or other non-village Arcade patrons parking in their garage.

I think it's STUPID...........but I thought I should warn you!!!
 
2004-07-07 11:35:44 AM
I dont drink, I dont know if I am still welcome at the Fark Party, but I was thinking about bringing a bunch of little 18 year old hotties from Hooters
 
2004-07-07 11:39:51 AM
The hubby and I may show, not completely sure yet. I'll remember to throw a couple hookers in the trunk for Skail (with ventilation). :D
 
2004-07-07 11:42:38 AM
Just give em straws to take turns poking through the keyhole HT. They're hookers; they're used to living in inhumane conditions.
 
2004-07-07 11:43:21 AM
Oh that plus the fact that Skail doesn't mind if they have no pulse.
 
2004-07-07 11:44:28 AM
what exactly goes on in a fark party...

im 18 and interested in going, its not terribly far from where i live.

oh yeah, and im not a drinker, but i wouldnt mind if people around me drink so...
 
2004-07-07 11:53:33 AM
Well, if there's no parking out front see my above thread about parking over on Shakespeare. There's plenty of room over on those streets and it's only a 2 block walk over.
 
2004-07-07 11:53:57 AM
I am hoping these are cheap hookers as I am on a budget, gotta save money for beer.
 
2004-07-07 12:04:21 PM
my gf just moved to houston last weekend, and it was by purest chance i stumbled upon the gingerman's houston location (i'm more familiar with the austin spot). hopefully we'll make it. i'll be the guy with the girl that makes everyone think "god that guy must have a big cock or a lot of money." (for the record i'm unemployed ;) )
 
2004-07-07 12:06:21 PM
Don't worry DrSticky; if she follows my directions they won't be breathing so you'll get it for free.
 
2004-07-07 12:11:19 PM
Well my kid likes McDonald's, so I'll save the straws. Good 'nuff?? ;)

/evil
 
2004-07-07 12:11:37 PM
Say...what's the deal...I checked out the pictures and wonder where the A.A. Farkers are? Do you have any A.A. Farker Friends? That's African-American (A.A.) if I lost ya. All I know is that I will try to make it out. I'm a non-drinking, newbie farker (well, new to posting, but not new to reading the stories on the site)...so will this be real fun for those of us who are not downing liquor and who have a natural high ("natural" as in not in any way connected to illicit or illegal or legal drugs even if they are grown out of the soil)? What is the food like here?
 
2004-07-07 12:15:36 PM
DrSticky


Don't worry, I'm on a budget too. Maybe we can share one?
 
2004-07-07 12:18:46 PM
Ms_Rocky... not sure about the A.A. farkers. I don't control who shows up but, like I've said, anyone and everyone is welcome. As for the food.... isn't beer food? If not, then I've never tried the food there. I think people ordered some kind of snack platters last time though. As for whether or not you'll have fun, if you find watching drunk people make asses out of themselves fun, you should have a blast!
 
2004-07-07 12:19:40 PM
Isn't that the nature of hookers, airzonk??
 
2004-07-07 12:23:17 PM
Ms_Rocky I'm actually not much of a drinker myself, and if I can help it the hubby isn't either... haha..

no seriously, one drink and I'm toasted. (So maybe THAT's why he married me...) I'm glad to see there may be others there who may not be fallin' over drunk - more incentive for me to go, cause I won't feel so left out!

I read on the website that they do have some snacks n such there that looked alright. I think the link is posted at the top of the thread.
 
2004-07-07 12:24:17 PM
When's there going to be a fark party in Dallas? Houston is so dirty...

Houston sucks more than Detroit.
 
2004-07-07 12:25:47 PM
I think there was a Dallas party just a few weeks ago.
 
2004-07-07 12:26:53 PM
Ewwww! Girls from Rice will be there? Maybe I won't come...


Ms_Rocky: I didn't even think the phrase "non-drinking farker" existed!
 
2004-07-07 12:29:04 PM
Happy Turtle

LOL true true.... I was going to say we could split one but I think that's what PastorofMuppets was reffering to.
 
2004-07-07 12:30:07 PM
airzonk - Sounds good to me. I will flip a coin you get the end that comes up.

PoM - I am pretty desperate, so dead is fine with me. I do have some standards, but as long as Ben Affleck had nothing to do with them I am fine.
 
2004-07-07 12:31:15 PM
Well, then I guess I'll see you guys there. I'm pretty sure it'll be obvious which one I am. HAAAARRRDDDYY HAR-HAR!! Yes, I find drunk people making fools of themselves to be highly entertaining...well, it has been in the past and I'm sure this will not disappoint. Happy Turtle...I'll see you and your hubby there (as we huddle in the corner and have looks of disdain thrown at us by the waitresses who are tired of hearing us say, "No, just another glass of water, please.")

I stopped drinking almost 3 years ago on a personal dare to myself. I found out that it was super fattening, so I figured that didn't go well with my desire to not be fat...so I stopped. I guess I'll start drinking again after my fiance and I get married since I'm sure I'll need a drink every now and again after that. HAHAHAHA!!
 
2004-07-07 12:31:42 PM
FeBolas: Yup, there will be a few Rice girls there... definitely better looking ones though.
 
2004-07-07 12:32:07 PM
I'm African American, I was born in Africa, Libya to be precise, but I am a caucasian farkolian residing in America. So what's the point?

Geesh I really want to be there guys/gals, Have fun without tho.. Knows y'all will.

/never got the whole African American thing.
 
2004-07-07 12:34:05 PM
Wow, I never thought you would find trolls in a Fark Party thread.
 
2004-07-07 12:39:29 PM
ae: You've piqued my curiousity! I've heard the rumor about there being hot Ricettes before... but whenever Rice girls would be at a party I went to, or whenever I went to a Rice party, all hopes were dashed. If what you say is true, I'll be able to tell all my UH friends that they do, in fact, exist.
 
2004-07-07 12:41:35 PM
Octopi...I absolutely LOVE geographical African-Americans. I don't dig the labels, either...but I had to say something other than "where are the melanin enhanced folks who used to be called Black and Colored and Negro and etc."...so I used A.A. My favorite geographical A.A. (born in South Africa) was once a friend of mine who was the CFO for Foley's a decade or so ago (David Armstrong). He even put "A.A." on his census paperwork. He was so cool...but alas, that was why I brought it up. I was curious...not trying to encite a riot or anything. TEE-HEE!!!

FeBolas...does your name mean "IRON BALLS"?? Did I solve your name riddle or am I just looking too deep into your screen name? And I guess that I will start the definition of "non-drinking farker". I think I'll make a t-shirt that say "non-drinking farker" for the shindig on Sat.
 
2004-07-07 12:42:23 PM
FeBolas: Don't get me wrong- UH chicks are way hotter than Rice chicks. We don't hang out with the mutants though. The girls that are coming are actually normal looking.
 
2004-07-07 12:44:49 PM
So you Rice people, are you undergrads or grad students?

Oh and the waitress will probably be grateful to have someone coherent to speak with, Ms_Rocky ;)
 
2004-07-07 12:45:41 PM
Cripes, Ms_Rocky! My name riddle is conquered. I am now your slave.
 
2004-07-07 12:47:31 PM
/UH chick, btw
//hottie
///but married :p haha
 
2004-07-07 12:48:35 PM
The Rice folk are simply decorations that adorn the chairs of Valhalla on a daily basis.
 
2004-07-07 12:52:01 PM
ae: Do you play on the Rice baseball team?
 
2004-07-07 12:53:26 PM
hahaha a_e you're funny. Rice very well may be my phd destination. I know a few graduates of the place, but no students. Are they really that bad?
 
2004-07-07 12:53:56 PM
FeBolas: No, I play elsewhere (Houston MABL). You're not allowed to play collegiate sports after college. I play with a few guys that used to play for UH though. They're like 29 or 30 now so probably before your time there.
 
2004-07-07 12:55:26 PM
Happy Turtle: It's just that there aren't as many hotties here as at many colleges. More of a brainy school so you don't have a whole lot of aspiring actress/models or the such. It certainly doesn't look like UCLA or FSU!
 
2004-07-07 12:55:43 PM
HT I may very well be headed to Rice next year too; and actually I know some pretty cool Owls. Even some attractive females; their symphony's (lady) tuba player is super fine.
 
2004-07-07 12:56:12 PM
lol did a search on Valhalla - I can't believe they have a tavern on campus?! Oh lord, if the hubby finds out...
 
2004-07-07 12:57:31 PM
FeBolas...have to admit I had a little inside assistance. When my yougner brother played college football at Stanford, he was called Ironman, but he always displayed it as FeMan. Always the witty intellectual, he'd do things like that to see if people could figure it out. Since I habla a little (as in muy pequeno) Espanol...I got the bolas part immediately (especially since this Hispanic guy used to tell people he didn't like to "chupas me bolas" all the time).

Your first slave duty on Saturday will be to fetch me a giant glass of water. :)
 
2004-07-07 12:57:43 PM
Well yeah you've got a point. Most of us geeks aren't hot. Except for me, of course. :D
 
2004-07-07 01:02:17 PM
What ya goin for FeBolas? I'm still trying to decide if I'm going to wait a little bit before teh evil grad skewl. I've got a few more months to figure it out.
 
2004-07-07 01:02:19 PM
Happy Turtle: They only serve 2 beers on tap though- Shiner and Lone Star. It's 85 cents/beer though so it doesn't totally suck.
 
2004-07-07 01:04:02 PM
Bleh. Got any wine? I thought I read they had some wine. And for poor grad students that still have to get their drink on, I bet it's a popular place. But still... bleh.
 
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