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(Some Guy) Weeners Something for the women: Naked guys (not safe for work)   ( divider line
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8830 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2002 at 4:20 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-21 04:21:55 PM  
drat wish I wasn't at work
2002-01-21 04:23:15 PM  
Thank you!
2002-01-21 04:23:35 PM  
Rosalea: Thank GOD the office is closed today and I am the only one here! Yipee!
2002-01-21 04:25:28 PM  
Some interesting pics, but the grammar is horrible. YES I READ THE ARTICLES.

Sometimes ;>
2002-01-21 04:25:37 PM  
since when do women need to get the same treatment as a man? next thing you know they will want to vote or equal pay. Lets keep it to the boobies please!!

*runs away!*
2002-01-21 04:27:36 PM  
Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!

Better keep running Matzog
2002-01-21 04:31:07 PM  
I wonder if stud #7 used that reverse circumcision (sp?) thing.....
2002-01-21 04:31:12 PM  
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the [image from too old to be available] Zone.
2002-01-21 04:35:22 PM  
Mytwocents: He is sooo nasty looking.
2002-01-21 04:38:20 PM  
THIRD weeners tag in 2 days... Jesus Drew, whats with all the hog?
2002-01-21 04:39:59 PM  
gentlemen, i'm leaving.
2002-01-21 04:41:04 PM  
That one guy really needs to rid himself of those nasty tan lines!

And what IS with the grammar - "...... I've never thought that I would have sex with girl... it's so unusuall. I love to make such things! I hope my mom will understand me.."

um, yeah.
2002-01-21 04:42:44 PM  
Shouldn't this be listed as "Some Gal" ;>
2002-01-21 04:43:37 PM  
2002-01-21 04:46:12 PM  
Looks like someone has a problem with her </a>'s...
2002-01-21 04:46:38 PM  
I feel like I'm sooo missing out *sighs* only 4 hours til I'm home
2002-01-21 04:46:51 PM  
Yay! The gods of Fark have apparently deemed this weener day for girls. Thank you.
2002-01-21 04:51:13 PM  
2002-01-21 04:53:48 PM  

Equal Opportunity guys. Woo Hoo!
2002-01-21 04:55:44 PM  
Hey!Hey!Hey! weeners aren't just for chicks, ya know.
2002-01-21 04:58:11 PM  
yeesh, scary tan line on #3 there. Good to know that not every naked guy model shaves his chest though!

weeeeeeeeners, woohoo!
2002-01-21 05:03:05 PM  
Nope, not jealous at all.

I just thought all they looked kind's all.
2002-01-21 05:05:34 PM  
Undone: Bad tan but he is the cutest of all of them (face)
2002-01-21 05:05:56 PM  
all they = they all

Damn, i'm stupid AND have a small weener.

2002-01-21 05:11:22 PM  
What is so wonderful about penises? Keep it tucked away in some nice warm, wet place, guys, so we don't have to actually look at the thing.

Never having seen a healthy black man naked in person, all I can assume is that they wear falsies. Jesus Christ...
2002-01-21 05:11:27 PM  
What are we, pieces of meat to be ogled? I'm feeling oppressed!

2002-01-21 05:12:53 PM  
yay! equality! stuff for women, even if weeners are freakishy strange.
2002-01-21 05:13:37 PM  
Stupid HTML......
2002-01-21 05:14:25 PM love to be ogled...or I'd love to be ogled...
2002-01-21 05:15:33 PM  
Yes! Ahem, thanks.... really, I mean it.... Woooohaaa!!!!
2002-01-21 05:17:25 PM  
BTW, I didn't see any articles.... what articles?? I'm going to have to go back and check this out...
2002-01-21 05:27:07 PM  
I think all you chicks should get off the damn computer and fix me a turkey pot pie, damn it!!!!
***slaps all the ladies with a frozen mackeral***
2002-01-21 05:29:54 PM  
I Taste Like Chicken: Maybe if you looked like one of these guys we would.
2002-01-21 05:31:08 PM  
Note to the boys---Girls do NOT like it when the glare off your untanned crotch blinds us (#3) and girls do NOT think it's sexy when you play with your foreskin (#7,10). Where do they find these guys? And why are all the weener tags full of naked gay men? Give us some straight naked dudes!
2002-01-21 05:31:29 PM  
What's great about this is that several of those guys depicted seem to have average size units. Right on guys! Fight expectation inflation, proudly display your five and a half incher!
2002-01-21 05:32:28 PM  
I'm not gonna fold my crank in half for you...I don't even know make me a turkey pot pie!!!
2002-01-21 05:34:43 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I detest the tagline to this posting: "Something for the women". Fark should be more open-minded and realize that some men enjoy this kinda stuff too.

Men like the Rainbow Brothership spokesperson, Tom Cruise.

2002-01-21 05:34:56 PM  
nice. we need more weeners :)
2002-01-21 05:34:57 PM  
Quick1 Don't give us any lip, poolboy.
2002-01-21 05:35:50 PM  
I Taste Like Chicken You most likely couldn't afford to fold your crank in half. Half of nothing is nothing....
2002-01-21 05:38:27 PM  
lol...okay, so I got an inney....
2002-01-21 05:39:42 PM  
I Taste Like Chicken: That's better, you just sit and look pretty okay?
2002-01-21 05:40:59 PM  
So Ladies, typically speaking, do you prefer pictures of the big erect man meat, or the large yet flacid variety?

just interested to see how these girls think :)
2002-01-21 05:41:20 PM  
Well that was scary. People think women find this stuff attractive?! Yeah, those frightening tan lines really got me going. And what's with the foreskin pulling theme??

And am I the only one out there who doesn't like these kinds of bodies? I guess I just fall for geeks. And women's bodies are so much more beautiful.
2002-01-21 05:43:41 PM  
***sits and picks the lint out of his penis cave***
2002-01-21 05:43:57 PM  
Ayesha999: I agree with you. I much prefer a man with a little less muscle. As a rule, woman are more beautiful. No matter how handsome a man is, his penis makes him look like a freak.

DevilSpawn: Erect, duh!
2002-01-21 05:48:04 PM  
Agreed Ayesha Chest not too hairy, not so buff he looks like his, uh, size has been affected by steroids, but still in good shape.
Why, Orlando Bloom comes to mind...
2002-01-21 06:02:53 PM  
Did someone say straight dudes? (I'll spare you the naked version.)

[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-21 06:06:33 PM  
Give these men some pants! PLEASE!
2002-01-21 06:17:37 PM  
Here's a question to your question, as an answer: (does that make any sense? Ah, who cares, it's only Fark, anyway...)

Would you want a woman sitting there looking uninterestedly at the camera in a nude pic, or would you rather one looking all hot and bothered for you and you alone? (hey, being men, I doubt you'd really care) But if I'm looking at a nude guy, in person or in pics, I'd like him to show a little enthusiasm, if you know what I mean.
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