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(KaZaA)   Hilarious Dutch commercial, 8mb .mov format. Not safe for work if your speakers are turned way up   ( ) divider line
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19766 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2002 at 12:14 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-21 12:19:07 PM  
Old, but still good.
2002-01-21 12:21:21 PM  
But I still wanna fark you in the arse.
2002-01-21 12:21:23 PM  
lemme guess... techno song playing on car radio.. using words fark and arse???
2002-01-21 12:23:56 PM  
This site will be farked in 5... 4... 3...
2002-01-21 12:24:37 PM  
2002-01-21 12:24:44 PM  
Definitely one of my favs from back in 'da day. It still will never hold a candle to the commercials.
2002-01-21 12:26:42 PM  
Funny, but it's no Gonads and Strife.
2002-01-21 12:27:28 PM  
damn you Dapharmer! you ruined it for me

in other news, damn that muslim girl who was searched before getting on a plane is hot!
2002-01-21 12:28:16 PM  
I saw this about 4 years ago. its still hilarious! Love dem europeans!!!
2002-01-21 12:28:22 PM  
An oldie but a goodie
2002-01-21 12:30:22 PM  
The adds were funnier, but not too effective, judging by the fact that their website no longer exists.
2002-01-21 12:32:13 PM  
sorry but this one never held a candle to the japanese little red riding hood and racoon with big balls commercial... now that was classic.
2002-01-21 12:35:43 PM  
The_marq Actually, the ADs were extremely effective, since you still remember "".

"Cute litle fellas, aren't they? Again. *BOOM* *thud*"

I like the old 3DX ads with the proud scientist.

"This is power most awesome."
2002-01-21 12:36:26 PM  
OH, and RIP
2002-01-21 12:36:49 PM  
outpost is still around, they also were just bought by Fry's Electronics (much to the dismay of anyone familiar with both companies)
2002-01-21 12:39:59 PM  
Link farked? I got nothing.
2002-01-21 12:42:27 PM  
I guess I must be slow because I have never seen that before, but that is pretty fun-nay
2002-01-21 12:43:29 PM  
I can't believe I spent all that time downloading this from that crappy-slow connection, and it was just something I saw like three years ago on ad-critic.
2002-01-21 12:43:47 PM  
it still works for me.. of course, i'm only one hop away from that box.
2002-01-21 12:52:36 PM  
Steev - If you saw it already, and you didn't already know what the tagline was talking about, you deserve it.

I hope people realise this isn't a "real" commercial. It was like a college project or something.
2002-01-21 12:53:59 PM  
Hmmm, if it was on adcritic maybe it was real.. sigh.. I had read some seemingly well thought out thingie that had said otherwise though.
2002-01-21 12:54:41 PM  
Still funny. I also like the Korean commercial with the girl slurping spaghetti. We need more ads like those.
2002-01-21 12:56:55 PM  
I think I heard that song at a wedding last summer...
2002-01-21 12:59:45 PM  
2002-01-21 01:00:10 PM  
Sehr lustig.
2002-01-21 01:02:43 PM  
2002-01-21 01:04:08 PM  
am i crazy or is fark all farkin bolded for some reason
2002-01-21 01:05:18 PM  
man im farking crazy i guess its always been this way
2002-01-21 01:08:50 PM  
I need to get a copy of that song... it'll go on the party playlist right after Quietsche Entchen...
2002-01-21 01:16:15 PM  
Hmm, let's see. You only get the joke if you understand english... and the ad is for people who don't understand english. So the only people who patronize that company are the people who will never understand that ad --- which means that ad will never sell anything, because anyone who understands it doesn't need it.

Companies are stupid.
2002-01-21 01:19:43 PM  
Mmmmdave - It's no worse than "Illiterate? Call 1-800-xxx-xxxx". Compaines sometimes do things to provide humour for their non-target audience. Probably because advertising people are people too.
2002-01-21 01:26:14 PM  
My fave ads were the ones for Fox Sport Net that had the two white geeks talking up their "b-ball game" and then they super-imposed them over actual games.

"I got the flava that you savour! Check my Kobe Bryant cold-no-look confusion maker!"

"Hey Utah, here's a little something called STYLE!"

"You need some Coppertone? 'Cause you got to be feelin' the burn!"
2002-01-21 01:32:45 PM  
I think I heard that song at a wedding last summer...

It is a real song after all. It was one of those post early rave techno bands who did it.. I can't remember, but I'd heard that song at clubs in the mid 90s before I saw that ad years ago.......
2002-01-21 01:35:22 PM  
i havent looked at the clip yet, but i think i know which one it is

song curtesy of group 'outhere brothers'

also have tracks that sound like sugary r&b talking about pissing on the person you love ("i wanna P")

2002-01-21 01:36:59 PM  
RaggedEdge: The song is FYITA by Outhere Brothers. Enjoy. :)
2002-01-21 02:05:30 PM  
If you like that song, you might want to check out Candy Cane by Paul Johnson.
2002-01-21 02:13:38 PM  
I KNEW there was a reason I wanted to work for Y & R (Young & Rubicam) their taste is right up my alley!
2002-01-21 02:14:54 PM  
Re: Mmmmdave: "You have to know english to understand"

Most other countries teach english
The first words Most people try to learn in a new language? Cuss words.

Plus, babelfish translates the f word as the f word from english to german, although it won't let me translate the whole phrase. Strange.

f word is pretty universal worldwide tho.
2002-01-21 02:22:36 PM  
They play that song in the elevators at Enron.
2002-01-21 02:23:11 PM  
Just wanted to point out that today sucks ass.
2002-01-21 02:23:13 PM  
then if you know the F word, why do you need to take english classes?
2002-01-21 02:25:56 PM  
their taste is right up my alley!

oooooo, Mytwocents don't get me started...
2002-01-21 02:28:41 PM  
Since we're talking about song lyrics just reminded of the song "You Suck" by the Yeastie Girls.... if you want the full lyrics, then go to this page
But here is the chorus.....Most of the rest of the lyrics are NSFW, so I thought I'd let you decide if ya wanted to see em...... Just trying to do my part....I just think it's funny..
Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around
2002-01-21 02:31:12 PM  
Hey Christian I wasn't talking about that alley silly...... But thank you for pointing that out... I was actually referring to Y & R's sense of humor..... but I am waiting for that phone call....from you, that is....
2002-01-21 02:45:59 PM  
it certainly ISN'T farked... i actually got 70k/sec for the whole download!
2002-01-21 02:46:37 PM  
Holy Crap. i want to learn english now.
2002-01-21 02:48:49 PM  

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Ha ha...

2002-01-21 02:52:08 PM  
I saw a full sized billboard in Buenos Aires advertising a band called "Boys Have Penis".
2002-01-21 02:56:07 PM  
I wouldn't say hilarious, but that was amusing. Why was it 8mb? They should have cut down on the size of it or something, because most dial-up users will never see that otherwise.
2002-01-21 03:05:18 PM  
Uber old, but still good. Meanwhile, I've submitted several NEW and EXCITING/CUTTING-EDGE articles, yet they haven't been posted, only stuff that's been repeated several motherfarking times. The people in charge of posting submissions are farking retarded idiots. farking god damn motherfarking shiat ass farking fark bullshiat. Pure bullshiat.

-he who stacks pork
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