I hope you enjoy the retirement home, Grandpa.

I've heard this one before; a wolf eats him, right?

At least he didn't ask if your refrigerator was running. That's just annoying.

Old people like him should be shot on sight.

I picture him absolutely laughing his ass off each and every time....

1. Fool cops with phoney emergency call
2. ???
3. Profit


Step 2 must be "go back to step 1"

be careful. the cops may make honest man of you.

He should have used Bart's pranks...

http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html

Between this and driving through farmer's markets, I'm all for a "one strike law" for anyone over 65.

webgrunt
10 Fool cops with phoney emergency call
20 Goto 10
30 Profit!


I am so ashamed of myself...

lonebaker01

Poor guy. By your way, he'll never profit.

This happens more than you might think. I worked in emergency medical services and there was a woman who was well known in the county I worked in for faking medical emergencies. Turns out she wasn't known just in our county, she was known all over the state, surprise, FLORIDA. Last I heard she was in jail, hopefully she'll stay there. Just another reason to get out of florida, glad I did...

Mini Ditka
-----
Now that's funny....

Define: Bored.

Dammit... if its from Mainichi Daily News and its NOT about sexed up schoolgirls, I, for one, ain't interested.

What? What. I'm an old man, I'm confused, can you take me home?

/Uncle Leo

This is completely stupid. But lonebaker01 started it. ;)

public class ThisGuy extends SenileJapaneseDude
{
public void spendTime()
{
while(true)
{
police(Emergency fakeOne);
{
profit();
}
}

umm, how about we not lock up this 64 year old non-violent criminal... Let's put him in therapy or an institution to treat whatever is causing him to act out this way.

Bleeding heart liberal? or common sense?

Milez

"No."

millera9
Between this and driving through farmer's markets, I'm all for a "one strike law" for anyone over 65.

RIGHT ON! Old people are through inconveniencing me!

so if they knew where he lived the first 1500 times he did this, why didn't they pick him up before he did it 200 more times?

//Am I the only one who still comments my programs?

while(true)
{
police(Emergency fakeOne); //Infinate loop
}

Shooter_McGavin

that's because it's from the actual news part of mainichi and not their WaiWai column, which looking at it had a story about orgies yesterday.

#!/bin/bash
while [ 1 ]; do
/usr/local/scripts/virtual_phone --to 911 --type emergency --state fake
done


//sorry, everyone else was doing it... not my fault

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

10 for prank=1 to 1727
20 make prank call to cops
30 next prank
40 profit!!

Now he can profit.

JAPAN TAG

This one seems kind of familiar. Some other old guy did this before.

1727 times? You'd think they would have arrested him or blocked his calls after the, oh, 100th time maybe?

HEAR HEAR, nutmilk.

And commenting would just ruin the fun, Fabric_Man

I bet if they shot at his house the second time he would have stopped calling :o

Wow this guy was elderly all right. 64 whole years old. Holy crap. I happen to be 110 years young. You god damned whipper-snapperz.

On what planet is 64 considered "elderly"??