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(Procrastination)   Quiz: which webmaster are you?   (procrastination.org) divider line 72
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6621 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2002 at 10:33 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-01-21 10:36:45 AM  
 
2002-01-21 10:36:49 AM  
What the F**K?
 
2002-01-21 10:36:52 AM  
I am Drew. Wierdly appropriate, I guess.
 
2002-01-21 10:38:12 AM  
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2002-01-21 10:40:06 AM  
not only do I know who all of the webmasters are, I was able to easily predict which combinations would select the appropriate person

TIME TO GET RID OF THE COMPUTER
 
2002-01-21 10:43:56 AM  
 
2002-01-21 10:44:49 AM  
Sadly, Big Dave, I too knew which combos would yield which results. After seeing the TMNT pizza thing, I knew what the deal was. From there on out I just tried to get the answers I wanted.

I'm so pitiful.
 
2002-01-21 10:44:52 AM  
 
2002-01-21 10:45:11 AM  
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2002-01-21 10:45:19 AM  
I'm Drew too. Evidence of a Fark hivemind?
 
2002-01-21 10:46:50 AM  
mommy help me, Jay Stile is scary..
 
2002-01-21 10:47:32 AM  
test
 
2002-01-21 10:47:35 AM  
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You hold sway over countless legions of cam whores. You have access to more bandwidth than GOD. YOU ARE THE ALL POWERFUL LORD OF E/N!!! Also, you're a balding, antisocial jew that lives in his mother's basement. BUT, that's better off than MOST webmasters, so... ALL HAIL STILE!!!
 
2002-01-21 10:47:36 AM  
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Take the [webmaster quiz] today!
 
2002-01-21 10:48:21 AM  
damn you to hell Bob justice ;)
 
2002-01-21 10:48:36 AM  
 
2002-01-21 10:50:35 AM  
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2002-01-21 10:50:48 AM  
 
2002-01-21 10:51:56 AM  
Hmmm... apparently I'm a lesbian.
 
2002-01-21 10:55:49 AM  
Am I the only ERNIE?
 
2002-01-21 10:59:55 AM  
 
2002-01-21 11:00:14 AM  
If you can't select BEER AND PORN AT THE SAME TIME, the the terrorists have ALREADY WON!!!!
 
2002-01-21 11:02:08 AM  
No Frank me too....[image from procrastination.org too old to be available]
 
2002-01-21 11:04:57 AM  
I'm an Ernie as well
 
2002-01-21 11:07:02 AM  
My favorite food is Paxil! Nothin' like it when I get those heebie-jeebies!
 
2002-01-21 11:07:30 AM  
you are all sad
 
2002-01-21 11:07:48 AM  
boring
 
2002-01-21 11:12:04 AM  
AHHHAHHAHAHAHHA!
That was wicked cool. Weee what a neato idea with a quiz result being something like a cool thing like that. Way to go!
 
2002-01-21 11:15:59 AM  
I always figured this:
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My life is Fight Club without the fighting.
 
2002-01-21 11:16:06 AM  
Another hitchhiker was killed in Texas in the same area where James Byrd was drug to death. The circumstances point to this being racially motivated. But, I can't seem to find it on any news pages though. How could the press resist this?
 
2002-01-21 11:21:12 AM  
Us Texans keep most things to ourselves, ya know in house and all.... hehe
 
2002-01-21 11:21:24 AM  
This test is STUPID.
 
2002-01-21 11:23:51 AM  
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2002-01-21 11:23:59 AM  
 
2002-01-21 11:24:40 AM  
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lame.
 
2002-01-21 11:24:51 AM  
By day you are mild mannered webmaster. Generous with links, courteous to fans, and basically an all around terrific guy. However, by night you become a booze drinking dope smoking STRIPPER LOVING HOOLIGAN!!! WHOOO!!! YOU BRING THE WEED, I'LL BRING THE SINGLES!!!
 
2002-01-21 11:25:11 AM  
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By day you are mild mannered webmaster. Generous with links, courteous to fans, and basically an all around terrific guy. However, by night you become a booze drinking dope smoking STRIPPER LOVING HOOLIGAN!!! WHOOO!!! YOU BRING THE WEED, I'LL BRING THE SINGLES!!!
 
2002-01-21 11:29:42 AM  
beer OR porn? Damn it all to hell, one without the other is Purgatory. Happiness is beer AND porn.
 
2002-01-21 11:39:07 AM  
Dang, I can't play ...there's now all of the above on the suffer question.
 
2002-01-21 11:40:49 AM  
Most retarded Fark link ever.
 
2002-01-21 11:42:35 AM  
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You are the all powerful lesbo warrior princess of the internet! You get WAY more tail than 99.99% of all the other webmasters in the universe. Not that that's SAYING much. Also, 99.99% of your posts make absolutely [ZERO] sense! Oh well... did I mention that you were a LESBIAN? I mean, how friggin cool is THAT!?!

I'm not a lesbian, damn it!
 
2002-01-21 11:48:00 AM  

It turns out that Drew isn't Drew afterall... That would be me...

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Take the [webmaster quiz] today!
 
2002-01-21 11:51:40 AM  
 
2002-01-21 11:56:46 AM  
 
2002-01-21 12:02:59 PM  
Shiloh. You need more questions. :p
 
2002-01-21 12:24:22 PM  
 
2002-01-21 12:24:35 PM  
i don't know who I am. Absolutely nothing fit. Guess I'm too female
 
2002-01-21 12:33:07 PM  
But where the hell is Lowtax?!
 
2002-01-21 12:35:35 PM  
 
2002-01-21 12:45:35 PM  
Rosalea: You don't know, huh? Well, from now on, you're my biatch. Now... Where's my money, biatch?!
 
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