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(Telegraph)   Lava in Africa hits gas station, 100 looters dead   (news.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 86
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2002-01-21 09:00:37 AM
Does no one care for the African looters????
 
2002-01-21 09:01:24 AM
I hate it when that happens
 
2002-01-21 09:04:49 AM
Congo volcano catastrophe - nobody important affected
Growing relief as all westerners and gorillas accounted for

British aid workers in Rwanda have confirmed that the eruption of Mount Nyiragongo in neighbouring Congo, despite having killed 45 locals and wiped out the town of Goma, has so far claimed no westerners or mountain gorillas.

Early reports that one Australian back-packer caught in the disaster had suffered a nasty Achilles tendon injury escaping from the floods of lava spewing from the volcano were later proved false. "He only twisted his ankle," said a concerned doctor. "He'll be fine after a couple of beers."


While hundreds of thousands of panic-stricken Congolese continue to flood over the border into Rwanda, the US administration confirmed that it had withdrawn an earlier offer of military support. "Initial reports indicated al-Qaeda involvement in the eruption," one spokesman told The Rockall Times. "But when we found out that it was just a natural phenomenon and that democracy was not threatened, we kinda lost interest."
Meanwhile, British support teams are expected in the Rwandan capital Kigali tonight. They will offer counselling to any westerner caught within 500 miles of the disaster who might be suffering emotional damage as a result of their close encounter with death
 
2002-01-21 09:07:30 AM
Harmonia - very funny & right on target...

Tackiest headline ever. /comic book guy
 
2002-01-21 09:11:29 AM
OK, I'll say it:Poetic justice!
 
2002-01-21 09:20:40 AM
I wonder if George Martin built a recording studio near there?
 
2002-01-21 09:21:50 AM
Heheh, funny Harmonia, in a sad sorta way....
 
2002-01-21 09:36:41 AM
Gasoline + gasoline fumes + burning lava = farkin' big KABOOM!

I mean, that's Basic Thermochemistry right there, folks. Even the Mountain Gorillas seem to understand that.

But hey, it's free gas!
 
2002-01-21 09:38:13 AM
Somebody needs to send this to Darwin Awards.
 
2002-01-21 09:48:35 AM
Yep,
...gotta he careful, that lava moves pretty fast.
 
2002-01-21 09:49:11 AM
I love these mathematical Darwinian equations...
lava + gas station + looters = DEAD LOOTERS

I've heard there is a video of this blast. Please post if you find it.
 
2002-01-21 09:53:25 AM
It's not as good as the WTC footage.
 
2002-01-21 09:54:49 AM
Damn... no flying crispy critters, but if you like firey mushroom clouds - this is for you:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/690102.asp
 
2002-01-21 09:56:59 AM
Those crazy Africans are always blowing themselves up stealing gasoline. Anyone remember that huge pipeline explosion caused by black africans stealing gas. LOL toooooo funny!
 
2002-01-21 10:00:12 AM
On second thought, after reading the article, I am going to go over there and claim that I am THEIR Fire God. All bow down to Archibald the GOD OF FIRE!

I will soon be ruling the Congo.
 
2002-01-21 10:13:24 AM
It's not as good as the WTC footage.

Ah, sarcasm. I recognized it right away.

*sigh*...another thread hikacked by Harmonia and Goatman's pathetic attempts at trolling.


Nothing new here, move along...........
 
2002-01-21 10:15:54 AM
Trolling hotdog?

perhaps I should have said

"ha ha silly african farkers, im american and i think its funny ha ha"

Would that be better?
 
2002-01-21 10:21:03 AM
Hotdog: I was merely reflecting on the post of JustFarkinAround. Why would the video footage of this be any more interesting or funny than that of the WTC? In fact, the WTC would be better, because more people died. So if you're after snuff videos, 9-11 is pretty hard to beat, wouldn't you think?
 
2002-01-21 10:28:32 AM
"But when we found out that it was just a natural phenomenon and that democracy was not threatened, we kinda lost interest." .... "Would that be better?

Where is it written that the US has to intervene with money and support in EVERY farking disaster, world war, conflict, flood, typhoon and european screwup (read:Balkans)? Your sanctimonious stance and diatribe towards the US makes me want to puke.
 
2002-01-21 10:34:38 AM
Silly hypocrites. They make fun at a horrible situation like this (where people are being burned to a crisp), and coming up with comments like "Silly black Africans always burning themselves and stealing gasoline". Then, when another idiot makes fun of the WTC disaster (where people were burned to to a crisp) they come up with comments like "YOU FARKING SICK TERRORIST HUGGING FREAK!! DIEEE YOU SICK ASSHOLE!!!"
 
2002-01-21 10:35:32 AM
Its satire you brain dead moron, I didnt even write it I just posted it.

Are you sick every time someone makes a joke about America?

I notice that people joking about 100 dead Africans doesnt turn your oh so delicate tummy.

You sir are a Merkin and a bald one at that.
 
2002-01-21 10:39:16 AM
Hotdog: How about your funding of the IRA? How about your dragging us into your battle with OBL, who you funded and trained? How about your president being unable to string a coherent sentence together and our PM having to consequently go and do his PR work for him? Do things like that make you want to puke, too? Perhaps they just make you choke.
 
2002-01-21 10:40:06 AM
Hey Clown, you make it onto Slayerswine's profile too (just after me)

Congratulations!

http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/users.pl?login=SLAYERSWINE

Goatman, you really must try harder!
 
2002-01-21 10:41:59 AM
http://www.wtcavenger.com/

Is hotdog's site.

Though I note that his means to avebge the atrocity of 9-11 is to throw up when he reads a post from us ;)
 
2002-01-21 10:49:10 AM
HAHAHA thanks Harmonia. Poor old Slayerswine is just mad I humiliated him and his deer old parents in front of thousands of people. I feel so priveliged that i should be included in a list written by a such an intelligent, thought provoking and downright sexy hunk of meat named Slayerswine.

Aaaah, and he managed to create a whole list of people he admires. I'm sure those people must be as thrilled as me to get on a list constructed by such a valued member of society!
 
2002-01-21 10:50:25 AM
Goatman264: Big difference between the African assholes in Congo and the people of WTC.

The Congolese dumbasses were thieves stealing gasoline and put themselves into that situation.
 
2002-01-21 10:51:24 AM
We have a Prime Minister?
 
2002-01-21 10:52:23 AM
Harmonia: Aspirations are for losers...
 
2002-01-21 10:53:24 AM
Archibald, they are starving, their city has just been destroyes. a man who steals to feed and heat himself and his family is not a thief.

What Goatman was rightly pointing out that there are people like you who weep crocadile tears when Americans die, but laugh when they are foreigners (especally black/arabn foreigners)

That makes you at best a hypocrite.
 
2002-01-21 10:54:42 AM
Archibald CS: Isn't the fact that they were "innocents" what makes it so much more interesting/funny, then?

Come on - we're all hard men with a dark sense of humour. Surely you agree that 100 flaming thieves isn't nearly as funny as 3,000 burning "innocents".

Or is it just because they come from your country?
 
2002-01-21 11:04:25 AM
Cheerio, toodle pip and all that rot. What?
 
2002-01-21 11:09:24 AM
No, your wrong Harmonia. People like me did not "weep crocadile" tears. We were angered then we went after the fukers responsible.

We didn't steal, we didn't loot, we supported each other and moved on.

BTW, a man who steals is a thief, you dumbass liberal.

And what exactly makes me a "hypocrite"?
 
2002-01-21 11:11:06 AM
I love to see people ignore common sense and get themself destroyed in the process. We just need a few million more to follow suit, and this stupid rock just might start smelling better.
 
2002-01-21 11:13:06 AM
Ok archibald, your town is hit by lava, your home is destroyed your family starving and freezing, you ahve no money no possesions and no way to stop your children freezing to death.

You telling me you wouldnt take gasoline from an unnatended gas station?

Go on tell me you wouldnt and expose yourself for the jackass you are.

"we went after the fukers responsible."

Caught any of them yet?

"
 
2002-01-21 11:15:25 AM
Its satire you brain dead moron, I didnt even write it I just posted it.

How very convienent for you.

Though I note that his means to avebge the atrocity of 9-11 is to throw up when he reads a post from us ;)

Gee, maybe it has something to do with your constant trolling, ya think?
 
2002-01-21 11:15:41 AM
Archibald: So a man who kills is a murderer. For whatever reason. But's fine to kill others who have killed, right?
 
2002-01-21 11:18:05 AM
Hotdog, I know you heard the word Troll from some bigger boy and it no doubt makes you feel all tough but its a pretty meaningless comment as I have been part of this site for quite a while now.

"Your sanctimonious stance and diatribe towards the US makes me want to puke."

Go on puke away, might teach you some sense.
 
2002-01-21 11:18:46 AM
We caught bunches of them Harmonia, they're sitting in cages down in Cuba. The rest are running like rats and we'll get them soon. How many are in your cellar?

If there was Lava flowing into the gas station my answer is NO, I would not try and siphon gas out of the tank. If I were a dumbass Congolese I would probably steal it from a dumbass liberal such as yourself. It would be quite simple.
 
2002-01-21 11:18:55 AM
http://www.wtcavenger.com/


Is hotdog's site.



BTW, thanks for the plug. You will no doubt notice a great many signatures on the petition come from Europe.
Proof that not everyone over there is asleep at the wheel.
 
2002-01-21 11:20:23 AM
LoL Goatman, you trolls amuse the hell out of me.
 
2002-01-21 11:22:55 AM
Hotdog, I know you heard the word Troll from some bigger boy and it no doubt makes you feel all tough but its a pretty meaningless comment as I have been part of this site for quite a while now.



Fark User # 14177 - I'm supposed to be impressed by this?
 
2002-01-21 11:23:43 AM
Archibald: Do you agree, or not? Or don't you want to be drawn?
 
2002-01-21 11:25:06 AM
Archibald, you are an Merkin with no empathy at all. Thanks for proving it to the world.

BTW the Liberal insult might be effective in whatever godforsaken trailer park you infest but as I am a socialist its not really very hurtful to me.

"We caught bunches of them Harmonia, they're sitting in cages down in Cuba. The rest are running like rats and we'll get them soon. How many are in your cellar?"

Have a read at this: http://www.newyorker.com/FACT/?020128fa_FACT

About how your govt let all the senior guys get away. As for my cellar, well its not true but hey its just as good as the FBI/CIA have managed.
 
2002-01-21 11:25:56 AM
Impressed hotdog? well I dont know, what impresses a guy like you?

do tell
 
2002-01-21 11:32:30 AM
Harmonia:

In my eyes, Liberals and Socialists go into the same boat.

Not sure what a Merkin is, so your insult did not travel far with me.

I don't live in a trailer park, I live in a very large home in a nice area of town, my wife and I worked very hard for it. I don't frown upon people who do live in trailer parks as you do. Funny, I socialist who frowns upon trailer parks, way to expose what an ass you are.
 
2002-01-21 11:34:17 AM
but as I am a socialist its not really very hurtful to me.

Ah, this explains much.

well I dont know, what impresses a guy like you?

Well, I suppose your ability to hang onto failed political dogma like socialism so dearly is impressive, .....sad, but impressive nonetheless.
 
2002-01-21 11:36:36 AM
Nothing against trailer parks or the people who live in them, What is a Merkin? well look it up the exercise will do you good.

"In my eyes, Liberals and Socialists go into the same boat"

Well noy in mine, scratch a liberal and find a conservative is what I say.

Did you read the link? or do you not wish to see my point.
 
2002-01-21 11:38:19 AM
Hotdog

What makes you think Socailism has failed? half of Europe has a party in govt that claims to be socialist (including Tony Blair in the UK)

Still I forget in the USA y'all think that socialism=Russia.
 
2002-01-21 11:40:20 AM
Harmonia/Troll:

You say, "Nothing against trailer parks or the people who live in them."

.....and you say...."BTW the Liberal insult might be effective in whatever godforsaken trailer park you infest but as I am a socialist its not really very hurtful to me."

You seem to be a very confused little socialist.
 
2002-01-21 11:46:56 AM
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http://www.vibrations.net/

?????
 
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