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2002-01-21 12:43:28 AM  
These photoshops beat the living snot out of Fark ones.

/me ducks
 
2002-01-21 12:43:36 AM  
That was better than even the best cock and ball torture!!
 
2002-01-21 12:45:13 AM  
Too bad Lowtax is such a tard. Great photoshops though.
 
2002-01-21 12:50:48 AM  
"Wake Up! Grandma's Dead!"
 
2002-01-21 12:53:04 AM  
Best. Article. Ever. =D
 
2002-01-21 12:53:50 AM  
Nicey nice!
 
2002-01-21 12:54:13 AM  
Yeesh. S---L---O---W . . .
 
2002-01-21 12:54:19 AM  
damn. we farked somethingawful.com. something needs to be done with their server - that site is way too good to lose.
 
2002-01-21 12:57:08 AM  
Damn we aint getting no photoshops but here comes this article that just makes me want to see a "curious bat boy"
By the way "Stop humping that tree you fat fark" was great
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2002-01-21 12:57:59 AM  
oh, i like these. maybe a bit too much...
 
2002-01-21 12:58:23 AM  
SquirrelM4ster says: BOK CHEE
 
2002-01-21 12:58:26 AM  
Hyper funny!
 
bri
2002-01-21 12:58:38 AM  
damn this link is slo-ho-how
 
2002-01-21 12:59:04 AM  
Did anybody else see the FARK vs. Something Awful photoshop contest on the front page.. they just updated
 
2002-01-21 01:00:45 AM  
yep, and drew submitted FARK as a ALOTD. too bad its that lamer Zach updating. lowtax is t3h funneyer.
 
2002-01-21 01:01:09 AM  
Oh god, some of those were just priceless. The Thailand one nearly gave me fits.
 
2002-01-21 01:04:30 AM  
true, those photoshops are hillarious! The Richard Scary one is my new wallpaper!
 
2002-01-21 01:07:18 AM  
Personally, I'm fond of "Don't Rape The Baby"
 
2002-01-21 01:10:09 AM  
In the battle of Fark vs. SA, after this link, me thinks SA will win, hands down.
 
2002-01-21 01:12:25 AM  
The forums are really toast these days too. SQL errors out the hiney.
 
2002-01-21 01:19:02 AM  
Can you smell the vitriol? Somehow I think that SA has the upper hand here, but I also hate that site in general. Best of luck to Fark in the upcoming challenge; I really haven't seen SA's photoshops much.
 
2002-01-21 01:38:21 AM  
For some reason, "McDuff Takes a Bullet" really did it for me. =^)
 
2002-01-21 01:41:56 AM  
Geddy: what is there to hate about SA?
 
2002-01-21 01:43:15 AM  
SA never farking loads for me anymore, and it really pisses me off. not only do i miss this article, i miss any pshop contests. they should host any pshops on fark, because sa is slower than a snail on barbituates.

PLEASE, for the love of god, lowtax, get a new server or something.
 
2002-01-21 01:46:13 AM  
The authors name...that's scary...almost exactly like mine... Maybe we're related....
 
azy
2002-01-21 01:50:07 AM  
the internet hasn't made me laugh in the real world for a long time. since engrish.com i think.

i love it when it happens though
 
bri
2002-01-21 01:50:55 AM  
1.grandpa gets a casket.
2. ok! thats it, were putting you up for adoption.
I saw those somewhere else and thought i should mention them
 
2002-01-21 01:55:14 AM  
Sgamer, I guess I'm not the only one. I haven't been able to get to that site in ages. I can't even ping their farking IP and tracert times out after 29 hops.
 
2002-01-21 01:55:49 AM  
in fact, someone mirror this article somewhere else for those of us who can never seem to reach SA. is it just me?
 
2002-01-21 01:56:53 AM  
SA declares war on fark:
 
2002-01-21 02:00:25 AM  
oh, and dont image link from SA either. bad mojo.
 
2002-01-21 02:01:03 AM  
HTS666 and Sgamer: by any chance ar eyou using Earthlink? I was using earthlink and all of a sudden, I couldn't get on, for weeks. I just switched to msn, I have no problems now. Someone once told me that Lowtax has to ban IP ranges because certain asshats behave badly in the forums or try to launch little HaX0r attacks. I dunno, hope that helps.
 
2002-01-21 02:01:26 AM  
Bah, it's a fark/SA competition, I'm sure it's fine. Check their main page.
 
2002-01-21 02:03:20 AM  
um, no i'm on a local isp, going through uunet, but the hostmask/subnet are just my local isp. i think the page sort of loads sometimes, and actually, sometimes like at 4am, i can read for like 5 minutes, but other than that its slow as molasses.
 
2002-01-21 02:03:49 AM  
expect bye.jpg there in 5....4...3..
 
2002-01-21 02:06:37 AM  
sgamer: anyhoo, don't think it's just you, it's happening to a few people I know. And not just people on dialup like me, either.
 
2002-01-21 02:11:34 AM  
oh yeah, its slow on some broadband connects too...i'm just wondering if its the majority of you have problems connecting or not. fark should run a poll on how good sa's server is.
 
2002-01-21 02:12:58 AM  
If your IP begins 63.xx.xx.xx or 66.xx.xx.xx you won't be able to reach SA. Something's screwy with their new provider and they haven't bothered fixing it. I end up having to use a proxy from home, which makes it just that much slower, yay!
 
2002-01-21 02:13:29 AM  
i just went to the forums. They're hosed again.
 
2002-01-21 02:14:21 AM  
There's my answer. Thanks sonny.
 
2002-01-21 02:16:38 AM  
go sonny! i'm going to try using a proxy now :P
 
2002-01-21 02:20:48 AM  
ahaha farking hilarious.

"Don't rape the baby!"
 
2002-01-21 02:25:44 AM  
Holy shiat...that was funny as all hell.

"You're farking screwed!"
 
2002-01-21 02:27:41 AM  
What, no The Grinch's Ten Inches?
 
2002-01-21 02:29:55 AM  
hmm im on a dialup and somethingawful is superfast always

anyway my favs

1.Stay away from Simon! - He has AIDS!
2.One fish,Two fish,Red fish,Mob hit
3.Bright eyes Tight snatch
 
2002-01-21 02:52:24 AM  
It was a bit slow for me too at first, but after a few refreshes the kinks sorted themselves out. And im on a cable connection so its obviously SA's prob and not any of ours.
 
2002-01-21 02:55:40 AM  
I'm on a T1+ at college and it loaded in under 2 secs.
 
2002-01-21 03:00:59 AM  
Well whoop tee doo Qinopio. Why dont you just go back to masturbating over your T1 line. Anyhow, those mofos over at SomethingAwful have challenged Fark to a photoshop contest. I have Photoshop but cant draw worth shiat, the creative side of my brain died from all the porn. Anyhow I am calling on all you Farkers to show em whats what. KICK ASS!
 
2002-01-21 03:10:22 AM  
hey.. I'm a cheep bastard.. anybody want to hook me up with a password and username for their fourm usage???
 
2002-01-21 03:13:32 AM  
I dunno, about 3 months ago I would say SA would totally wipe the floor with Fark in a PS comp., but lately alot of farkers have been doing some really impressive stuff. (I will prolly enter as a Goon since I have been one longer)
 
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