"two dancers attacked a third after a performance on July 18, 2002, cutting her in the right breast and rupturing her implant. The attackers got angry because they believe the dancer had a snooty attitude"

And they got no jail time? Nice form of justice there, judge.

Note to self:

Violence is now acceptable so long as the recipient is exhibiting snootiness.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I'm surprised that not one of them is named Amber.

It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an implant.

That's what me Mom used to say *sniff*.

Hey. Just for the record. Every Amber I've ever known was a stripper. But not every stripper I've known was named Amber. It's like a square and a rectangle or something.

Snootiness justifies assault?

Excuse me. *Grabs a knife.* Places to go, things to do.

If you ask me, nothing's sexier than saline leaking out of a dancer's breast on stage.

Oooooh....yeah baby....

A tradegdy any way ya slice it.


/Now watch this breat reduction

Hmm . . . I'mmmm wondering why they got such light sentences. Hmmm . . . hmmmmmmmmmm . . . hummmm . . . That's a hummer of a conundrum!

/or, perhaps other services/perks/free passes for friends, you get the .jpg

Jeffy Jeff Hey, it's still a game then: Find the Implant!

Classy!

brap,
funniest comment of the day.
bravo

KiesteredBeetle Hey, it's still a game then: Find the Implant!

I like strippers. I like strippers with implants. I like games.

But I do not want to play that game!

Because we all know Australia is exactly where terrorists are dying to strike.

von fapowitz half of those are really guys right?? Right????

Pfffssshhhhhhhhhhhh.....

those crazy vancouver strippers!

how about some pics, i want some deflated boobie action.

ahh...snooty booty...gotta love dem stippers!

I've been with thousands of men
Again and again
They all sing the same old tune
They start with Byron and Shelly
Then jump on your belly
And bust your balloons
--"I'm Tired" from Blazing Saddles

hmmmm..looks like it could be a new take on...

"an eye for an eye" eh?

I'd sue for lost wages, a casino bartender in the high rollers pit made the mistake of saying how much she makes ...on camera...

"Oh, 350 or 400 thousand easy, that's why I'm happy my station isn't up for bid"

boob replacement 3750 (canadian mind you), lost wages...well letssee... vancover strip joint...I'd say 1500 a week...5 weeks at least.

/double d's go down

screw it..a one boobed stripper would make a fortune
or was that I three boobed hooker..I can't recall

I AM SHAKING WITH ANGER!

Am I the only one who was aroused by that story?

A lap dance is always better, when the stripper is crying...

/Bloodhound Gang

Nanookanano

" . . . Can't you see she's popped!"

LEXUS: Hey mercedes, that biatch porsche thinks her sh*t don't stink!
MERCEDES: I know...i'm sick of her uppity ass. snooty biatch!
LEXUS: I'm fitna cut the ho!
MERCEDES: You go girl!

rupturlarity ensues.

pwn3d!!!

You know it's a hot night at the club when strippers start stabbing each other.

I would think that would tend to ruin the moment.

"Check it out, those two are going to dance with the other oneOHMYGOD!"

THE HUMANITY!!!!!!

I think this is just an advertisement for the titanium implants a few articles down.

2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Purchase this AP story for reprint.

/OOPS!

oh jesus god.

Well kids, I figured I'd GIS "ruptured implant" for some linkable amusement.

Instead, I now have to go kill myself.

Try it at your own (EXTREME) risk.

oh jesus chechcal
i just tried that also.
MY EYES!

she sympathizes

/scary movie

I need to vomit now.

WyattEarp
thats wierd. i had the same thought but slighlty shorter in the clock thread...

Is it at least safe for work???

von fapowitz

LOL funny but tonight I'm sure to have nightmares.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Yes, but what if you're an asshole?

RallionNovia

Snootiness justifies assault?

Excuse me. *Grabs a knife.* Places to go, things to do.

Hahahahaha!

Video of this would be worth a fortune. Could this become the next big chick flick theme? No more home invasions, just mud wrestling and this?

I think it is a conspiracy by the kitten loving PETA group to stop the killing of kittens by removing temptation. That or 2 coked out biatches that couldn't stand her getting all the dollar bills.

/I could be wrong

Cc~


/graphical depiction