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(Jackson Clarion-Ledger)   Woman, searching for keys in dumpster, gets taken out with trash, gets bonus ride in garbage truck   (clarionledger.com) divider line 45
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2004-07-02 01:18:59 PM  
Wasn't there a CSI eposide where some girl gets killed while fishing for her keys in a dumpster?
 
2004-07-02 03:13:04 PM  
Once again, real life mimics television!
 
2004-07-02 03:13:07 PM  
Lawsuit in 5,4,3...
 
kp
2004-07-02 03:13:16 PM  
that would stink
 
2004-07-02 03:14:16 PM  
Yeah, sue the trash company because she's a moron
 
2004-07-02 03:14:47 PM  
gives new meaning to the label white trash
 
2004-07-02 03:14:56 PM  
What a liar, I bet she was really going for that half eaten bagel she saw in the dumpster.
 
2004-07-02 03:15:56 PM  
I bet her husband threw her away.
 
2004-07-02 03:16:08 PM  
What no dumpster diving comments yet ?


AND WHAT BAGEL DAMNIT THAT WAS MIEN
 
2004-07-02 03:18:12 PM  
Oscar unavailable for comment.
 
2004-07-02 03:18:39 PM  
"In the future, Myhan said anyone who thinks they might have misplaced something in the trash should contact Waste Management officials, who will then search the Dumpster."

And if it's really cool, like a diamond ring or a bag of coke, they'll even keep it fro - I mean for you.
 
2004-07-02 03:21:18 PM  
I had to dive into a trash truck to rescue a box of really cool shades once...

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2004-07-02 03:21:44 PM  
Well, did she find her keys?
 
2004-07-02 03:23:05 PM  
"We take this real seriously," Myhan said. "We do not want people getting in our containers."

Well, duh. It's bad for the trucks.
 
2004-07-02 03:25:19 PM  
She said not finding her keys left her feeling a little down in the dumps.
But if they hadn't rescued her, she would have felt crushed.
 
2004-07-02 03:29:25 PM  
"throwin out perfectly good white people..."

/to that effect
 
2004-07-02 03:29:40 PM  
The unidentified woman was searching for her keys in a Dumpster...

An unidentified witness heard screaming coming from the truck...


The woman was unidentified, the witness was unidentified... come on, news people, just ask them their farking names!
 
2004-07-02 03:35:10 PM  
Alexis

She'd probably refuse.

 
2004-07-02 03:35:55 PM  
This is funny every time I read that this happens to someone.
 
2004-07-02 03:37:08 PM  
why does all this stupid shiat always happen to occur in the city i live in? its embarrassing.
 
2004-07-02 03:39:26 PM  
I told my mom to stop playing in the trash...
 
2004-07-02 03:41:54 PM  
Cue women driver jokes!
 
2004-07-02 03:42:52 PM  
Oops wrong thread :)
 
2004-07-02 03:46:22 PM  
Driver

Good one (or two)!
 
2004-07-02 03:46:40 PM  
Which Chucky film did this happen in???
 
2004-07-02 03:48:49 PM  
Squeezer I've noticed there are almost always Forensic Science Laboratory jobs open in Jackson, MS, too. Hmmm...
 
2004-07-02 03:56:51 PM  
What a liar, I bet she was really going for that half eaten bagel she saw in the dumpster.

That wouldn't be a bagel in Jacktown. We eat biscuits, baby.
 
2004-07-02 04:03:18 PM  
White trash?

/obvious
 
2004-07-02 04:07:18 PM  
Ahhh, score one article from my local paper. I'm suprised the one about the gay, the judge, and the supreme court hasn't appeared yet.
 
2004-07-02 04:09:45 PM  
splishsplashfark

what movie was that from? the kid jumps over a bridge into a garbage truck, and some black guys on the street are like "man, someones throwing away a perfectly good white person!"
 
2004-07-02 04:11:25 PM  
"Phew, what a wonderful smell you've discovered." ...
"I think something is moving in here"..
/name that movie
 
2004-07-02 04:26:58 PM  
I take those roads in that part of Jackson all the time. And I'm always dodging garbage trucks on the morning commute. Wonder if she was waving at me.....
 
2004-07-02 04:29:24 PM  
She was robbed of the best epitaph ever.
/hit me with some
 
2004-07-02 04:29:41 PM  
pugsleythegreat

splishsplashfark

what movie was that from? the kid jumps over a bridge into a garbage truck, and some black guys on the street are like "man, someones throwing away a perfectly good white person!"


Yeah, I think that was the same movie where Ali McGraw was hiding in the dumpster, too.

/trying to confuse things more.
 
2004-07-02 04:29:59 PM  
Star Wars, panda.

The "perfectly good white person" thing is escaping me though.
 
2004-07-02 04:32:35 PM  
Better off Dead
 
2004-07-02 04:36:02 PM  
First thing....

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P.U. she must have been stinky when she got out and those keys must have been VERY important that she had to get them personally...

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Either make like the wind and chase after the dumpster or
Make new Keys & change locks if necessary
 
2004-07-02 04:36:40 PM  
CheekyMunky: IIRC, Men at Work.
 
2004-07-02 04:47:54 PM  
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2004-07-02 04:51:22 PM  
Well, did she find her keys?

--------

I would say, thats not important at this point in time.
 
2004-07-02 05:12:42 PM  
i didn't realize there were so many jackson people on fark.


ridgeland here.
 
2004-07-02 05:35:57 PM  
It was Mrs. Peacock, in the swimming pool, with an SUV.

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2004-07-02 05:38:25 PM  
Argh, I wasted my comedic genious in the wrong thread. :(
 
2004-07-02 05:51:20 PM  
But did she find her keys?
 
2004-07-02 08:43:56 PM  
You might be po'white trash if....
1.You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
2.The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
3.You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
4.Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
5.Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
6.You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
7.You clean your fingernails with a stick.
8.You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
9.Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
10.You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
11.You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
12.There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
13.You ever got too drunk to fish.
14.You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
15.Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
16.The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
17.Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
18.You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
19.You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
20.You've ever financed a tattoo.
21.The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
22.You've ever bought a used hat.
23.You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.
24.You're considered an expert on worm beds.
25.You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
26.Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.
27."Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.
28.You learned to drive in a monster truck.
29.You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.
30.Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
31.You believe books are bad luck.
32.You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.
33.You believe all-star wrestling.
34.You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.
35.You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.
36.You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk.
37.Rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you "bring your own."
38. If you search for you keys in the trash dumpster on trash day.
 
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