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10035 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jul 2004 at 3:33 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-07-02 04:03:38 PM  
Ya, das es Titan-BH alright!
2004-07-02 04:04:41 PM  
We need a "JAPAN" tag, along with a "EUROPE" tag to make a triumvirate with the "FLORIDA" tag.
2004-07-02 04:06:19 PM  
That article got scarier the more I read. What happens if you get pregnant again and your boobies go up two cup sizes? Implosion?
2004-07-02 04:17:58 PM  
Yeah, they'd look better, but how do they feel?
2004-07-02 04:18:02 PM  
matriks: Titanium mesh is used to heal abdominal muscle tissue when hernia sugery is peformed. It's very thin and very soft. There is almost no way you would feel a difference.

Bull, if you have ever had a hernia operation, or know anyone who has had one, you would know that's not true. First off, you can feel it under your skin when you move, and that will never go away. Second, the spot feels different! Sure it's flexible, but it doesn't have quite as much flex as skin and fat, so you can feel this mesh under there, and it feels weird.

Honestly, boobies with titanium mesh in them would probably be like hard rubber, and no longer the boobies we love.
2004-07-02 04:20:10 PM  
And this is somehow better than a generic breast implant? I'm sorry, but when I'm feeling up a chick I don't want to have it "clink" on me, it should squish or at the very worst just be firm (from the silicone.)

This is a mistake to even think about.
2004-07-02 04:20:16 PM  
I think it would be totally weird to be an 80-90 year old lady, being all wrinkly & such, but having the boobies of a 20 year old.
2004-07-02 04:21:14 PM  
And what exactly happens if she say, falls off her bike chest-first, and ends up with both nipples pointing at her face? Head to a body shop , and ask Clyde if he can use that air hammer to straighten her breasts out?
2004-07-02 04:22:33 PM  
Sigh...forgot tag things disappear. There was supposed to be a (rimshot) after the "body shop"...
2004-07-02 04:27:26 PM  
How in the world could you have a remotely non-painful mammogram? I had to have one of those last year & it was like thumb screws except on your boobies.
2004-07-02 04:30:17 PM  
An American survey of almost 5 000 women showed the odds of getting breast cancer increased dramatically the longer women wore bras.

What a stupid study! Of course the incidence rises the longer you wear bras because if you are wearing a bra for say 50 years, you are going to be in your 60s & the incidence of breast cancer increases as you get older. Got nothin' to do with the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders.
2004-07-02 04:30:52 PM  
Dammit, ladies! Please, for the love of God, stop mutilating your boobies! All natural is better than whatever industrial quality crap you want to shove in there, anyday.
2004-07-02 04:44:24 PM  
Heres a link to a UK website with some CGI pics of what it would look like.​07525&in _page_id=25&in_a_source=
2004-07-02 04:47:59 PM  
heh..though i suppose having one of these things will make it so that you wont get your tits in a flutter anymore
2004-07-02 05:02:26 PM  
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...

Ok, I'd rather have someone walk behind me all day holding the girls up than implant METAL in a sensitive area.

/Underwire my arse.
2004-07-02 05:13:52 PM  
I went to the German website that had the photos.... And I put the site throught a "German to English" translator. Here are some of the funnier things that they had to say:

" What is the difference to other breast operations? Do scars remain back?
- Like after each operation scars remain back; because these lie however in the wart yard, they do not fall all too very up.

" Obtaining you better successes with patients with little breasts or with patients with large breasts?
- With patients with little, sagging breasts I obtain better successes. In very little breasts, it can be however required to insert a little Silikonprothese. In large breasts, it can be that one must remove breast tissue and must put under the breast a vertical cut.

For all women under60!
" For whom is this operation not suited?
- Younger patients prefer we. Therewith women are meant under 60. The breast tissue and the skin should be in good condition because only long-termed satisfactory results are obtained. A titanium-BH cannot improve unfortunately the skin characteristics which exist. Here felling in combination can solely in many a with a skin-lifting, which is carried out all around the wart yard, a better result reached become.
2004-07-02 05:29:40 PM  
Your translator sucks.

Click here for English via babelfish (in new window)

Granted, the Babelfish one isn't too much better...
2004-07-02 05:31:35 PM  
As NSFW as the original German article above
2004-07-02 05:33:56 PM  
That's the longest article about titanium infused breasts that I've ever read.
2004-07-02 05:37:59 PM  
Hey, El_Bastard... Thanks. I do like the "Babelfish" translation a LOT better.

I think they do a much better job!
2004-07-02 05:43:14 PM  
" it's really important that I have regular mammograms and ultrasound examinations at least twice a year...."

I wonder if the titanium affects the mammograms or ultrasound.
2004-07-02 05:47:47 PM  
So um...if constriction from a bra causes all these problems, wouldn't constriction from titanium do the same? On a higher scale even?
2004-07-02 05:54:26 PM  
/Underwire my arse.

That's their next project.
2004-07-02 05:54:29 PM  
Also, am I hallucinating, or is an unmentioned side-effect of this operation that you end up with almost perfectly hexagonal nipples?

I can see the explanation..

Q: After the operation will my wart yards look as the same?

A: Existential wart yards will be of changed to some degree of apple barges, but pleasing notion of six sides most wart yard resulting happiness.
2004-07-02 06:01:09 PM  

I think the constriction from bras is caused largely by the entire appendage - not just the underwire or cup. The lymph nodes discussed are the ones under your armpits - right where the bottom strap (or whatever hell the technical term is) goes around the ribs.


Yeah - babelfish is generally pretty good. I've used it for years.
2004-07-02 06:21:07 PM  
I think titanium does not light up airport metal detectors.
Am I wrong?

I guess so, because I have a titanium watch that set off the metal detectors. Before that happened I used to think it wouldn't set it off either. So now these chicks might have to explain they have metallic boobies.
2004-07-02 06:40:50 PM  
I have a question for anyone who had or knows someone who had breast implants where they went in through the nipple. Does the nipple have any feeling left after that? What about the rest of the breast?
2004-07-02 06:45:51 PM  
"At first, the breast is tender to touch," says Saylan, "but after a short while you will not even know it is there".

Umm...and that's a good thing?
2004-07-02 07:24:32 PM  
In other news, Jessica Alba, Lindsey Lohan and the Olsen twins get drunk and have lesbian orgy. sadly, no videotape or pics exist.

2004-07-02 07:56:04 PM  
GIS for Robo Breast yields one result:

[image from too old to be available]

2004-07-02 08:24:17 PM  
<link to that cleverly cynical (or cynically clever? or maybe cynical and clever?) cartoon with the old saggy woman with incongruously perky tits with caption "Implants are forever">
2004-07-02 09:53:05 PM  
I hate nipple scars....those are the worst. Not that this applies to this specific implant but if you go with normal implants please, just go under arm or belly button.
2004-07-02 10:21:20 PM  
What about metal detectors?
2004-07-03 01:08:52 AM  
Titanium is flexible, but extremely strong.

[image from too old to be available]
2004-07-03 05:00:49 AM  
Miri: "Ok, I'd rather have someone walk behind me all day holding the girls up than implant METAL in a sensitive area."

I've had worse jobs. I'll send you my resume.
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