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(Yahoo)   Versace heir takes partial control of fashion house. Perhaps she can now afford food (see picture)   ( divider line
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40553 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jul 2004 at 2:46 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-07-01 11:57:14 AM  
Good god eat a freakin sammich.
2004-07-01 12:02:31 PM  
damn, thats a walking skellington!

looks like Mary-Kate's gonna have a bunkmate.
2004-07-01 12:04:35 PM  
jumpin' twigs! i hope she has some of those lead-soled shoes, because one good gust of wind....
2004-07-01 12:08:24 PM  
I'd hit it... with a Big Mac, supersized.
2004-07-01 12:18:42 PM  
Glad to see anorexia's back in style.

/dusts off Carpenters record
2004-07-01 12:19:11 PM  
That is just grotesque.
2004-07-01 12:20:31 PM  
She looks like she's been rode hard, and put up wet.
2004-07-01 12:51:28 PM  
Did you see Karen Carpenter's last album?

Her picture's on the side.
2004-07-01 12:56:36 PM  
i bet people around her are telling her that she looks beautiful too.
and 18? she looks 39 and worn the hell out
2004-07-01 01:02:04 PM  
Body by Auschwitz
2004-07-01 01:18:51 PM  
She isnt going to be looking any better after all the transferred liability either....

(Inheriting majority-share companies can suck if your not careful.)
2004-07-01 01:27:41 PM  
How can someone find that even remotely attective? Eat a sammich? More like hit the all you can eat buffet at the Sveden House.
2004-07-01 01:56:33 PM  
You can't even hit that. It would break apart.
2004-07-01 02:18:51 PM  
has anyone seen the Ali G HBO episode where he plays the gay Austrian and he interviews the fashion designers? These people are perhaps the most self absorbed, self important out of touch coked up asses of all time. If we killed them all there would be no loss to society. Other than clothing I suppose.
2004-07-01 02:21:51 PM  
I'll paraphrase some quotes:

Ali G (as Bruno): Do you think that fashion is just as important as medicione?
Designer: Yes of course, its the reason why we wake up every day.

Female Designer: I meet people who are not from NY all the time, and they have no sense of fashion.
Ali G: Yaa they should just put them on a train and send them to a camp or something.
Female Designer: Yeah I just totally wish they would go away.

Model: We are doing a fashion show based on you know white trash.
Ali G: Will these white trashes people be here or be wearing those clothes?
Model: No we don't want them to be here and I don't think they could afford it.
Ali G: ah ha ha they are too poor! ha ha we take their clothes and then sell it!
2004-07-01 02:46:34 PM  
Gross gross gross. That's about the nastiest thing I've ever seen. She looks worse than a 50 year old. I definitely wouldn't hit or touch it with a 40 foot pole.
2004-07-01 02:51:16 PM  
18? She looks like she's 45. Pathetic wench.
2004-07-01 02:51:32 PM  
she makes the Olsen twins look fat.
2004-07-01 02:51:46 PM  
You know what's sad, nobody will have the guts to tell her she has a problem.
2004-07-01 02:52:11 PM  
who names their kid after allergy medication?
2004-07-01 02:52:17 PM  
The grossest part of her is her too-prominent neck cords. Ugh.
2004-07-01 02:52:18 PM  
chubby chasing haters..

2004-07-01 02:52:57 PM  

You stole the words right out of my mouth. I seriously thought she was in her forties until I read the caption...and even then I thought they might have put up a picture of someone else.

/what is this world coming to
2004-07-01 02:52:59 PM  
OMG...I bet she thinks she looks totally good too.
2004-07-01 02:52:59 PM  
I'm waiting for the obligatory, "you Farkers are all pathetic bastards who would hit it in the blink of an eye," but y'know? no. ick. ick ick ick.

if she looks like that at 18, what can she possibly look like at 49?
2004-07-01 02:53:15 PM  
Too much nose candy,
not enough food.

Get yaself a big mag biatch
2004-07-01 02:53:26 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-07-01 02:53:41 PM  
I'd still hit it like Andrew Cunanan.

/ready for me...hell?
2004-07-01 02:53:43 PM  
You know, I wish I was that thin. Then I could eat for months nonstop and be no fatter than I am today.

But living that way borders on criminal insanity.
2004-07-01 02:53:46 PM  
Looks like she just walked out of Club Med-Andersonville
2004-07-01 02:53:52 PM  
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that story...

I have been scarred for the rest of my life.
2004-07-01 02:54:02 PM  
like f***ing a bag of antlers.
2004-07-01 02:54:10 PM  
What is it with this society that breeds extremes? I mean, Americans are either 400 pounds, or they have an eating disorder. Either you eat steak three meals a day, or you're a vegetarian... interesting phenomenon.

This girl is just tragic-looking. What a shame.
2004-07-01 02:54:13 PM  
someone should email her this thread.

we have the guts to tell her she looks GROSS!
2004-07-01 02:54:23 PM  
Anyone still have the link to that pro-anorexia site, that offered tips on how to get away with the 'lifestyle' and whatnot? I think it was real but cant remember...
2004-07-01 02:54:30 PM  
It's gross how it looks like she has to try to keep her lips shut over her nasty horse teeth, too. There's just not enough meat on her face to keep her mouth closed.
2004-07-01 02:54:37 PM  
Man, that extra 10 pounds on my 5'3" frame is looking better than ever. Yuck to skin and bones. At least I can do something athletic without looking like I'm going to break into splinters.
2004-07-01 02:54:38 PM  
I shiat bigger than her.
2004-07-01 02:55:21 PM  
I wonder if she hangs out with this model and drinks air for lunch:

[image from too old to be available]
2004-07-01 02:55:33 PM  
I meant that nobody in her family or her business associates will tell her she has a problem.
2004-07-01 02:55:37 PM  

[image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available]

What weighs more?
2004-07-01 02:55:52 PM  
I think I'll name my kid after a trendy prescription drug.

Get in the house Paxil- no dinner until you clean your room!

2004-07-01 02:56:00 PM  
Someone buy that poor little rich girl a double cheese burger with bacon and fries!
2004-07-01 02:56:10 PM  
Funniest headline today.
Except, of course, for the 47 that I submitted today that did not get the green light. They were all hilarious.
2004-07-01 02:56:13 PM  
Wow, that's scary... she's probably too rich for meth, so coke?
2004-07-01 02:56:16 PM  
2004-07-01 02:55:21 PM Gwinny

That's utterly unsexy.
2004-07-01 02:57:48 PM  
I can't believe she's just 18 -- looks like busted in crack whore (in a versace dress of course)
2004-07-01 02:57:54 PM  
Even more unsettling is that compared to Donatela, she's hot.
2004-07-01 02:58:09 PM  
She'd have to be rich for me to hit it, and I like skinny girls. I feel bad for her. I bet you can see her spine, from the front.
2004-07-01 02:58:15 PM  
well hey, when your body fat is that low, at least you don't mentruate.
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