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(Scotsman)   Teacher with no map or compass leads group of teen girls wearing skirts and sneakers up mountain. Mountain rescue team not amused   ( divider line
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2004-07-01 09:58:30 AM  
What, was he distracted by the skirts or something? What is it with the skirts already? Skirts, skirts, skirts!
2004-07-01 10:19:42 AM  
In Scotland EVERYONE wears skirts

2004-07-01 11:17:06 AM  
2004-07-01 11:20:10 AM  
2004-07-01 11:33:31 AM  
Many suffered from "extreme tiredness?" Oh, dear God, the humanity.

By the way, what's a "trainer?"
2004-07-01 11:43:56 AM  
trainer = sneaker

Constantly amazed by this. Lost count of the times I've passed a group of neds in trackie bottoms and burberry caps sitting halfway up a munro drinking cheap cider. Sometimes I wish the weather would close in and Darwinate the lot of them.
2004-07-01 11:44:03 AM  
Trainer? Bin liner? I tried Babelfish but it isn't helping me on this. And the article uses both feet and kilometers. You should be consistent, and they even managed to spell kilometer wrong.
2004-07-01 11:54:30 AM  
bin liner = trash bag
bin laden = bad person
2004-07-01 11:57:07 AM  
Where they chanting, "Beverly Hills, what a thrill, Beverly Hills, what a thrill, Beverly Hills..."???
2004-07-01 12:33:40 PM  


I love Fark.
2004-07-01 12:35:52 PM  

Rescuer is just making a mountain out of a molehill.

The class that went up a mountain, and came down to be in a Fark thread.

2004-07-01 12:36:44 PM  
2004-07-01 12:36:55 PM  
Chicks are sooo bad as leading moutain hikes
2004-07-01 12:37:00 PM  
And women are always so quick to accuse men of failing to ask for directions...
2004-07-01 12:37:00 PM  
I tried reading the whole article, but I couldn't stop wondering why their words are so weird.

I guess I'm easily distrac...hey, a penny!
2004-07-01 12:37:08 PM  
So hiking in a skirt isn't a good idea? My wife thinks it's kind of funny when I do that.
2004-07-01 12:37:17 PM  
Not amused, but aroused?
2004-07-01 12:37:21 PM  
training bra?
2004-07-01 12:37:49 PM  
The woman teacher had no map, no compass and had to borrow a pupils mobile phone to dial 999 when mist descended near the summit of Meall a Bhuachaille, north of Loch Morlich, in the Cairngorms National Park.

Man, on top of all that, she called the wrong number. Everyone knows it's 9-1-1.
2004-07-01 12:38:28 PM  
Oh the terrible things that could be said. Can't...stop...fingers...from....typing....

If you had that many 16-17 year old girls in school uniforms out in a remote place, you'd be tired too.
2004-07-01 12:38:43 PM  
Mr Allen said he was unable to talk them off the 2500ft hill

the teacher who went up a mountain but came down a hill?
2004-07-01 12:38:45 PM  
That sounds so freaking hot.
2004-07-01 12:38:59 PM  
Rescue Team Leader: Gentlemen, the slopes are much too dangerous and the chance of us causing an avalanche is too great. Therefore I suggest that we attempt to lure the young ladies down by collectively focusing our lechery.

(Rescue team quickly agrees, and begins focusing with squinted eyes and binoculars, at the nubile young hikers)

Assorted Rescue Team Members: Come to me sweet cheeks. Oh yeah. Come to daddy. From the looks of it must be verrrrry cold up there. Oh yeah that's the stuff, cuddle her for warmth baby. I'd save it.

(Suddenly Ruth Buzzi appears out of nowhere, riding on the back of a yeti, and brains the Rescue team in its entirety with a comically oversized handbag)
2004-07-01 12:39:09 PM  
Pictures. We need pictures!

(TheOmni: Kilometer and kilometre are both correct.)
2004-07-01 12:39:12 PM  
I love Fark.

trainer = sneaker
bin liner = trash bag

I love Brit-Illiterate Americans on Fark

/Yer look'n fer a burst mooth ye bloody bugga!
2004-07-01 12:39:27 PM  
TheOmni - that is how Kilometre is speeled in almost all nations that use them.
2004-07-01 12:39:27 PM  
... another great pron idea on Fark
2004-07-01 12:39:40 PM  
Sounds like a Japanese pr0n expedition. Gonna GIS 39 schoolgirl trainer skirt.
2004-07-01 12:40:07 PM  
Well, did they destroy the One Ring?

2004-07-01 12:40:33 PM  

Bart! What's the number for 911?
2004-07-01 12:40:35 PM  
Remember, the 16-17 year old girls are from those islands. You know, the islands that have dental problems and vitamin D deficiencies. Keep that in mind, ya dirty bastids!
2004-07-01 12:40:48 PM  
2004-07-01 11:17:06 AM powerse5

Only 19 comments in and Im already beat. God bless the internet
2004-07-01 12:41:07 PM  
Teacher: "Well, there's no way down. We'll have to huddle together for warmth. Ginny and Beth, you first."
2004-07-01 12:41:16 PM  
My. New. Hero.
2004-07-01 12:41:52 PM  
i got lost in the guatamalen jungle once for a couple of hours, scared the crap out of me.
no compass, no boots, no water, no nothing.
2004-07-01 12:42:00 PM  
and then I misspell spelling. Perfect.
2004-07-01 12:42:04 PM  
Call 999!! Call 999!!
2004-07-01 12:42:10 PM  
Okay then. GIS confirms pr0n.
2004-07-01 12:42:16 PM  
The rescuer was unable to talk them down off the hill?

Three words: KEEP. GOING. DOWN.
2004-07-01 12:42:19 PM  
"They had no idea what they were doing or what they were expected to be doing. When we reached them the pupils were less than polite. They thought it was all a big joke."

Leave them up there for another 12 hours. That might fix their attitude problem.
2004-07-01 12:42:20 PM  
Good Lord. 37 teen-aged British school girls or humiliated asian maids? Decisions, decisions....
2004-07-01 12:42:24 PM  
Mr. Bungle At Work

Yeah, you just sit back down on your fanny before I get pissed.

/wonder if anyone will get it.
2004-07-01 12:42:54 PM  
Bad for the girls, but ok for the men?

[image from too old to be available]
2004-07-01 12:43:04 PM  
Oh, goody - it's "Picnic at Hanging Rock."

2004-07-01 12:43:06 PM  
collectively focusing our lechery

Thats pretty funny, I like that.
2004-07-01 12:43:33 PM  
Zippy_da_Midget - Ummm...toothless 16-17 year olds is skirts.....

(jeebus, did I just write that)
2004-07-01 12:43:48 PM  
I didn't know the Teen Girl Squad played Zelda...
2004-07-01 12:44:26 PM  

No IMG SRC for me, I guess...
2004-07-01 12:44:53 PM  

and then I misspell spelling. Perfect.

You shouldn't have said anything. I stared at your speeling for five seconds and decided you must have done it intentionally, as a weak joke.


/couldn't resist
2004-07-01 12:45:11 PM  
I'd rather have the girls hiking UP their skirts...
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