Sounds like a good plan.

/Didn't RTFA

Maybe he came in to cash his pennies

what was he planning to do....walker away?

He'll probably try to sue the bank for discrimination...and win.

Jeez if he would have substituted a towell they would have rolled out the red carpet.

"Mister, you got a panty on your head."
--"Raising Arizona"

you got a panty on your head.

Maybe he was getting money for is prescription drugs.

20 seconds wasted on GIS. :P

He was farking 70!

Yeah, it's lucky they didn't let him in. I wouldn't want to tangle with a 70 year old man. What if he pulls out his wrinkled, hairy, sagging balls?

where can one find a good course in Bank Robbing?

Maybe he had a facial muscle disorder and he needed that stocking to keep his face from sagging...

/Fatal Instinct

what the fark is the world coming to when you can't go to the bank with a farking stocking on your head? am i wrong people? am i wrong?

Raising Arizona is the greatest movie ever made.

"you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job"

"anyone found bi-pedal in five wears his a$$ for a hat"

... and when caught, he admitted that he was planning to rob the bank. Had he just kept his mouth shut, they'd have a hard time getting him for attempted robbery. Bad fashion sense, maybe ..

Unless the prior convictions for bank robbery could be used against him, I guess ...

so...if i walk in with my skirt up over my head, does that mean i can't make a deposit either?


/waits for obligatory smart-assed remark about "making a deposit in my bank"

Dang you, spleef420!

Make a note, ladies. You can't just walk up to a bank in any lingerie you like. What a shame.

"Attica! Attica!"

/Dog Day Afternoon.

If ya dont know it, ya need to.

/waits for obligatory smart-assed remark about "making a deposit in my bank"

Well, you're certainly gathering interest.

i seen raising arizona at least six times.
i shake my head in wonder at people
who don't like that movie.
not quite as sublime as the big lebowsky,
imo, but damned near.

What is it with people always punishing people who attempt things and fail? I mean, I attempt to work all of the time, but when I just don't get around to it, I lose my job...

Attempted Robbery...
"They don't give the Nobel Peace Prize for Attempted Chemistry DO THEY"
-Side Show Bob

where can one find a good course in Bank Robbing?

University of Phoenix. They have *everything*.

i dunno, maybe banks have something against stockings, cause i couldnt get into one when i had a stocking on my wang, so...

Something like this happened in Boston recently,seems they are breeding stupid bank robbers

I've always wanted to try bank robbing, seems like a rush. If I wear a number, film myself and other numbers doing it I could call it an extreme sport. And if the bank wasn't down with that I'd just say they got punk'd.

Webgrunt, do I owe you a keyboard? Or are you mad cuz I beat you to it? ;)

Honestly, this guy's a bigger dumbass for admitting to the cops that he intended to rob the bank.

Without that, I doubt they could convict him of anything. It's hardly against the law to wear a stocking on your head when going into a bank.

I bet they would have let him in if was wearing fake glasses/nose and waving a gun around ...

wheelofmorality

Sperm Bank ?


/rim shot

Wheelofmorality

Where do I sign up to make a deposit again???

/line starts here....zip.

He just wanted some pampers

Why the fark did he admit it? I guess for the same reason he went up to a locked door with the stocking on his face in the first place.

Too stupid to live.

Huggies

hogans

*golf clap*

Thank you ever so much for all the Raising Arizona references. I also instantly thought of it when I read that headline.... I didn't even RTFA.

"Son, you have a panty on your head."

And the best line yet that I use on a regular basis:

"I'll be back directly."

I have to tell you old people are no good at anything. There I said it.

70 years old and he still has spunk...

Shouldn't they have a crime that he was suspected of committing before they charge him with something?

Even with his "confession" that he was thinking about it, what was the actual crime he committed?

Was it the stocking over the head?
The knocking on the door?
The driving away after being refused entry?

Shouldn't he have had to threaten someone or wave a weapon or break in to be charged with attempted bank robbery?

Just asking.

There's a stocking on my head? Get it off, Get it off, Get it off, Get it off, Get it off, Get it off, Get it off, Get it off...

/h*r

Something on my head? Is it a spider? Get it off.

REd vs. Blue

3.6 tons of copper? Guess what, boys and girls, they have not been made of copper for a couple of decades. They are made of a Zinc alloy and are copper PLATED! Don't believe me? Cut one in half with a pair of tinsnips and see what color it is. Stupid news people. Fark up a wet dream

Holy crapshoot, Batman this was posted to the wrong article. It was supposed to go to the previous pennies article

Reminds me of my favorite prank call.

"Yo, this is a muthafarkin' stick-up! Gimme all the money in da cash register or I'ma shoot y'all!"