Chick is hot, kid is stupid, hubby is probably hung like a pimple.

'nuff said.

I'm upset over 2 things about this situation.

1. Where were these drop-dead sexy and hot-for-middle-school-boys teachers when I was that age?

2. Which of those punks reported that teacher? They ruined any chances any of their peers might have had with her.

she looks like that bird from ken park

Her parents must be mortified.

Hell; even I'm embarrassed for her...

Anybody think that perhaps it's the kid who's gay, and couldn't take the straight sex anymore with a hot female, thus his "confession" to the police?

It's the only thing that could save this boy from execution by his peers.

Makes no sense. If I'm 14 and bangin' a hot teacher, I'm gonna be asking for detention every day.

From all accounts their sexual encounters lasted between 1 and 3 minutes.

Damn, thats a pretty long time!

Did she bother teaching him this is not acceptable sex?

At 14 it is. Hell, at 40, it ain't bad. At 65, I think its going to be great! At 80 I die for it, and might.

CAR MAG PHOTOS are up at FryCookOnVenus!! As well as a few others. Go there for the teacher, stay for the hotties and pop culture.

You guys aren't going to believe this but I WORK WITH THE HUSBAND!

What I want to know is why did the 14-year old tell his mother??? WTF?? you don't tell your parents about your sex life.

GoodCriper, tell me more, tell me more, does he have a small cock, uh huh...uh huh....?

/not funny
/first story ever that has my full attention

GoodCriper, seriously, what do you do?

2004-06-30 09:38:38 AM williamtillis


CAR MAG PHOTOS are up at FryCookOnVenus!! As well as a few others. Go there for the teacher, stay for the hotties and pop culture.


Ban this man.

First of all - I have a VERY high profile job and therefore I can't disclose ANYTHING! Due to things going on with my company I could lose my job if my identity was given out (I'm even having to change my personal profile now). Let's just say I'm a mom that can't afford to lose her job at this point in juncture. This guys whole life is now ruined. He obviously hasn't been at work. I honestly wish I had more details (seriously) but I don't. I can prove that I work with him as he doesn't go by the name Kristian. This is unbelivable!

GoodCriper - line of work?

I honestly feel so very, very sorry for EVERYONE involved in this. Even the deeply disturbed teacher. I understand she just lost her sister a year ago to a car accident.

And it sucks even worse for Kristian.

GoodCriper

In their wedding photo spread he is listed as Owen. Is that what he goes by?

YES - he goes by Owen. I work at a bank - I guess I can say that. He hasn't said anything as we haven't seen him but everyone here feels mortified by this.

Oh yeah, and I want to add that Owen is a GOOD guy and definitely does NOT have homo tendencies - she's lying out her @ss!

GoodCriper, I don't think she said he was gay. The 14 y/o said she had said her husband wasn't satisfying her.

I can't imagine the bad buzz in the air at your workplace!

He should have just kept tapping that all summer.. Imagine how easy school would have been next year... Talk about teachers pet

Guilty or not, let's hope she's the next up and coming porn star. You know the offers are pouring in. I'll volunteer to give her some practice

The woman is disturbed.
I could understand cheating if she was getting the bottom knocked out of it by the cabana boy at the club, but to repeatedly indulge in jack-rabbit sex with a kid indicates that she was getting off on the freak-vibe and not the sex.

She wouldn't be any creepier if she was hanging out at the playground wearing a trenchcoat.

2004-06-29 07:39:44 PM Bobbylishus

what the hell is wrong with this picture??

whats wrong with it? This type of rich favortism has been going on since the beginning of organized civilization. The justice system works if you can afford a wealthy lawyer (or are lucky enough to get an expensive lawyer for cheap, ie pro bono)

I live in the Clearwater, FL very close by and am 24. Back in 1996, when she was in high school, this woman had to transfer from where she was going before (I think in Temple Terrace) to East Bay High School (see homecoming court pics) Because of some crazy sex scandal that absolutely ruined her. I don't know exactly what happened, but there was a pretty good consensus. Anyway it was bad enough so this chick had to pick up and start all over at a high school across the bay in Pinellas county (east bay high) If anyone knows the true story, post it! Solid.

ACM1312, the story gets more intriguing every hour.

fark Lifetime, who else thinks this would make one hell of an NC-17 feature film?

Who should play Debra?

Her last name was beasley before she married poor Owen.

Hey Big Al, grow up -

We've seen it with OJ and Rodney. Now it's time for some white folk to get some good reprentation.

At least if she's found guilty, you won't see any whites rioting - they're too civilized for that.

Man, she's smokin'. That kid pretty much won the lottery...

I'd love to see what kind of crazy shenanigans would come crawling out of the woodwork if I were involved in a scandal like this. I'm pretty much NOT on the internet (although several PhDs share my name and hog the handful of Google pages assigned to "our" name) and think it would be strange to see who all chimes in with "I know this guy!" and "I went to Jr. High with him and he was always..."

I think I'll just be happy that nothing tabloid-worthy has happened to me... (yet)

that is a disturbed girl. and hot, in a white trash kinda way. all he had to do was deny everything...

spitter or swallower???

I got many F's as a 14 year old; however I never felt like lighting up afterwards. Prosecute her why not give her the Nobel piece prize, she made some lucky kids lifetime dream come true.